i would like for me,
and vince vaughn to get it on,
i can dream can't i?
by Marsha Mellow
Thank you it
by Dirty old man
oh no im bleeding!
that fucking paper is gay
i shall sue its arse
by Marsha Mellow
oh dear im alone,
who will give me a sponge bath?,
i smell like old feet
by Marsha Mellow
Getting writers block
Can't come up with great haiku
Need inspiration.
by Ryan of Korea
nine and a half years
thirty-six thousand haiku
grandma has a cock
by ash
Another "standing
O". Every time I walk in.
Yes, it does get old.
by MyGoodFriend
She chose me, but why?
I'm old, fat, bald, and ugly.
Of course, so is she.
Inspired in part by Bad Haiku #35887 by Dirty Old Man
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
One more box of wine
And I'll be lounging supine
Nude in the sunshine
by Lush
The refreshing verse
Of years gone by surfaces;
Grandma has a cock
by Janis
The rain is drop-shaped
Clanging on the windowsil
Getting people wet
by Janis
Poor Niles now he has
an Ism after his name
It is just not fair
by Your uncle
such nihilism
it's pretty hard to believe
grandma has a cock
by ash (....déjà vu !)
Such high brow Haiku
Thought,
by René Descartes uncle
My little pony
I remember your theme song
Oh so very well
by Janis of Toronto
horse before descartes
i think therefore it might be
but you just can't tell
by ash
God does not exist
Suspension of disbelief
Is for the movies
by Blind Faith = Stupidity
Once, there were many
gods. Now, just one. Limit, as
t grows, is zero.
by MyGoodFriend
There's just one person
in the whole world for me. Look!
Right in the same town!
by MyGoodFriend
I looked out the window and saw
A guy with a gigantic maw
I flipped him the bird
And called him a turd
And now I face the wrath of the law
by Anonymous Poet
There once was a guy named dude
Who loved bowling and weed and some food
When the nilists came calling
In the city so sprawling
He had to abide or be screwed
by Janis
A limerick my friend did once say
Is a form of verse that helps pass the day
They're often quite dirty
And rarely quite purdy
It beats bad haiku any day
by Janis
you're pulling our chain
when you say you'll try again
flushed with success, blaine ?
by ash
there once was a deal done with dell
but they ship at a time they won't tell
it might arrive soon
or sometime in june
or after it freezes in hell
by ash
Mount Madonna Mama
Falling in loves not about
Looks but character
-
Simple rules for life
You fall in lust with good looks
But looks don
by MMM
ah sweet bad haiku
nothing makes me laugh as much
as the nothing here
by ash
Underwater man
Living snow dome spectacle
Pruny hands and feet
by glub glub glub
Take a deep breath now
Holding ones breath, NOT magic!
I hope you drown Blain
by David Copperfield
Frolicking dolphin
Swims like a motherfucker
Through the aqua sea
by Janis
Quote: "'Kill' my landlord....
C-I-L-L, my landlord."
Mr. Robinson
by Lush
Miniature ponies
With rainbow colored condoms
Ass rape blind kittens
by Anonymous Poet
I watched my mother
pulling away on the train
I wish I'd known her
by mount madonna mama
time is punishment
for a beautiful woman
all can see her loss
by mount madonna mama
she reads his love poems
and feels too shamed by aging
to let him see her
by mount madonna mama
living a wet dream
ahh.... don't ya know it's magic
and it's lucrative
by ash
Army Instructor
Reasonably sure he is gay
Keeps contacting me
-
And he writes haiku
He wants to know where I live
Not into gays though
by Anonymous Poet
If emulation
Sincerest form, flattery
What is name stealing?
by Anonymous Poet
Severe Blain damage
Here
by It works better that way
I take my shoes off
Nature
by It works better that way
Severe Blain damage
Here
by William Nippress
Wet blossom carpet
Nature
by World opinion
blaine, blaine, wet again
too much water on the brain
you've gotta refrain
by ash
boy in a bubble
you were asking for trouble
should use a double
by ash
Skeeter, a kitten
still, but fully aware that
he's a mighty beast.
by MyGoodFriend
Dissatisfaction
Gnaws like a cancer at my
Crumby Bad Haiku
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Checked out of rat race.
La, la, la. Now it's puppies,
rainbows, butterflies.
by MyGoodFriend
I agree, Janis
All the animosity
Ruins the haiku
by We can do better
Oh fluffy bunny
Your soft fur rubs on my hand;
Feed you a carrot
by The Semi-human haiku replacement engine
Ribbons of rail tracks
The corner of two main streets
A tic tac toe game
by Janis of Toronto
