Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

The rain is drop-shaped
Clanging on the windowsil
Getting people wet
Haiku # 35901, May 11, 2006 2:34 pm ET
by Janis
Poor Niles now he has
an Ism after his name
It is just not fair
Haiku # 35900, May 11, 2006 11:19 am ET
by Your uncle
such nihilism
it's pretty hard to believe
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 35899, May 11, 2006 7:53 am ET
by ash (....déjà vu !)
Such high brow Haiku
Thought,
Haiku # 35898, May 11, 2006 5:33 am ET
by René Descartes uncle
My little pony
I remember your theme song
Oh so very well
Haiku # 35897, May 11, 2006 5:27 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
horse before descartes
i think therefore it might be
but you just can't tell
Haiku # 35896, May 11, 2006 4:49 am ET
by ash
God does not exist
Suspension of disbelief
Is for the movies
Haiku # 35895, May 11, 2006 1:29 am ET
by Blind Faith = Stupidity
Once, there were many
gods. Now, just one. Limit, as
t grows, is zero.
Haiku # 35894, May 11, 2006 12:46 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
There's just one person
in the whole world for me. Look!
Right in the same town!
Haiku # 35893, May 11, 2006 12:44 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
I looked out the window and saw
A guy with a gigantic maw
I flipped him the bird
And called him a turd
And now I face the wrath of the law
Haiku # 35892, May 10, 2006 8:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There once was a guy named dude
Who loved bowling and weed and some food
When the nilists came calling
In the city so sprawling
He had to abide or be screwed
Haiku # 35891, May 10, 2006 4:10 pm ET
by Janis
A limerick my friend did once say
Is a form of verse that helps pass the day
They're often quite dirty
And rarely quite purdy
It beats bad haiku any day
Haiku # 35890, May 10, 2006 4:06 pm ET
by Janis
you're pulling our chain
when you say you'll try again
flushed with success, blaine ?
Haiku # 35889, May 10, 2006 9:13 am ET
by ash
there once was a deal done with dell
but they ship at a time they won't tell
it might arrive soon
or sometime in june
or after it freezes in hell
Haiku # 35888, May 10, 2006 9:09 am ET
by ash
Youth
Haiku # 35887, May 10, 2006 7:52 am ET
by Dirty old man
Mount Madonna Mama
Falling in loves not about
Looks but character
-
Simple rules for life
You fall in lust with good looks
But looks don
Haiku # 35886, May 10, 2006 7:27 am ET
by MMM
ah sweet bad haiku
nothing makes me laugh as much
as the nothing here
Haiku # 35885, May 10, 2006 1:27 am ET
by ash
Underwater man
Living snow dome spectacle
Pruny hands and feet
Haiku # 35884, May 9, 2006 7:57 pm ET
by glub glub glub
Take a deep breath now
Holding ones breath, NOT magic!
I hope you drown Blain
Haiku # 35883, May 9, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by David Copperfield
Frolicking dolphin
Swims like a motherfucker
Through the aqua sea
Haiku # 35882, May 9, 2006 5:00 pm ET
by Janis
Quote: "'Kill' my landlord....
C-I-L-L, my landlord."
Mr. Robinson
Haiku # 35881, May 9, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by Lush
Miniature ponies
With rainbow colored condoms
Ass rape blind kittens
Haiku # 35880, May 9, 2006 4:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I watched my mother
pulling away on the train
I wish I'd known her
Haiku # 35879, May 9, 2006 2:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
time is punishment
for a beautiful woman
all can see her loss
Haiku # 35878, May 9, 2006 2:09 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
she reads his love poems
and feels too shamed by aging
to let him see her
Haiku # 35877, May 9, 2006 2:05 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
living a wet dream
ahh.... don't ya know it's magic
and it's lucrative
Haiku # 35876, May 9, 2006 8:50 am ET
by ash
Army Instructor
Reasonably sure he is gay
Keeps contacting me
-
And he writes haiku
He wants to know where I live
Not into gays though
Haiku # 35875, May 9, 2006 7:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If emulation
Sincerest form, flattery
What is name stealing?
Haiku # 35874, May 9, 2006 7:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Severe Blain damage
Here
Haiku # 35873, May 9, 2006 5:24 am ET
by It works better that way
I take my shoes off
Nature
Haiku # 35872, May 9, 2006 5:22 am ET
by It works better that way
Severe Blain damage
Here
Haiku # 35871, May 9, 2006 5:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Wet blossom carpet
Nature
Haiku # 35870, May 9, 2006 5:13 am ET
by World opinion
blaine, blaine, wet again
too much water on the brain
you've gotta refrain
Haiku # 35869, May 9, 2006 1:37 am ET
by ash
boy in a bubble
you were asking for trouble
should use a double
Haiku # 35868, May 9, 2006 1:34 am ET
by ash
Skeeter, a kitten
still, but fully aware that
he's a mighty beast.
Haiku # 35867, May 8, 2006 11:11 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Dissatisfaction
Gnaws like a cancer at my
Crumby Bad Haiku
Haiku # 35866, May 8, 2006 7:58 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Checked out of rat race.
La, la, la. Now it's puppies,
rainbows, butterflies.
Haiku # 35865, May 8, 2006 4:58 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
I agree, Janis
All the animosity
Ruins the haiku
Haiku # 35864, May 8, 2006 4:08 pm ET
by We can do better
Oh fluffy bunny
Your soft fur rubs on my hand;
Feed you a carrot
Haiku # 35863, May 8, 2006 3:42 pm ET
by The Semi-human haiku replacement engine
Ribbons of rail tracks
The corner of two main streets
A tic tac toe game
Haiku # 35862, May 8, 2006 2:53 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Return to the same
old axe to grind. It's repeat ...
repeat .... repeat. Bore.
Haiku # 35861, May 8, 2006 2:39 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Pleas to the people
Inflamatory haiku
Will be replaced by

Haiku about things
Like kittens and rainbows
And ponies and such
Haiku # 35860, May 8, 2006 11:44 am ET
by Janis
You need to take stock
Your time is fast running out
And so are your friends
Haiku # 35859, May 8, 2006 11:07 am ET
by Your countries decaying, dying from the inside
Triumphant entry
What is the US record?
How well will it read?
-
The Military
Will history judge it right?
Or will the truth out
Haiku # 35858, May 8, 2006 10:58 am ET
by World opinion
Dear Ones Lost, Etern
Non-Forgave, Lasting
Only For Deceit
Haiku # 35857, May 8, 2006 10:54 am ET
by Army
The sparkle-stone sky
keeps thoughts, never to
say, of the lost tide.
Haiku # 35856, May 8, 2006 10:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who got caught then?
You done servicing comrades?
Go service yourself!
Haiku # 35855, May 8, 2006 10:34 am ET
by William Nippress
The ability
To dance, to seduce, have fun
Lacking in your life?
*
Try military
You can service your comrades
And your country too
Haiku # 35854, May 8, 2006 10:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Well, well, is that you?
A Student of Artificial insemination
Via the ear canal
Haiku # 35853, May 8, 2006 10:20 am ET
by Is so, how you doing?
Military might
Your still spoiling for a fight
You go fly a kite
Haiku # 35852, May 8, 2006 10:00 am ET
by World opinion
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