The jitters, bad breath,
and frequent urination.
I love my coffee.

oh silly spam bot
I do loathe thee oh so much
make me write haiku

Last night at salsa
I danced with lovely Lorna
New move she showed me
*
Bought her face so close
So sensual, provocative
My lips brushed her cheek
*
Arm around my neck
Her face held inches from mine
So unexpected
*
Mate Simon just laughed
He could see my flustered state
Locked tightly to her
*
My heart was pounding
Cute and slim sexy body
Such hot temptation

So brightly she shone
Where

Thought you

Wet streets softly lit
Stars fall under midnights spell
Dark sky surrenders

Anger, low-brow dreck?
You save your indignation
For your red neck self

In the great words of
Curly from Three Stooges
...whoo, whooo, whooo!

She Left No Trace,
Except One Or Two,
Leftover Salmon.

My Girl Of Late,
Janis Took The Bait,
Hook, Line, Stinker.

spammie like content
removed by hand for this time
soon to be auto

Verbal sparring can
be fun. But, wild anger
is just low-brow dreck.

I

Ball full of water
Blaine taking on a sperm whale
Yes ok but why?

A Haiku to Lament Lost Sleep:

3 o'clock A.M.
Crying awakes my slumber
The cat wants in now

The neighbors are rude
The cat yowls to be let in
Yet no one listens

Except our family
Yearning for our precious sleep
It will not shut up

As the night wind blows
And the cat cries like sadness
I am still awake

Water on the brain
It was a problem, cured now
A tap on the knee

perhaps he's insane
you've got to learn to chill, blaine
water on the brain

I know you

What is the World Bank

You read it didn

the fucking spammers
the world would be much better
without all of them

Haiku are poems
with syllables on each line:
five, seven, and five.

Ending What Is Forever,
Only Meaning Now,
Precludes Mad Thoughts

The Greatest Thoughts,
Reserved, Relished,
For Those Later Realitie's

Hussein gets heated.
"I don't follow your reply."
I elaborate:
-
I sent three haiku
just as you asked me to send.
And now you have four.

In jodphurs and spurs
I galloped to the ashram
Indian cowboy

its catch-22
do these pants make me look fat?
no correct answer

Hussein sent email:
"Please write haiku for my class!"
And so I replied:
-
Oh, you lazy soul!
You're cheating on your homework!
My laugh for today.
-

Teacher, take notice:
Hussein's pulling a fast one.
Don't be taken in!
-
I'm not offended.
I like to write haiku -- but
you might have paid me.

a much better link
i like your site mr. g
i love aeroplanes

i want my xanax
and i want some furniture
and advertising

...........................not !

Spamming Bad Haiku?
Polluting our pollution?
All spammers must die!

useless spam removed

useless spam removed

Petit mal seizure
At Studio 54
Coveted dance prize

"THIS IS NOT A SCAM!"
One born every minute?
Not this kid, weasel.

When the label says:
ACME: THE NAME YOU CAN TRUST
read: BUYER BEWARE

Iran A-bomb work
"Stop it or we will nuke you"
That's irrational

Kabul/Washington
Similar vists - great folks
Only shot at twice

'Beer, Guns and Ammo'
Drive-Thru! E-Z Finance!
That's a good idea?

U.S., my parents
Alike, not 'dysfunctional'
but 'afunctional'

it's hardly nothing
the production of haiku
a great achievement

Ineffectual
Diffident and indolent
Achieving nothing

Summer stars call to
Pilgrims of uncertain faith
Fire falls from the sky

Eating cheeseburgers
Sitting on stacks of money
You know us so well

Earthwalker3, you
Walk into my soul, and leave
My heart fluttering

Black legs scattered
The dictionary falls fast
On the poor spider

Wait, how does it go?
World Opinions are like holes
Everyone's got one

potentially huge
my new tv series pitch
"leave it to shiva"

I try to post an
innocent one, and it's just
misconstrued. Lost cause...

Don't wallow in
bitterness. Unbecomming.
You're too full of bile.