Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Skeeter, a kitten
still, but fully aware that
he's a mighty beast.
Haiku # 35867, May 8, 2006 11:11 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Dissatisfaction
Gnaws like a cancer at my
Crumby Bad Haiku
Haiku # 35866, May 8, 2006 7:58 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Checked out of rat race.
La, la, la. Now it's puppies,
rainbows, butterflies.
Haiku # 35865, May 8, 2006 4:58 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
I agree, Janis
All the animosity
Ruins the haiku
Haiku # 35864, May 8, 2006 4:08 pm ET
by We can do better
Oh fluffy bunny
Your soft fur rubs on my hand;
Feed you a carrot
Haiku # 35863, May 8, 2006 3:42 pm ET
by The Semi-human haiku replacement engine
Ribbons of rail tracks
The corner of two main streets
A tic tac toe game
Haiku # 35862, May 8, 2006 2:53 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Return to the same
old axe to grind. It's repeat ...
repeat .... repeat. Bore.
Haiku # 35861, May 8, 2006 2:39 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Pleas to the people
Inflamatory haiku
Will be replaced by

Haiku about things
Like kittens and rainbows
And ponies and such
Haiku # 35860, May 8, 2006 11:44 am ET
by Janis
You need to take stock
Your time is fast running out
And so are your friends
Haiku # 35859, May 8, 2006 11:07 am ET
by Your countries decaying, dying from the inside
Triumphant entry
What is the US record?
How well will it read?
-
The Military
Will history judge it right?
Or will the truth out
Haiku # 35858, May 8, 2006 10:58 am ET
by World opinion
Dear Ones Lost, Etern
Non-Forgave, Lasting
Only For Deceit
Haiku # 35857, May 8, 2006 10:54 am ET
by Army
The sparkle-stone sky
keeps thoughts, never to
say, of the lost tide.
Haiku # 35856, May 8, 2006 10:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who got caught then?
You done servicing comrades?
Go service yourself!
Haiku # 35855, May 8, 2006 10:34 am ET
by William Nippress
The ability
To dance, to seduce, have fun
Lacking in your life?
*
Try military
You can service your comrades
And your country too
Haiku # 35854, May 8, 2006 10:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Well, well, is that you?
A Student of Artificial insemination
Via the ear canal
Haiku # 35853, May 8, 2006 10:20 am ET
by Is so, how you doing?
Military might
Your still spoiling for a fight
You go fly a kite
Haiku # 35852, May 8, 2006 10:00 am ET
by World opinion
It
Haiku # 35851, May 8, 2006 7:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rains the thing we hate
World water shortage my arse
Should try living here
Haiku # 35850, May 8, 2006 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just the other day
I was anally raped by
A great big black man
Haiku # 35849, May 8, 2006 6:17 am ET
by A Student of Stuff
Oncidium papilio kramerianum
Psychopsis papilio
They don't know they made a haiku
(To Janis)
Haiku # 35848, May 8, 2006 2:45 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Haiku too brief for
Dionysian Dithyramb;
Need an epic board
Haiku # 35847, May 7, 2006 6:20 pm ET
by Lush
The bright aqua sky
Has nothing to say of the
ever turning tide
Haiku # 35846, May 7, 2006 3:13 pm ET
by Janis
Another short verse
To replace a spam bot ad
Springtime comes quickly
Haiku # 35845, May 7, 2006 3:13 pm ET
by Janis
peach blossoms in bloom
with their bright purpleish hue
orchards of beauty
Haiku # 35844, May 7, 2006 11:14 am ET
by Janis of St. Catharines
Slay Richard Simmons
Soliciting HOMOcide
Predicate felon
Haiku # 35843, May 6, 2006 8:52 pm ET
by Lush
CONSPIRACY THEORY
-
CIA's to blame.
9-11 was their job.
No Arabs involved.
-
They killed Kennedy.
Oswald was just a patsy.
More than one gunman!
-
Were there moon andings?
It was faked in Nevada.
Witnesses vanished.
-
Captured UFOs?
