Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

Ignore you, Christ sake
Much of the world would love too
If you
Haiku # 35668, April 25, 2006 6:14 am ET
by World opinion
An't your friend Janis (sudden courage)
suffice it to say
Am your admirer (amiable chuckle)
Haiku # 35667, April 25, 2006 4:12 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Why care what US
dummies don't know? Feel free to
just ignore us.
Haiku # 35666, April 24, 2006 6:53 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Phoning while driving
Multiple auto pile-up
Cellular carnage
Haiku # 35665, April 24, 2006 6:25 pm ET
by Lush
Been there. Done that too.
Nothing left for me to do,
But write bad Haiku.
Haiku # 35664, April 24, 2006 5:51 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Been
There
Done that
Nothing left
That is fun to do
But write Fibonacci Haiku
Haiku # 35663, April 24, 2006 5:50 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Milos, please my friend
There is really only one
Rule with bad haiku
Haiku # 35662, April 24, 2006 4:54 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
learning wall carping
bravely, nation starts proudly
students passing Gore
Haiku # 35661, April 24, 2006 3:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Go thrash a man
Whether he'll pay his bill in CH francs or in euros
Is what Belgrade is about
nonsense
nonsense
nonsense that's right C. Hitchie
Haiku # 35660, April 24, 2006 10:00 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
So how do you know?
Anonymous is US
It
Haiku # 35659, April 24, 2006 6:03 am ET
by Go buy an atlas
So anonymous
Can
Haiku # 35658, April 24, 2006 5:42 am ET
by Go buy an atlas
serbia, siberia, syria
sounds much the same
to my ears
Haiku # 35657, April 24, 2006 2:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
is serbia ruled bu turks
where is serbia
what is serbia
Haiku # 35656, April 24, 2006 2:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Impatient driver
Just had to make that U-turn
I have one leg now
Haiku # 35655, April 24, 2006 12:42 am ET
by fightingchance of atlanta
Newly ascertained;
A Jungian archetype:
Chubby chasing sod
Haiku # 35654, April 23, 2006 5:35 pm ET
by Lush
calculatingly
prosodical sons return
you can count on that
Haiku # 35653, April 23, 2006 5:26 pm ET
by ash
Once the slaves were defined by skin
Today, wonder myself
Wherein hide the details
Haiku # 35652, April 23, 2006 4:17 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Mirror worx well
manx from one.com responds quick
Relaunching system check
Haiku # 35651, April 23, 2006 4:12 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Philly heavies weighed

Let's sell Milos to the Serbs

3rd verse has many choices
Haiku # 35650, April 23, 2006 4:02 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Always dry, but cold,
The man knows no hot geckoes.
Gladdened, he bubbles.
Haiku # 35649, April 23, 2006 3:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Not damp, not tender,
The monk comes to the lantern.
The hard seagull wakes.
Haiku # 35648, April 23, 2006 3:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Low, dismal, leaping,
The man moves. The man despairs,
Retiring, swimming.
Haiku # 35647, April 23, 2006 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rolling Stones
please do not tour
This country or I will lose you all
Haiku # 35646, April 23, 2006 3:33 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
What country is it
when some shit on the street
Knows your business
***
Don't invest in Serbia
Your mind or whatever
It's a waste of time
***
And most important
don't trust the slavetradin' traitors
From the East Coast, USA
Haiku # 35645, April 23, 2006 3:30 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Sold out
to the Serbs
By Philly dumbasses & Co.
***
Slavery never ends
how many lifetimes
1 has to have
Haiku # 35644, April 23, 2006 3:09 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Sold out
to the Serbs
By Philly dumbasses
***
Slavery never ends
how many lifetimes
1 has to have
Haiku # 35643, April 23, 2006 3:08 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
When you are a slave to the Serbian riches
And pigs (you never heard of) spy on your business
You have none
Haiku # 35642, April 23, 2006 3:00 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
The tight cave sitting;
It is the dying welcome.
Commanding, I write.
Haiku # 35641, April 23, 2006 1:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The waiting moss dreams
Where open waters accept.
Does the dry branch wake?
Haiku # 35640, April 23, 2006 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Beyond the clean lamb,
Where the mournful maple craves,
I move; the fern climbs.
Haiku # 35639, April 23, 2006 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Twenty Breaths:


One
Deep
Breath and
You
Haiku # 35638, April 23, 2006 3:06 am ET
by kosmop of my place
Flesh-eating chipmunks
Perched upon my windowsill
Baring blood drenched fangs
Haiku # 35637, April 22, 2006 7:34 pm ET
by Lush
Haiku about me
Will always be replaced with
Haiku about you
Haiku # 35636, April 22, 2006 3:03 pm ET
by Janis
Please try to keep it
In a valid haiku form
It's really not hard
Haiku # 35635, April 22, 2006 2:37 pm ET
by Janis
Fairytale Milo
Looking for an exit
This one's for you
Haiku # 35634, April 22, 2006 6:37 am ET
by skylark of redux
"CIA Fires Employee"
Finally something constructive
For the brave only!
Haiku # 35633, April 22, 2006 6:34 am ET
by skylark of redux
Not
The
Absence
Of despair;
The capacity
To move ahead in spite of it
Haiku # 35632, April 21, 2006 6:00 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
She
Said
Goodbye
Like someone
Just renting a room
Left in the night without a word
Haiku # 35631, April 21, 2006 5:50 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
this stupid bot spam
has been replaced with a real
genuine haiku
Haiku # 35630, April 21, 2006 3:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lapis Lazuli
Amulet upon my head
Per, Book of the Dead
Haiku # 35629, April 21, 2006 1:57 pm ET
by Lush
U.S commute time
Twenty five minute average
Me - thirty seconds.
Haiku # 35628, April 21, 2006 10:25 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
Names for a girl child
Paucity and Plethora
So posh, so refined
Haiku # 35627, April 21, 2006 9:57 am ET
by Chaucer
Strawberry Blush lips
Twenty-two years old woman
Skin clear and peach like
*
She cuts my long hair
We talk life
Haiku # 35626, April 21, 2006 9:16 am ET
by I
Iron from a star
Haemoglobin in your blood
So we are stardust
Haiku # 35625, April 21, 2006 7:25 am ET
by Glimpsing forever
Schwarzschild radius
Earth, 5.98 x 1027 g, 0.9 cm.
Sun, 1.989 x 1033 g, 2.9 km
Haiku # 35624, April 21, 2006 7:18 am ET
by Glimpsing forever
Your soft lips on mine
In an intimate embrace
Singularity
Haiku # 35623, April 21, 2006 7:11 am ET
by Sworchilds radius
Firm body smooth skin
Tasting you, holding you tight
Curves traced by my hand
Haiku # 35622, April 21, 2006 7:05 am ET
by Conundrum
sherbs shittin
shittin suck up
no good reason
Haiku # 35621, April 21, 2006 6:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sometimes I get close
To finding the key answer
But what
Haiku # 35620, April 21, 2006 6:15 am ET
by Conundrum
Missing from my bed
The warmth and smell of females
God I
Haiku # 35619, April 21, 2006 6:07 am ET
by Enforced celibacy
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