Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

The golden colours
An autumn mountain forest,
Chuck Norris' beard
Haiku # 35958, May 16, 2006 11:37 am ET
by Speaky of Ireland
It was jollies, but
all are disgusted with us.
Truth: you bore me now.
Haiku # 35957, May 16, 2006 11:34 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
It was jollies, but
all are disgusted with us.
Truth: you more me now.
Haiku # 35956, May 16, 2006 11:34 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
Actually, I'm
taken. Still thought of it.
Thank you anyway.
Haiku # 35955, May 16, 2006 11:31 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
dying roses
The wilting crimson
flowers rise up
and kill the wind.
Haiku # 35954, May 16, 2006 10:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jed was a poor man.
He smoked the canned
tobacco.
He rolled leaves of maple
and ate succulents and
root-barbs.
His visage was clean
and he never shook.
Life's mysteries are often
looks and never what
is buried from time to
time.
Haiku # 35953, May 16, 2006 10:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We spoke of Genghis Khan
and your friend
over cups of tea
and summer heat
The cool breeze
unwrapped
your cheap, flowery dress
spilling lust on the
streets of New York City
Lips, turgid with unspoken
secrets
caressed tetracycline
teeth
as you smiled
and refused the flowers
I almost bought on
Houston Street
Haiku # 35952, May 16, 2006 10:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dead fly flutters in gravy,
swim for your life oh bug!
Quicksand mashed potato.
Haiku # 35951, May 16, 2006 10:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Growing peony
The budding crimson flowers
Bow low in the wind
Haiku # 35950, May 16, 2006 10:04 am ET
by Janis
The look in her eyes
Brush of her body on mine
My arm around her
*
Moving together
In time to the slow rhythm
A controlled passion
*
On the very edge
Tango is life
Haiku # 35949, May 16, 2006 6:47 am ET
by William Nippress
The passion that is
To dance tango with Lorna
Is like life
Haiku # 35948, May 16, 2006 6:38 am ET
by William Nippress
The lovely Lorna
Skin like alabaster
A Goddess Body
*
Dances like a dream
An easy grace among us
Laughter like a song
Haiku # 35947, May 16, 2006 6:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Spring like a soft song
Silently crept up the trees
Filling eyes with sound
Haiku # 35946, May 16, 2006 6:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Hands up all those who
Think it was a huge mistake
To invade Iraq?
-
Now hands up all those
Who called me names three years ago?
What? No hands up now.
_

You gutless lot of *****
No one admitting they were wrong
Well I told you so
Haiku # 35945, May 16, 2006 6:22 am ET
by I told you so, I told you so!
You were just a foil
Way to get people thinking
You took it to heart
-
Which worked rather well
I hope some of your stupid
Countrymen may? Think?
-
Nice sparring with you
And good luck with the dating
It
Haiku # 35944, May 16, 2006 6:11 am ET
by World opinion
Find one suitable
Only when you stop looking
That
Haiku # 35943, May 16, 2006 5:58 am ET
by World opinion on dating
The dater's lament:
"All the good ones are taken!"
I beg to differ.
Haiku # 35942, May 15, 2006 8:08 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Up to the border,
you are an "us". Just beyond,
and you are a "them".
Haiku # 35941, May 15, 2006 7:18 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
"Late Spring Snow In May:
Chestnut not Cherry Blossum"
English songs Thrush sings
Haiku # 35940, May 15, 2006 3:09 pm ET
by Robert Burrell Donkin of England
Hearts will never be
practical until they are
made unbreakable.
Haiku # 35939, May 15, 2006 2:27 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Vomit ends migraine.
It's biodegradable:
undigested corn.
Haiku # 35938, May 15, 2006 1:58 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
I'm a knucklehead.
To bed too late brings migraine.
Horray for these pills!
Haiku # 35937, May 15, 2006 1:57 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
A life of errands
Two respites, panging longings
for her; for Paris
Haiku # 35936, May 15, 2006 11:33 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
The redwood forest
Santa Clara county parks
Santa Cruz Mountains
Haiku # 35935, May 15, 2006 6:55 am ET
by Dancing foolishly
mount madonna mama
Love to know more, must tell you
Your links not working
Haiku # 35934, May 15, 2006 6:48 am ET
by Dirty dancing fool
Tap-dancing and slide
Do you think you
Haiku # 35933, May 15, 2006 6:45 am ET
by Dancing fool
A bright sunny day
Prickley grass beneath your feet
You stepped in dog doo
Haiku # 35932, May 14, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Gunter vonbourgenhausen of The USA
even when she died
I heard the train like always
humming past the sound
Haiku # 35931, May 14, 2006 4:23 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
as to the outcome
she could never quench her thirst
even when she died
Haiku # 35930, May 14, 2006 4:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
the cab drivers name
revealed no obvious clues
as to the outcome
Haiku # 35929, May 14, 2006 4:15 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
folded in amongst
many long important lists
the cab drivers name
Haiku # 35928, May 14, 2006 4:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
folded in amongst
dead wet leaves and tender green
a salamander
Haiku # 35927, May 14, 2006 4:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
LOOK G WE SCREWED THIS GUY UP...
MUTHAFUCKA, WE RULE THIS WORLD!
DONT TELL, FEEL CONCHIE PANGS BOUT ANYTHANG ???
,,,
KXC PPAWL { { { { { SUSTAIN } } } } }
Haiku # 35926, May 13, 2006 11:00 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Srbia
THE UNKNOWN PASSERBY HAIKU (Accepting hommages)
...