Government keeps them hidden
in secret hangars.
-
Contrails cross the sky.
Spreading out mind-control drugs.
Messing with my head!
-
Folks think I'm crazy,
but I really know the facts.
It's so obvious.
-
The truth is out there.
It's all a conspiracy.
Just a cover-up.
Haiku # 35842, May 6, 2006 5:38 pm ET
by MrG (Greg Goebel) of Loveland, CO, USA
Jimmy Savile rules
Now then now then guys and gals
Eeurgh eeurgh eeurgh eeurgh eeurgh
Haiku # 35841, May 6, 2006 5:35 pm ET
by A Student of Great scouse icons
inco-ordinate
anonymous once again
hit the wrong button
Haiku # 35839, May 5, 2006 10:59 pm ET
by ash
nippress in da house
shakin' thuh spanish bootie
set us up the bomb
Haiku # 35838, May 5, 2006 10:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Apparently, you're
perfect, and your (mystery)
country is too. Sweet!
Haiku # 35837, May 5, 2006 7:48 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
the best way to keep
your word is to simply not
ever give your word
Haiku # 35836, May 5, 2006 2:58 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
death's overrated
what is all the fuss about?
will happen sometime
Haiku # 35835, May 5, 2006 2:57 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Bunny rabbits run
Through the green grass of the spring
Lovely cotton tails
Haiku # 35834, May 5, 2006 10:42 am ET
by The Semi-human haiku replacement engine
Oh the spring flowers
How merily they emerge
From winter's tight grip
Haiku # 35833, May 5, 2006 10:41 am ET
by The Semi-human haiku replacement engine
Lovely Unicorn
Your majestic horn protrudes
From your noble head
Haiku # 35832, May 5, 2006 10:40 am ET
by The Semi-human haiku replacement engine
Military might;
My love for kittens and their
Soft fur makes me blush
Haiku # 35831, May 5, 2006 10:39 am ET
by The Semi-human haiku replacement engine
Clear on what I think
Not blinded by my anger
Take a look at yours
-
What makes world angry
Is your countries attitude
To rest of the world
-
Also your own poor
And you
Haiku # 35830, May 5, 2006 8:01 am ET
by World opinion
unable to think
Haiku # 35828, May 4, 2006 10:54 pm ET
by mote
prance across
summer study room
ice-creams
Haiku # 35827, May 4, 2006 10:52 pm ET
by mote of Singapore
Which hour is longest?
Monday's first or Friday's last?
Time is relative.
Haiku # 35826, May 4, 2006 8:12 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Biking across town
Got to make it home in time
Ice cream is melting.
Haiku # 35825, May 4, 2006 7:59 pm ET
by Ryan of Korea
He who rocked the boat
must pay
In stones or happiness
Haiku # 35824, May 4, 2006 4:09 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
KOC man said 17 black girls
for that old Milo
Poor soul rots in Serbia
Haiku # 35823, May 4, 2006 4:07 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Angry bullies
no remorse
KOC is at your doors
Haiku # 35822, May 4, 2006 4:03 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
KOC, where the fun is at
if you don't fuck somebody
Call it a day on yourself
***
He said it, shut the fuck up
No, he said it
Shut up your fukin yapper
Haiku # 35821, May 4, 2006 4:02 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
When Knights of Columbus are having fun
Then the bastard must go to Serbia
Is that true, ditto
Haiku # 35820, May 4, 2006 4:00 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Vacant palaver
Nary a trenchant riposte
Discourse with dummkopfs
Haiku # 35819, May 4, 2006 2:23 pm ET
by Lush
Your country: want to
show it's possible to know
sans insulting it.
*
Your anger blinds you.
Stereotyping: so sad.
Maybe you'll mature.
Haiku # 35818, May 4, 2006 1:13 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Conundrum for me
Back to old lover or new
I really want them both
Haiku # 35817, May 4, 2006 11:22 am ET
by Male chauvinist
So still reading me
You want to know my country
Oh can
Haiku # 35816, May 4, 2006 6:17 am ET
by World opinion
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