If the US thought
We would not be in this mess
Try again sucker

I

It is so easy
to stereotype. So much
easier than thought.

Power-wheelie, to the power band
keep it on the boil
Geronimo! - head for the lefthander
***
Iron it into a straight line
300 yards straight ahead
line up nicely for the Swed's Cross
***
Peel off left at a sign
Pick her up intelligently
Dive down into the right hand drop

Itchin', itchin'
no rash yet
Don't expend your salt

-Sun is shining
-Wind blows my hair around
-Shit! no helmet

-Hit the gas
-Pulled by the forces
-Speed is fun

-Hit the brakes to slow
-Lean the bike and feel the turn
-Dont crash and wipeout

-Push the ignition
-Twist throttle engine revs high
-Release clutch and go

-Speed in a straight line
-Look into turn shift your weight
-its about the ride

You know what is?
Americans are boring.
There. I just said it.

Your mom is so thin
She runs around the shower
To get herself wet

Walls, of Hadrian
China, Berlin, Isreal
Korea, U.S.

They bombed Korea
bombed Japan, bombed Viet Nam
Gonna bomb Iran

The petrol addicts
They bomb, arrest and torture
Watch out for those guys

Your mom is so fat,
When she stands on the corner
Cops shout, "Break it up!"

Cannot see the trees
For the forest is too large
But can see the Bush

Ontario did
Have a moment of silence
Canada did not

Can see better now
Know previous not to form
Maybe need more drops

Rub your eye, see better
Rub your eye, lose your eyelashes
Oh no, not more drops!

Brain is getting full
Haiku can be cathartic
Proliferation

Hurricane Rita
Not deserving of FEMA
Perhaps better off

Hey, hey you out there!
Wake up! Things are happening!
Oh forget it...sleep

Thinks, thorough, thoughtful
Smart, sexy, sometimes silly
Creative, caring

It always happens
To someone else it's been said
Now it happens here

Radio news shock
Covert facism for now
Naive egotist

Caledonia
A story of Canada?
Fact of history

Ice no more. Melting
Polar bear in a snow storm
Only on T shirt

Pookie, Shep, 'Kenny'
Feline friends or fearless foes
Manh! territory

Propagandistic
Reckless, conniving tactics
Harper oh Harper

While nude sunbathing
On Public Library steps
Tasered by police

Rebooting again
The more often I do it
The longer it takes

Life and Death and Jane
She wrote of all - changed the world
Shalom Jane Jacobs

Flying to Trenton
Going to see mom - tell her
I love her. I died

To skirl of bagpipes
Dust, our blood and our tears dance
Who wrote this ballet?

Sailing at this collosal ocean
King Bros. tunes compromised
News at 11
***
Kept splashing like ocean waves
took my shirts to the dry cleaner
Hell, no bridges in sight yet

MGF, keep these inputs coming (plz)
seems everyone except the useful idiot [ :me]
Has a theory

Shell games with war dead
Is a macabre past time
Of these souless men

Oh, Peace Tower dove
Still your tears for our war dead
You, not them, our guide

They hid the coffins
Shame, for our Knights at Dieppe
Doves cry at Vimy

Found Haiku no. 1 - Albert Camus


"Man is the only
creature that refuses this
to be what he is"

Here is whom to blame:
knucklehead conservatives.
*They* voted him in.

I have killed no one.
Do a favor: overthrow
our government.

Is it duck season?
Or wabbit season? Daffy
gets nailed either way!

Coyote sets traps.
Will he catch a Roadrunner?
Falls off cliff again!

Yosimite Sam
never gets the drop on Bugs --
"Ah HATES them rabbits!"

"Abraca-pocus!"
Count Dracula is no match
for smartass bunnies.

Marvin the Martian
is sure he will conquer Earth.
In your dreams, space runt!

World opinion Ignore you, Christ sake
Much of the world would love too
If you

Ignore you, Christ sake
Much of the world would love too
If you

An't your friend Janis (sudden courage)
suffice it to say
Am your admirer (amiable chuckle)

Why care what US
dummies don't know? Feel free to
just ignore us.

Phoning while driving
Multiple auto pile-up
Cellular carnage

Been there. Done that too.
Nothing left for me to do,
But write bad Haiku.