Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 13 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

Oh the spring flowers
How merily they emerge
From winter's tight grip
Haiku # 35833, May 5, 2006 10:41 am ET
by The Semi-human haiku replacement engine
Lovely Unicorn
Your majestic horn protrudes
From your noble head
Haiku # 35832, May 5, 2006 10:40 am ET
by The Semi-human haiku replacement engine
Military might;
My love for kittens and their
Soft fur makes me blush
Haiku # 35831, May 5, 2006 10:39 am ET
by The Semi-human haiku replacement engine
Clear on what I think
Not blinded by my anger
Take a look at yours
-
What makes world angry
Is your countries attitude
To rest of the world
-
Also your own poor
And you
Haiku # 35830, May 5, 2006 8:01 am ET
by World opinion
unable to think
Haiku # 35828, May 4, 2006 10:54 pm ET
by mote
prance across
summer study room
ice-creams
Haiku # 35827, May 4, 2006 10:52 pm ET
by mote of Singapore
Which hour is longest?
Monday's first or Friday's last?
Time is relative.
Haiku # 35826, May 4, 2006 8:12 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Biking across town
Got to make it home in time
Ice cream is melting.
Haiku # 35825, May 4, 2006 7:59 pm ET
by Ryan of Korea
He who rocked the boat
must pay
In stones or happiness
Haiku # 35824, May 4, 2006 4:09 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
KOC man said 17 black girls
for that old Milo
Poor soul rots in Serbia
Haiku # 35823, May 4, 2006 4:07 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Angry bullies
no remorse
KOC is at your doors
Haiku # 35822, May 4, 2006 4:03 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
KOC, where the fun is at
if you don't fuck somebody
Call it a day on yourself
***
He said it, shut the fuck up
No, he said it
Shut up your fukin yapper
Haiku # 35821, May 4, 2006 4:02 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
When Knights of Columbus are having fun
Then the bastard must go to Serbia
Is that true, ditto
Haiku # 35820, May 4, 2006 4:00 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Vacant palaver
Nary a trenchant riposte
Discourse with dummkopfs
Haiku # 35819, May 4, 2006 2:23 pm ET
by Lush
Your country: want to
show it's possible to know
sans insulting it.
*
Your anger blinds you.
Stereotyping: so sad.
Maybe you'll mature.
Haiku # 35818, May 4, 2006 1:13 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Conundrum for me
Back to old lover or new
I really want them both
Haiku # 35817, May 4, 2006 11:22 am ET
by Male chauvinist
So still reading me
You want to know my country
Oh can
Haiku # 35816, May 4, 2006 6:17 am ET
by World opinion
Complicated rhymes
Are a good reason to boast
But not Limericks
*
Lowbrow limericks
Are fun to write when you
Haiku # 35815, May 4, 2006 6:12 am ET
by William Nippress
btw, Italo American pizza tastes like shit
Between Italian and Greek
Go ahead and make your own
Haiku # 35814, May 4, 2006 6:12 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
ITALIANS LIKE TO JUDGE: ASK JESUS
LIKE TO SELL GOOD RIDES
AND FUCK ELSE'S WIVES : ASK G BARBERA
Haiku # 35813, May 4, 2006 6:04 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
You wrote Nantucket
I would guess there
Haiku # 35812, May 4, 2006 5:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Hope there is a God
beside you GB
And a good supply of spare hubcaps

***

Hope the ones you returned to me
Are back at you
Along with the horns
right back at you
Be blessed by the Pope
Be blessed by the Pope
Sorry
Haiku # 35811, May 4, 2006 5:48 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
G Barbera
Rock on
Fuck my wife

