Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

When the label says:
ACME: THE NAME YOU CAN TRUST
read: BUYER BEWARE
Haiku # 35763, April 30, 2006 12:45 pm ET
by MrG (Greg Goebel) of Loveland, CO, USA
Iran A-bomb work
"Stop it or we will nuke you"
That's irrational
Haiku # 35762, April 30, 2006 12:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Toronto
Kabul/Washington
Similar vists - great folks
Only shot at twice
Haiku # 35761, April 30, 2006 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Toronto
'Beer, Guns and Ammo'
Drive-Thru! E-Z Finance!
That's a good idea?
Haiku # 35760, April 30, 2006 11:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Toronto
U.S., my parents
Alike, not 'dysfunctional'
but 'afunctional'
Haiku # 35759, April 30, 2006 11:15 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
it's hardly nothing
the production of haiku
a great achievement
Haiku # 35758, April 30, 2006 8:19 am ET
by ash
Ineffectual
Diffident and indolent
Achieving nothing
Haiku # 35757, April 29, 2006 10:15 pm ET
by Lush
Summer stars call to
Pilgrims of uncertain faith
Fire falls from the sky
Haiku # 35756, April 29, 2006 6:27 pm ET
by Karen, wife of Claudia
Eating cheeseburgers
Sitting on stacks of money
You know us so well
Haiku # 35755, April 29, 2006 6:20 pm ET
by American of course
Earthwalker3, you
Walk into my soul, and leave
My heart fluttering
Haiku # 35754, April 29, 2006 5:44 pm ET
by Debbie of Ipanema
Black legs scattered
The dictionary falls fast
On the poor spider
Haiku # 35753, April 29, 2006 5:40 pm ET
by Aubergine of Iceland
Wait, how does it go?
World Opinions are like holes
Everyone's got one
Haiku # 35752, April 29, 2006 4:23 pm ET
by Sick of you
potentially huge
my new tv series pitch
"leave it to shiva"
Haiku # 35751, April 29, 2006 5:18 am ET
by ash
I try to post an
innocent one, and it's just
misconstrued. Lost cause...
Haiku # 35750, April 28, 2006 6:29 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Don't wallow in
bitterness. Unbecomming.
You're too full of bile.
Haiku # 35749, April 28, 2006 6:14 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
If not mistaken,
Aristophanes said it:
"Your head's up your ass."
Haiku # 35748, April 28, 2006 5:11 pm ET
by Lush
Claiming USA's
Universal ignorance
Just reveals your own
Haiku # 35747, April 28, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by WorldOpinionABoor
Checked out of rat race.
La, la, la. Now it's puppies,
rainbows, butterflies.
Haiku # 35746, April 28, 2006 5:02 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
France: some serious
reality denial.
Don't fight it -- make it.
Haiku # 35745, April 28, 2006 3:27 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
pick up broken glass
careful not to cut my hand
woops! where is my thumb?
Haiku # 35744, April 28, 2006 3:19 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Hatred, vitriol, ...
My life is too short to waste
on such things. Keep 'em.
Haiku # 35743, April 28, 2006 1:39 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
You feeling "got at"
Welcome to rest of the world
Well that makes a change
-
More and more places
You
Haiku # 35742, April 28, 2006 6:42 am ET
by World opinion
That's not fair at all
I
Haiku # 35741, April 28, 2006 6:31 am ET
by Defender of the US underdog
Over Simplify?
Have to for Americans!
They won
Haiku # 35740, April 28, 2006 6:27 am ET
by World opinion
the big lebowski
party is tomorrow night
should be a good one
Haiku # 35739, April 28, 2006 4:45 am ET
by Janis
Milo and Crimson
Why not start your own web site
All hostile haiku
Haiku # 35738, April 27, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Tired of the bad attitude
See #25917
Haiku # 35737, April 27, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by Lush/Maestro
We all have our
stereotypes of others.
Must we hear them all?
Haiku # 35736, April 27, 2006 4:31 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
I am aware that
"aircraft" is debatable,
so hold objections.
Haiku # 35735, April 27, 2006 4:30 pm ET
by Lush
Regret: haiku form
limits. It's "bumper sticker"
argumentation.
Haiku # 35734, April 27, 2006 4:30 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
USA AS ORIGIN:
Jazz, punk rock, aircraft,
Abstract expressionism,
Microcomputers
Haiku # 35733, April 27, 2006 4:26 pm ET
by Lush
Hey, world opinion
You are both presumptuous
And cliche riddled
Haiku # 35732, April 27, 2006 4:12 pm ET
by Lush
When I was younger
I thought being an adult
Would be real cool. Wrong!
Haiku # 35731, April 27, 2006 3:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I know of "us/them":
oversimplification.
So, I must like Bush?!
Haiku # 35730, April 27, 2006 3:25 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
The scent gently wafts
leaving its mark on the air
and my memory
Haiku # 35729, April 27, 2006 2:26 pm ET
by Kayla Rihani of Chicago, IL USA
Beyond right and wrong
there is a field . . .
I will meet you there
Haiku # 35728, April 27, 2006 12:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Danger lies inside
those who simplify it down
to us versus them
Haiku # 35727, April 27, 2006 12:40 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Jefferson, John Mill
Mai Lai, Abu Ghraib, Franklin
Conflicted or what?
Haiku # 35726, April 27, 2006 11:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Toronto
words can't hide the truth
there's a dent in president
and dumb in freedom
Haiku # 35725, April 27, 2006 10:11 am ET
by ash
Anyway, I have not figured out why
(i) American to (ii) American
Are better buddies than (i) Serb to (ii) Serb
Haiku # 35724, April 27, 2006 6:31 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Korea, Vietnam,
Grenada and Panama
And Columbia
-
Afghanistan, Watergate
Allowing US collections
For funding the IRA
-
Iist goes on and on
There isn
Haiku # 35723, April 27, 2006 5:30 am ET
by World opinion
Haven
Haiku # 35722, April 27, 2006 5:11 am ET
by Hasn
GMF Am not sure if you are talkin' to me
I am pro-American
Though I cannot be anti-Myself
Haiku # 35721, April 26, 2006 11:47 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
baby hesitates
faintly, faintly, elms
beckoning bull weeps
Haiku # 35720, April 26, 2006 10:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If
I
Were hitched
To Courtney
I'd kill myself too
Just to get away from the bitch
Haiku # 35719, April 26, 2006 5:26 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, Az
Wife
Child
Success
NIRVANA
What a crappy life
Can't blame Kurt for taking his life
Haiku # 35718, April 26, 2006 5:09 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Feeble nation blokes
Don't fathom complexities
Of world stewardship
Haiku # 35717, April 26, 2006 4:06 pm ET
by DevilsAdvocate
You still miss the point.
We're not all evil. Some are
on your side on this.
Haiku # 35716, April 26, 2006 2:38 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
more! more! shock and awe !
i agree wholeheartedly
what a moron :

the first rule of spin :
"a quick war is a good war"
over by christmas

(March 24, 2003 6:45 pm ET)
Haiku # 35715, April 26, 2006 8:51 am ET
by ash
Real tricky suckers
These Irackirainins
So says old G W
Haiku # 35714, April 26, 2006 7:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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