How bad could i be
tap dancing on crap, Ashburner Str.
Stench pungent and gliding
...
Oozing inside my nostrils
with eyes drawn schtraight to her butt
Unknown passerby, she passes by in the night
Haiku # 35925, May 13, 2006 9:10 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Provoke, Serbia
ancient pentium
attached via ethernet
using ubuntu
Haiku # 35924, May 13, 2006 8:49 am ET
by ash
How bad could i be
tap dancing on crap, Ashburner Str.
Stench pungent and gliding

Oozing inside my nostrils
with eyes drawn schtraight to her butt
Unknown passerby passes by in the night

koc koc
Haiku # 35923, May 13, 2006 2:51 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Provoke, Serbia
Six years together
The rest of life is longer
What do we do now?
Haiku # 35922, May 12, 2006 11:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The scent's creeping into my nostrils
with eye rustled against her butt
Unknown passerby passes by in the night
Haiku # 35921, May 12, 2006 11:22 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Boondocks, Serbia
How bad could I feel
tap dancing on crap, Ashburner Str.
Stench pungent and gliding
Haiku # 35920, May 12, 2006 11:12 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Provoke, Serbia
You know "Three Dog Night"?
This was a "Three Pill Migraine".
Man, I hate those things.
Haiku # 35919, May 12, 2006 8:38 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
The American
way of punctuation's dumb.
The Brits have it right.
Haiku # 35918, May 12, 2006 8:38 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Gentle breeze blows tree
crud into my drink. It's now
impure ... "natural".
Haiku # 35917, May 12, 2006 8:37 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Paid my dues for 3 centuries
ahead, still human jealousy
Rules the pissy world
Haiku # 35916, May 12, 2006 3:14 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Tonight's forecast: Dark.
Continued dark for tonight.
Light in the morning.


- inspired by Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman"
Haiku # 35915, May 12, 2006 3:12 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Noodle bar for lunch
Tofu, ginger, chilli and tomato
On whole wheat noodles
Haiku # 35914, May 12, 2006 9:23 am ET
by William Nippress
simply be sizes,
fourteen to fucking thirty,
thats really massive
Haiku # 35913, May 12, 2006 5:23 am ET
by Marsha Mellow
the queen of hearts she,
made some tarts it was a red,
hot lesbo gang bang
Haiku # 35912, May 12, 2006 5:21 am ET
by Marsha Mellow
i would like for me,
and vince vaughn to get it on,
i can dream can't i?
Haiku # 35911, May 12, 2006 5:17 am ET
by Marsha Mellow
Thank you it
Haiku # 35910, May 12, 2006 5:14 am ET
by Dirty old man
oh no im bleeding!
that fucking paper is gay
i shall sue its arse
Haiku # 35909, May 12, 2006 5:12 am ET
by Marsha Mellow
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