***

G Barbera

Many happy sales
Many happy returns
To my wife

***

Italian son of a bitch
Plain coward
Without MAFIA clan support
Haiku # 35810, May 4, 2006 5:37 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
the land of the free
america oh america
but serbs do free verse
Haiku # 35809, May 4, 2006 5:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
History's course: some
bright, mostly dark and brutal.
We've had it easy.
Haiku # 35808, May 4, 2006 12:41 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
Why don't Fuck the US as well
When there is no American Dream
It's all gone now!
Haiku # 35807, May 3, 2006 11:26 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
What U.S. troppers want
married immigrants chicks
Bastards of the world unite
***
Why don't Fuck the US as well
Haiku # 35806, May 3, 2006 11:05 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Scherbs, scherbs
what a lousy nation
ashamed to be
Haiku # 35805, May 3, 2006 11:03 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Land of Barbers
From Morrocco
USA is shit
***
Hope you ring when SELL
Hope you rot in Hell
Hope all is Well
Haiku # 35804, May 3, 2006 11:02 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
computer write verse
nonsensical as it is
i don't really care
Haiku # 35803, May 3, 2006 10:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sordid Sybarites!
Clad in veneer of velvet.
Soul remains naked
Haiku # 35802, May 3, 2006 8:16 pm ET
by Lush
Another name for
me! Missed: insult my country.
You have a country?
Haiku # 35801, May 3, 2006 5:40 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Fear Not, My Dear Web
Mistress. I Am Here For
You To Devour.
Haiku # 35800, May 3, 2006 3:48 pm ET
by Army
Oh fluffy pillow
I think of you in the day
My head needs some soft
Haiku # 35799, May 3, 2006 3:45 pm ET
by The Semi-human haiku replacement engine
The jitters, bad breath,
and frequent urination.
I love my coffee.
Haiku # 35798, May 3, 2006 2:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
oh silly spam bot
I do loathe thee oh so much
make me write haiku
Haiku # 35797, May 3, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Last night at salsa
I danced with lovely Lorna
New move she showed me
*
Bought her face so close
So sensual, provocative
My lips brushed her cheek
*
Arm around my neck
Her face held inches from mine
So unexpected
*
Mate Simon just laughed
He could see my flustered state
Locked tightly to her
*
My heart was pounding
Cute and slim sexy body
Such hot temptation
Haiku # 35796, May 3, 2006 8:35 am ET
by William Nippress
So brightly she shone
Where
Haiku # 35795, May 3, 2006 8:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Thought you
Haiku # 35794, May 3, 2006 7:59 am ET
by World opinion
Wet streets softly lit
Stars fall under midnights spell
Dark sky surrenders
Haiku # 35793, May 3, 2006 7:55 am ET
by World opinion
Anger, low-brow dreck?
You save your indignation
For your red neck self
Haiku # 35792, May 3, 2006 7:42 am ET
by Educations not all its cracked up to be
In the great words of
Curly from Three Stooges
...whoo, whooo, whooo!
Haiku # 35791, May 2, 2006 4:27 pm ET
by zipperhead
She Left No Trace,
Except One Or Two,
Leftover Salmon.
Haiku # 35790, May 2, 2006 4:24 pm ET
by Army
My Girl Of Late,
Janis Took The Bait,
Hook, Line, Stinker.
Haiku # 35789, May 2, 2006 3:42 pm ET
by Army
spammie like content
removed by hand for this time
soon to be auto
Haiku # 35788, May 2, 2006 2:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Verbal sparring can
be fun. But, wild anger
is just low-brow dreck.
Haiku # 35787, May 2, 2006 1:28 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
I
Haiku # 35786, May 2, 2006 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ball full of water
Blaine taking on a sperm whale
Yes ok but why?
Haiku # 35785, May 2, 2006 10:57 am ET
by World opinion
A Haiku to Lament Lost Sleep:

3 o'clock A.M.
Crying awakes my slumber
The cat wants in now

The neighbors are rude
The cat yowls to be let in
Yet no one listens

Except our family
Yearning for our precious sleep
It will not shut up

As the night wind blows
And the cat cries like sadness
I am still awake
Haiku # 35784, May 2, 2006 10:55 am ET
by Cat of Ohio
Water on the brain
It was a problem, cured now
A tap on the knee
Haiku # 35783, May 2, 2006 10:49 am ET
by World opinion
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