I'm so impressive:
I can burp my A-B-C's.
I rule this planet!
by MyGoodFriend
Devoid of T.P.
Used the cardboard cylinder
Anal chafing sucks
by Lush
the beach or the beach ?
easy... i'm already there
life's a holiday
by ash
So, Gaza, Darfur
Paris? You know, it's a pain
Vacation planning
by Brady of Toronto
Watch. I learned this trick
I just....oh damn!...just pretend
that didn't happen
by Brady of Toronto
All librarians
They hate the books - and they love?
Every index card
by Brady of Toronto
southern hemisphere
where our light comes from the north
or i bend over
by ash
Power to punish
Power to cure, educate
Pretty much the same
by Brady of Toronto
Sure, you try to put
wings on a pig - it doesn't
make it an eagle
by Brady of Sucked in to jet engines
False friends - like ivy
They both decay and ruin
the walls they embrace
by Brady of Toronto
My southern neighbours
They build way too many walls
Not enough bridges
by Brady of Toronto
Relaxation haiku
Reading Nipresses
by Milos Vujasinovic of Correkshun, Serbia
Did you like the word?
I tried for double meaning
Lies, clever I thought
by William Nippress
Pink cherry blossom
Falling like candyfloss snow
Lies thick on the ground
by William Nippress
Photojournalists,
'Neath guise of civic service,
Are pornographers.
by Lush
Put a stink up his ass, say it's "political"
When you dislike what you hear
Don't forget to label it "rant"
by Anonymous Poet
Pete did not voice his
Simpson's character. Pete had
brother Paul do it.
-- Happy Birthday to Pete Townshend (5/19/1945)
by Crimson Mind
Japanese donation, yellow bus No. 26
Driver put on a heat
Underneath my seat
---
Scorching my balls
I don't know if Mr.Bush knows
Why I was sent to Belgrade (Iraq)
---
To suffer this Serbian terror
some % of Serbs
What they have against me an't sure
---
But sure as hell, they "know" me
Fuck you too
And hope you rot in hell
---
Whoever set me with this bloody game
Hope you get yours, yours, yours...
And you will get it Bastards
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
"Christian Athletes",
and "Lutheran Investors, ...
Self-segregation.
by MyGoodFriend
Political rants
In random paragraph form
Will be deleted
by Janis
Please say it ain't so.
American Idol rigged?
Well, of course it is.
by Crimson Mind
Spoon in the pudding
Iconoclast blog writers
Get their just deserts
by Janis
Hold me close to you
Pretend you like me she said
God but I want you!
-
That
by Vinegar, cheese and olives
Rocket Man
Written by Bernie Taupin
Haikued by Crimson Mind
Packed my bags, pre-flight
Zero-hour, nine A.M.
I'm high as a kite
Miss the earth, my wife
It's lonely out here in space
Such a timeless flight
I think it's gonna
be a long-long time until
touch down bring me back
I'm not the man they
think I am at home, oh no
I'm a Rocket Man
Burning out his fuse
out here all alone, oh no
I'm a Rocket Man
Mars ain't the kind of
place to raise your kids; in fact
it is cold as hell
And there is no one
there to raise them if you did
oh no no no no
And all this science
I don't understand; Just my
job, five days a week
I'm a Rocket man
And I think its gonna be
such a long-long time...
-- inspired by William Shatner's dramatic reading
of Rocket Man at the 1978 Sci-Fi film awards
by Crimson Mind
FOX correspondent
As new Press Secretary?
Prepare for SnowJob.
by Lush
Random thoughts combine.
Driving is a good time to
think of haiku. Ding!
by MyGoodFriend
Those famous first words:
"Watson, come here, I want you!"
Double entendre.
by MyGoodFriend
You have to eat it
Not insert it up your arse
Some people are fruits
by Anonymous Poet
Replacement haiku
An ode to pesky robots
Makes unicorns fly
by Anonymous Poet
A ripe pineapple
For anal stimulation?
Bad Ideas Jeans.
by Lush
when the clock strikes five
i will go and take a nap
i can feel it now
by andrew of east lansing, mi
RECENT-Flooding, volcano
erupt,Pacific earthquake. It is END TIMES!
by soothsayer
Death rode the DragonFly
Once and then 'twas over
for all.
by skudwiz of wisconsin
Bumble Bee's. Often times
can be very fuzzy. But
then I have seen them
without fuzz. So, are
THOSE really bumble
bee's, or some other
contrived notion of one
trying to confuse me?
by ZAKK
Delilah wore a purple
dress. She had a purple
hat to match. She went
to the movies to see a
movie version of her
favorite television
program. Boy was she
ever disappointed.
by ZAKK
Franklin's shoes came off.
No longer could he walk
the long walk to the candy
store. His mother came
into the room. Franklin
handed over his money to
her and she went for him.
When she got back she
handed him a jaw-breaker
and a candy necklace.
by ZAKK
Davey found a cricket.
The little bug bit him
on the hand. He then squashed the bug under
foot in a twisting motion.
Davey decided bugs
just weren't for him.
by ZAKK
Hey-buh, man-buh,
what;s-buh, happenin'-
buh? <---mush mouth
circa 1973
by Anonymous Poet
uncomfortable
insecure with who I am
self-deprecating
by crimson mind
born in the fifties
and soon i'll be there again
life just goes around
by ash
You cannot kid me
You
by Dirty old man
The wood panelling
Blankets the walls of the den
Like in the sevn'ties
by Janis
Delight to senses
My morning-scented garden
Lets free my spirit
by Dirty old man
Soon man will invent
A way to get to the stars
He
by Anonymous Poet
It makes so you proud
Mans great ingenuity
To kill with such ease
by World opinion
Old Chinese proverb
Man with hole in his pocket
Feel cocky all day
by World opinion
Cursing the hard rain
Blown all the blossom again
Starting to turn brown
by Dirty old man
Melancholia
In the time of cholera
Diarrheal eve
by Lush
Inner monologue
Keeps me sane, but must take care
Not to speak aloud.
by Crimson Mind
The golden colours
An autumn mountain forest,
Chuck Norris' beard
by Speaky of Ireland