Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

God said, "Fiat Lux",
saw the world and said, "That sux!
Satan! Yours, ten bux."
Haiku # 35585, April 19, 2006 10:11 am ET
by Fux Ache
All the words in text
Sent purposefully to me
How could she say them?
*
I
Haiku # 35584, April 19, 2006 10:02 am ET
by MMM
Hurting wounded pain
No mater how caringly
You die a little
*
My hopes are dashed
The uniqueness not enough
Only I Valued
*
I
Haiku # 35583, April 19, 2006 6:17 am ET
by MMM
angry cunts roar loud,
sheer boob mass trampling the streets,
when will they shut up?
Haiku # 35582, April 19, 2006 3:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Morons cast their votes.
American Idiots
Sell shitty records.
Haiku # 35581, April 18, 2006 9:00 pm ET
by Lush
Mommy and dad yell
They leave me in an alley
Worst birthday ever
Haiku # 35580, April 18, 2006 7:13 pm ET
by cools mcgoo
Slow algorithm,
His languid computer soars.
Lost wave, lost machine
Haiku # 35579, April 18, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Janis
Pixellated beach,
His mournful explosion swims.
Weird tree, odd function
Haiku # 35578, April 18, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Apathy grips me
Seventeen syllables man?
Suck my big fat cock!
Haiku # 35577, April 18, 2006 5:47 pm ET
by koyaanisqatsi of is key to selling your home
Black apparatus,
This random monitor shines.
Blunt brook, low colour
Haiku # 35576, April 18, 2006 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some old, not jagged,
Keith comes to the hard function.
Her red chaos sings.
Haiku # 35575, April 18, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Far, confused, dying,
No one arises. The dude climbs,
Retiring, climbing.
Haiku # 35574, April 18, 2006 4:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Not dead, but grotesque,
Diane comes to the planet.
My blue colour spins.
Haiku # 35573, April 18, 2006 4:56 pm ET
by Heidi
Slightly tight, but dark,
Sheila hears entire quick barks.
Raging, it withdraws.
Haiku # 35572, April 18, 2006 4:54 pm ET
by Debbie
Marching towards the
future. Leaving the history
way back in the dust
Haiku # 35571, April 18, 2006 4:09 pm ET
by Bobbie
History repeats
itself; That's one of the things
wrong with history


- Thanks to Clarence Darrow
for the inspiration
Haiku # 35570, April 18, 2006 2:10 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
puppies procreate
glaciers capture roughly, blunt
bat smiling lions
Haiku # 35569, April 18, 2006 2:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hunted rain clashes.
Badly, the your knights carouse.
Stupidity walks.
Haiku # 35568, April 18, 2006 1:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A strange profile sings.
Flowers hate the burned arrows.
Gold feared hairs retire.
Haiku # 35567, April 18, 2006 1:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The dogs leave wonder.
A perfumed duet returns.
The unknown fish work.
Haiku # 35566, April 18, 2006 1:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just had four days off
We spent it avoiding God
Another Easter
Haiku # 35565, April 18, 2006 8:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
And what happened next
Tales
Of Sodom and Gom.
Haiku # 35564, April 18, 2006 8:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Betty, whose girl was it
Am curious to know
Was it you hon
Haiku # 35563, April 18, 2006 8:32 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
busily submit
even when there's nothing there
non-product.moment
Haiku # 35562, April 18, 2006 8:30 am ET
by ash
machines for haiku
a new movement is growing
replace all the ads
Haiku # 35561, April 18, 2006 8:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Beautiful mix tape
culminated tonight with
finger in the bum
Haiku # 35560, April 18, 2006 1:42 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
All healthy living.
Natural ingredients.
I eat cannibals.
Haiku # 35559, April 18, 2006 12:43 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
I am what I am.
What you see is what you get.
Take it or leave it.
Haiku # 35558, April 18, 2006 12:42 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
Breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.
Twinkies and Tang: served!
Haiku # 35557, April 18, 2006 12:40 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
Today is the last
day of the rest of your life.
You think about that.
Haiku # 35556, April 18, 2006 12:38 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
The pressure is on.
What will be your last words? Mine:
"I feel so alive!
Haiku # 35555, April 18, 2006 12:34 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
there's nothing too loose
when you've got nothing to lose
tighten it, anon
Haiku # 35554, April 17, 2006 10:00 pm ET
by ash
shocking puppetry
wiki was there before you
leaving no holds barred
Haiku # 35553, April 17, 2006 9:35 pm ET
by ash
With my hand up there,
you are my "kermit the frog."
Now squeal like a pig.
Haiku # 35552, April 17, 2006 9:07 pm ET
by Wolf
Ryan holds the buns.
We whip them at Mrs. Smith
from across the yard.
Haiku # 35551, April 17, 2006 9:01 pm ET
by Wolf
Cat smells like old rug.
Matted fur peers from my steak,
and this I now purge.
Haiku # 35550, April 17, 2006 8:57 pm ET
by Wolf
World's best song title?
Umm ... "Jesus Built My Hotrod."
Thank you, Ministry.
Haiku # 35549, April 17, 2006 7:13 pm ET
by Lush
I should have told you
Ash, that i added that word
to your fib poem
:-)
Haiku # 35548, April 17, 2006 7:12 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
The birds have attacked
Just like in the Hitchcock films
No mercy on plants
Haiku # 35547, April 17, 2006 7:11 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Another season
The Leafs sucking for all time
Poor old Mats Sundin
Haiku # 35546, April 17, 2006 7:08 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Trade Liberty for
Security, and you get
neither of them George


- Thanks to Ben Franklin (1706-1790)
for the inspiration for this Haiku.
Haiku # 35545, April 17, 2006 6:43 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, Az
how for to go there
it's really fundamental
place to place and back
Haiku # 35544, April 17, 2006 6:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
whether tis nobler
in the mind to suffer the
slings and arrows of ...
Haiku # 35543, April 17, 2006 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what then shall we do
if there is nothing left and
nothing left to loose
Haiku # 35542, April 17, 2006 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Another day and
another dollar or so
the story is told
Haiku # 35541, April 17, 2006 6:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
How to write haiku
it's pretty fundamental
to this existence
Haiku # 35540, April 17, 2006 6:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
New.
Nice.
Growing
dimension
creativity.
Here's a tribute to Crimson Mind.
Haiku # 35539, April 17, 2006 5:12 pm ET
by Demmahom of UK


Thanks
Ash
Janis
Your kind words
About the Fib-ku
Were very appreciated


Haiku # 35538, April 17, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
albino squirrel,
with a tiny light sabre,
sits on the brown rock.
Haiku # 35537, April 17, 2006 2:34 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
I do feel sorry--
someone forgot to tell you
white guys dont wear dreads.
Haiku # 35536, April 17, 2006 2:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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