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28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

sherbs shittin
shittin suck up
no good reason
Haiku # 35621, April 21, 2006 6:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sometimes I get close
To finding the key answer
But what
Haiku # 35620, April 21, 2006 6:15 am ET
by Conundrum
Missing from my bed
The warmth and smell of females
God I
Haiku # 35619, April 21, 2006 6:07 am ET
by Enforced celibacy
Mystery to me
I do not know what life is
Only to live well
*
Am I out of step?
World
Haiku # 35618, April 21, 2006 5:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Attacking beliefs
Is not koyaanisqatsi
Not the Hopi way
Haiku # 35617, April 21, 2006 5:40 am ET
by The natural way
Finding oneself lost
Life
Haiku # 35616, April 21, 2006 5:22 am ET
by MMM
Cunting Christians!
Shove your Bible up your arse;
It sticks in my throat.
Haiku # 35615, April 20, 2006 8:09 pm ET
by koyaanisqatsi of your mums fanny
I'm not a poet
Just a disgruntled high tech
Worker with keyboard
Haiku # 35614, April 20, 2006 4:23 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Feces in storage
Fertilizer for the id
Anal retention
Haiku # 35613, April 20, 2006 3:05 pm ET
by Lush
dux berlusconi
power off button missing
die motherfucker
Haiku # 35612, April 20, 2006 2:33 pm ET
by just insulting of austria
unsure what love is
i know dreams become nightmares
i still get flashbacks
*
emotionally
exhausted by fighting hard
to find who i am
*
not enough of me
discovered to make enough
to know who i am
*
Haiku # 35611, April 20, 2006 1:09 pm ET
by fabulosa sola
Haiku # 35610, April 20, 2006 11:44 am ET
by asa
Written by machine
The cold unfeeling poets
Of future lifetimes
Haiku # 35609, April 20, 2006 10:05 am ET
by Janis
Sorry, I
Haiku # 35608, April 20, 2006 8:48 am ET
by MMM
Lost something special
Unique relationships gone
For such a small price
*
What did I offer?
I gave you understanding
Love and devotion
*
You gave me some words
A relationship virgin?
Presumably yes
*
You need constancy
First sign of difficulty
You just ran straight out
Haiku # 35607, April 20, 2006 8:16 am ET
by MMM
This life
Haiku # 35606, April 20, 2006 8:16 am ET
by MMM
420 is good
Getting high is zen for us
But bong smoke leaves quick
Haiku # 35605, April 20, 2006 6:51 am ET
by Andrew
A bot bottle-neck
pound them through a tiny hole
with a ten pound sledge
Haiku # 35604, April 20, 2006 12:54 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Gas prices soring
Oil company profits up
Kill all the oil men.
Haiku # 35603, April 19, 2006 7:53 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Thunderstorm abates
Awakened by the silence
Prefer dissonance
--Filched, in part, from F.S. Fitzgerald
Haiku # 35602, April 19, 2006 7:38 pm ET
by Lush
Will Shakespeare said
"Kill all the lawyers." I say
"Kill all the bankers."
Haiku # 35601, April 19, 2006 7:37 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Three unrelated
lines. Is it human art, or
as good as machine?
Haiku # 35600, April 19, 2006 6:58 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Added insult... Bank
causes overdraft, then charges
overdraft fee. Fuckers!
Haiku # 35599, April 19, 2006 4:48 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
God Damned Fucking Bank!
Took money out. Don't know why.
Now I'm overdrawn.
Haiku # 35598, April 19, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Today is payday -
For one brief, shining moment
It all seems worthwhile.
Haiku # 35597, April 19, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Code to defeat bot
Is now deployed on the site
Fuck you cialis
Haiku # 35596, April 19, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
This is just a test
If this was a real poem
You would be aflame
Haiku # 35595, April 19, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Janis
mortification
Canadianizations
Payne difficult twine
Haiku # 35594, April 19, 2006 2:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
buttresses fox talks
optically plankton buying
insipid lineup
Haiku # 35593, April 19, 2006 2:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
apologize coops
commodore misguided Bern
systematizes
Haiku # 35592, April 19, 2006 2:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fathered bitch mince
Sophie stoichiometry
bangles intrigue Doc
Haiku # 35591, April 19, 2006 2:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
adulterating
underlined Philippines
disclaimer non tomb
Haiku # 35590, April 19, 2006 2:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
low capacity.
so much wanted, so far, fast,
don't have what you want
*
i stood at the edge
gazed into the precipice
could not leap for faith
*
could not leap for faith:
life is chaos, leaden feet,
no bridge for the gap
*
have no energy
living now, can't see ahead
won't drive round blind bends
*
scenery distracts
takes all my concentration
all capacity
*
my constant is change
i am full of transition.
i cannot commit.
*
acceleration?
not for me; brake in low gear
climbing steep mountains
Haiku # 35589, April 19, 2006 11:56 am ET
by fabulosa sola
my observation
hot squishy sex isn't love
but better than none
Haiku # 35588, April 19, 2006 10:48 am ET
by ash
the two saddest things
are people madly in love
and then out of love
Haiku # 35587, April 19, 2006 10:46 am ET
by ash
reality bites
love claims another victim
welcome to the world
Haiku # 35586, April 19, 2006 10:43 am ET
by ash
God said, "Fiat Lux",
saw the world and said, "That sux!
Satan! Yours, ten bux."
Haiku # 35585, April 19, 2006 10:11 am ET
by Fux Ache
All the words in text
Sent purposefully to me
How could she say them?
*
I
Haiku # 35584, April 19, 2006 10:02 am ET
by MMM
Hurting wounded pain
No mater how caringly
You die a little
*
My hopes are dashed
The uniqueness not enough
Only I Valued
*
I
Haiku # 35583, April 19, 2006 6:17 am ET
by MMM
angry cunts roar loud,
sheer boob mass trampling the streets,
when will they shut up?
Haiku # 35582, April 19, 2006 3:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Morons cast their votes.
American Idiots
Sell shitty records.
Haiku # 35581, April 18, 2006 9:00 pm ET
by Lush
Mommy and dad yell
They leave me in an alley
Worst birthday ever
Haiku # 35580, April 18, 2006 7:13 pm ET
by cools mcgoo
Slow algorithm,
His languid computer soars.
Lost wave, lost machine
Haiku # 35579, April 18, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Janis
Pixellated beach,
His mournful explosion swims.
Weird tree, odd function
Haiku # 35578, April 18, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Apathy grips me
Seventeen syllables man?
Suck my big fat cock!
Haiku # 35577, April 18, 2006 5:47 pm ET
by koyaanisqatsi of is key to selling your home
Black apparatus,
This random monitor shines.
Blunt brook, low colour
Haiku # 35576, April 18, 2006 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some old, not jagged,
Keith comes to the hard function.
Her red chaos sings.
Haiku # 35575, April 18, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Far, confused, dying,
No one arises. The dude climbs,
Retiring, climbing.
Haiku # 35574, April 18, 2006 4:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Not dead, but grotesque,
Diane comes to the planet.
My blue colour spins.
Haiku # 35573, April 18, 2006 4:56 pm ET
by Heidi
Slightly tight, but dark,
Sheila hears entire quick barks.
Raging, it withdraws.
Haiku # 35572, April 18, 2006 4:54 pm ET
by Debbie
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