Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

The pressure is on.
What will be your last words? Mine:
"I feel so alive!
Haiku # 35555, April 18, 2006 12:34 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
there's nothing too loose
when you've got nothing to lose
tighten it, anon
Haiku # 35554, April 17, 2006 10:00 pm ET
by ash
shocking puppetry
wiki was there before you
leaving no holds barred
Haiku # 35553, April 17, 2006 9:35 pm ET
by ash
With my hand up there,
you are my "kermit the frog."
Now squeal like a pig.
Haiku # 35552, April 17, 2006 9:07 pm ET
by Wolf
Ryan holds the buns.
We whip them at Mrs. Smith
from across the yard.
Haiku # 35551, April 17, 2006 9:01 pm ET
by Wolf
Cat smells like old rug.
Matted fur peers from my steak,
and this I now purge.
Haiku # 35550, April 17, 2006 8:57 pm ET
by Wolf
World's best song title?
Umm ... "Jesus Built My Hotrod."
Thank you, Ministry.
Haiku # 35549, April 17, 2006 7:13 pm ET
by Lush
I should have told you
Ash, that i added that word
to your fib poem
:-)
Haiku # 35548, April 17, 2006 7:12 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
The birds have attacked
Just like in the Hitchcock films
No mercy on plants
Haiku # 35547, April 17, 2006 7:11 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Another season
The Leafs sucking for all time
Poor old Mats Sundin
Haiku # 35546, April 17, 2006 7:08 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Trade Liberty for
Security, and you get
neither of them George


- Thanks to Ben Franklin (1706-1790)
for the inspiration for this Haiku.
Haiku # 35545, April 17, 2006 6:43 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, Az
how for to go there
it's really fundamental
place to place and back
Haiku # 35544, April 17, 2006 6:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
whether tis nobler
in the mind to suffer the
slings and arrows of ...
Haiku # 35543, April 17, 2006 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what then shall we do
if there is nothing left and
nothing left to loose
Haiku # 35542, April 17, 2006 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Another day and
another dollar or so
the story is told
Haiku # 35541, April 17, 2006 6:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
How to write haiku
it's pretty fundamental
to this existence
Haiku # 35540, April 17, 2006 6:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
New.
Nice.
Growing
dimension
creativity.
Here's a tribute to Crimson Mind.
Haiku # 35539, April 17, 2006 5:12 pm ET
by Demmahom of UK


Thanks
Ash
Janis
Your kind words
About the Fib-ku
Were very appreciated


Haiku # 35538, April 17, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
albino squirrel,
with a tiny light sabre,
sits on the brown rock.
Haiku # 35537, April 17, 2006 2:34 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
I do feel sorry--
someone forgot to tell you
white guys dont wear dreads.
Haiku # 35536, April 17, 2006 2:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is no right way
to say
poop.
Haiku # 35535, April 17, 2006 2:24 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Cool moon lit night
On fjords edge Erica stands
Dressed in wonder and awe
Haiku # 35534, April 17, 2006 10:22 am ET
by bobo of Australia
I feel
I die
Haiku # 35533, April 17, 2006 10:02 am ET
by Guest of Australia
Reese's pieces: yum
In my stomach: unstable
Rad'ate: glucose death
Haiku # 35532, April 16, 2006 9:01 pm ET
by Simply Philanges of some fingers
Your wry sacrilege
Will make a pithy magnet
For my Kenmore fridge
Haiku # 35531, April 16, 2006 8:42 pm ET
by Lush
blasphemy is wrong
we're all going to rot in hell
when we die laughing
Haiku # 35530, April 16, 2006 8:01 pm ET
by ash
Jesus is so cool
He is born, I get presents
He dies, I get Peeps
Haiku # 35529, April 16, 2006 7:29 pm ET
by Sister Mary Veronica of the Veil of Asheville, NC
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Haiku # 35528, April 16, 2006 7:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35527, April 16, 2006 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35526, April 16, 2006 5:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35525, April 16, 2006 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35524, April 16, 2006 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35523, April 16, 2006 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Our Easter service
Like hollow chocolate bunny
Empty - bad for you
Haiku # 35522, April 16, 2006 10:56 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
First Sunday after
First full moon after vernal
equinox - Yeah. Right...
Haiku # 35521, April 16, 2006 10:50 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
'Undead Messiah'
'Zombie Jesus' thing is sick
And really funny
Haiku # 35520, April 16, 2006 10:44 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
that's so demonic
i surmise that you're a goth
or just sick like us
Haiku # 35519, April 16, 2006 8:06 am ET
by ash
Feast on blood and flesh
and worship the living dead
crawled out of the tomb.
Haiku # 35518, April 16, 2006 7:09 am ET
by Easter Bunny
not the messiah
'cos i can't walk on water
i just boogie board
Haiku # 35517, April 16, 2006 7:02 am ET
by ash
Easter - 'Hot crossed-buns'
On sale in the gay ghetto
Where do you file that?
Haiku # 35516, April 15, 2006 10:10 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
When you 'hang' a man
Irregular verb; past tense
He is 'hanged', not 'hung'
Haiku # 35515, April 15, 2006 9:37 pm ET
by Brady of Thompson
Israeli dairy
The "Cheeses of Nazareth"
Jesus, that's KraftyTM
Haiku # 35514, April 15, 2006 9:28 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Three hung out to die
Two for crimes they did commit
One for all of us.
Haiku # 35513, April 15, 2006 9:03 pm ET
by Ryan of Korea
jesus is risen
i got up a bit later
sleeping in's heaven
Haiku # 35512, April 15, 2006 6:08 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 35511, April 15, 2006 4:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35510, April 15, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35509, April 15, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35508, April 15, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35507, April 15, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What is the half-life
Of a Tehran centrifuge?
Iran's oil bourse?
Haiku # 35506, April 15, 2006 12:11 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
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