Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Franklin's shoes came off.
No longer could he walk
the long walk to the candy
store. His mother came
into the room. Franklin
handed over his money to
her and she went for him.
When she got back she
handed him a jaw-breaker
and a candy necklace.
Haiku # 35972, May 17, 2006 2:31 pm ET
by ZAKK
Davey found a cricket.
The little bug bit him
on the hand. He then squashed the bug under
foot in a twisting motion.
Davey decided bugs
just weren't for him.
Haiku # 35971, May 17, 2006 2:29 pm ET
by ZAKK
Hey-buh, man-buh,
what;s-buh, happenin'-
buh? <---mush mouth
circa 1973
Haiku # 35970, May 17, 2006 2:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
uncomfortable
insecure with who I am
self-deprecating
Haiku # 35969, May 17, 2006 1:54 pm ET
by crimson mind
born in the fifties
and soon i'll be there again
life just goes around
Haiku # 35968, May 17, 2006 10:41 am ET
by ash
You cannot kid me
You
Haiku # 35967, May 17, 2006 9:34 am ET
by Dirty old man
The wood panelling
Blankets the walls of the den
Like in the sevn'ties
Haiku # 35966, May 17, 2006 8:43 am ET
by Janis
Delight to senses
My morning-scented garden
Lets free my spirit
Haiku # 35965, May 17, 2006 6:48 am ET
by Dirty old man
Soon man will invent
A way to get to the stars
He
Haiku # 35964, May 17, 2006 6:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It makes so you proud
Mans great ingenuity
To kill with such ease
Haiku # 35963, May 17, 2006 6:30 am ET
by World opinion
Old Chinese proverb
Man with hole in his pocket
Feel cocky all day
Haiku # 35962, May 17, 2006 6:26 am ET
by World opinion
Cursing the hard rain
Blown all the blossom again
Starting to turn brown
Haiku # 35961, May 17, 2006 6:07 am ET
by Dirty old man
Melancholia
In the time of cholera
Diarrheal eve
Haiku # 35960, May 16, 2006 8:10 pm ET
by Lush
Inner monologue
Keeps me sane, but must take care
Not to speak aloud.
Haiku # 35959, May 16, 2006 1:16 pm ET
by Crimson Mind
The golden colours
An autumn mountain forest,
Chuck Norris' beard
Haiku # 35958, May 16, 2006 11:37 am ET
by Speaky of Ireland
It was jollies, but
all are disgusted with us.
Truth: you bore me now.
Haiku # 35957, May 16, 2006 11:34 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
It was jollies, but
all are disgusted with us.
Truth: you more me now.
Haiku # 35956, May 16, 2006 11:34 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
Actually, I'm
taken. Still thought of it.
Thank you anyway.
Haiku # 35955, May 16, 2006 11:31 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
dying roses
The wilting crimson
flowers rise up
and kill the wind.
Haiku # 35954, May 16, 2006 10:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jed was a poor man.
He smoked the canned
tobacco.
He rolled leaves of maple
and ate succulents and
root-barbs.
His visage was clean
and he never shook.
Life's mysteries are often
looks and never what
is buried from time to
time.
Haiku # 35953, May 16, 2006 10:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We spoke of Genghis Khan
and your friend
over cups of tea
and summer heat
The cool breeze
unwrapped
your cheap, flowery dress
spilling lust on the
streets of New York City
Lips, turgid with unspoken
secrets
caressed tetracycline
teeth
as you smiled
and refused the flowers
I almost bought on
Houston Street
Haiku # 35952, May 16, 2006 10:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dead fly flutters in gravy,
swim for your life oh bug!
Quicksand mashed potato.
Haiku # 35951, May 16, 2006 10:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Growing peony
The budding crimson flowers
Bow low in the wind
Haiku # 35950, May 16, 2006 10:04 am ET
by Janis
The look in her eyes
Brush of her body on mine
My arm around her
*
Moving together
In time to the slow rhythm
A controlled passion
*
On the very edge
Tango is life
Haiku # 35949, May 16, 2006 6:47 am ET
by William Nippress
The passion that is
To dance tango with Lorna
Is like life
Haiku # 35948, May 16, 2006 6:38 am ET
by William Nippress
The lovely Lorna
Skin like alabaster
A Goddess Body
*
Dances like a dream
An easy grace among us
Laughter like a song
Haiku # 35947, May 16, 2006 6:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Spring like a soft song
Silently crept up the trees
Filling eyes with sound
Haiku # 35946, May 16, 2006 6:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Hands up all those who
Think it was a huge mistake
To invade Iraq?
-
Now hands up all those
Who called me names three years ago?
What? No hands up now.
_

You gutless lot of *****
No one admitting they were wrong
Well I told you so
Haiku # 35945, May 16, 2006 6:22 am ET
by I told you so, I told you so!
You were just a foil
Way to get people thinking
You took it to heart
-
Which worked rather well
I hope some of your stupid
Countrymen may? Think?
-
Nice sparring with you
And good luck with the dating
It
Haiku # 35944, May 16, 2006 6:11 am ET
by World opinion
Find one suitable
Only when you stop looking
That
Haiku # 35943, May 16, 2006 5:58 am ET
by World opinion on dating
The dater's lament:
"All the good ones are taken!"
I beg to differ.
Haiku # 35942, May 15, 2006 8:08 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Up to the border,
you are an "us". Just beyond,
and you are a "them".
Haiku # 35941, May 15, 2006 7:18 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
"Late Spring Snow In May:
Chestnut not Cherry Blossum"
English songs Thrush sings
Haiku # 35940, May 15, 2006 3:09 pm ET
by Robert Burrell Donkin of England
Hearts will never be
practical until they are
made unbreakable.
Haiku # 35939, May 15, 2006 2:27 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Vomit ends migraine.
It's biodegradable:
undigested corn.
Haiku # 35938, May 15, 2006 1:58 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
I'm a knucklehead.
To bed too late brings migraine.
Horray for these pills!
Haiku # 35937, May 15, 2006 1:57 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
A life of errands
Two respites, panging longings
for her; for Paris
Haiku # 35936, May 15, 2006 11:33 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
The redwood forest
Santa Clara county parks
Santa Cruz Mountains
Haiku # 35935, May 15, 2006 6:55 am ET
by Dancing foolishly
mount madonna mama
Love to know more, must tell you
Your links not working
Haiku # 35934, May 15, 2006 6:48 am ET
by Dirty dancing fool
Tap-dancing and slide
Do you think you
Haiku # 35933, May 15, 2006 6:45 am ET
by Dancing fool
A bright sunny day
Prickley grass beneath your feet
You stepped in dog doo
Haiku # 35932, May 14, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Gunter vonbourgenhausen of The USA
even when she died
I heard the train like always
humming past the sound
Haiku # 35931, May 14, 2006 4:23 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
as to the outcome
she could never quench her thirst
even when she died
Haiku # 35930, May 14, 2006 4:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
the cab drivers name
revealed no obvious clues
as to the outcome
Haiku # 35929, May 14, 2006 4:15 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
folded in amongst
many long important lists
the cab drivers name
Haiku # 35928, May 14, 2006 4:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
folded in amongst
dead wet leaves and tender green
a salamander
Haiku # 35927, May 14, 2006 4:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
LOOK G WE SCREWED THIS GUY UP...
MUTHAFUCKA, WE RULE THIS WORLD!
DONT TELL, FEEL CONCHIE PANGS BOUT ANYTHANG ???
,,,
KXC PPAWL { { { { { SUSTAIN } } } } }
Haiku # 35926, May 13, 2006 11:00 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Srbia
THE UNKNOWN PASSERBY HAIKU (Accepting hommages)
...

How bad could i be
tap dancing on crap, Ashburner Str.
Stench pungent and gliding
...
Oozing inside my nostrils
with eyes drawn schtraight to her butt
Unknown passerby, she passes by in the night
Haiku # 35925, May 13, 2006 9:10 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Provoke, Serbia
ancient pentium
attached via ethernet
using ubuntu
Haiku # 35924, May 13, 2006 8:49 am ET
by ash
How bad could i be
tap dancing on crap, Ashburner Str.
Stench pungent and gliding

Oozing inside my nostrils
with eyes drawn schtraight to her butt
Unknown passerby passes by in the night

koc koc
Haiku # 35923, May 13, 2006 2:51 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Provoke, Serbia
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