not the messiah
'cos i can't walk on water
i just boogie board
by ash
Easter - 'Hot crossed-buns'
On sale in the gay ghetto
Where do you file that?
by Brady of Toronto
When you 'hang' a man
Irregular verb; past tense
He is 'hanged', not 'hung'
by Brady of Thompson
Israeli dairy
The "Cheeses of Nazareth"
Jesus, that's KraftyTM
by Brady of Toronto
Three hung out to die
Two for crimes they did commit
One for all of us.
by Ryan of Korea
jesus is risen
i got up a bit later
sleeping in's heaven
by ash
What is the half-life
Of a Tehran centrifuge?
Iran's oil bourse?
by Brady of Toronto
This obfuscation
Science and art - or perhaps
I'm not being clear
by Brady of Toronto
Resurrection cult
Holidays are great - you get:
Blood; nails; chocolate
by Brady of Toronto
Today I discard:
My religion- my belief
Honest. Swear to God.
by Brady of Toronto
Site
Is
Getting
Spammed by bots
Now I have to write
Script to see if poet's human
by Janis
Nice
New
Syntax
Interesting
Fibonacci is
The name of the haiku server
by Janis
seven in the last
new to this form of writing
add damned to that line
by ash
lies
lies
and lies
our "leaders"
the cole enquiry
who voted for these damned people ?
by ash (bad government)
Well, well ... Crimson Mind
Fibonacci sequence, eh?
Cardinal notion.
by Lush
It Goes Like This: 0-1-1-2-3-5-8
Fibs.
Terse.
Defined.
Six lines long.
Twenty syllables.
How you use them is up to you.
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Tarsal stigmata
Holes in feet awash in blood
A lawn dart mishap
by Lush
Live one's life fully
Life's a daring adventure
So enjoy the trip
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
holy fucking shit
son of a god damn bitch
i stubbed my big toe
by mr haiku of japan
my girl sitz at my khmphewter
she be programming stuff
writing me haikus
by Anonymous Poet
oh dear nevermind
oh dear nevermind
nevermind
by Anonymous Poet
xxx I craveth LeBomb xxx
xxx A shared Sharpie fulfillment xxx
xxx Marry me Betty xxx
by lush
by Anonymous Poet
lush and crimson are
too good
the rest could improve
by Anonymous Poet
Some wasters below.
Street beggars on Bad Haiku,
toss the dime of null.
by Haiku seeker of Civilization
silly rotten bot
I will take all your spam-ku
and fill in my own
by Anonymous Poet
Life goes by too fast
It only hurts when I laugh
Saved the best for last
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Alleviated
Castration anxiety
With my concrete briefs
by Lush
in a forest hike
nature surrounds like a dike
keeping culture out
by john barleycorn of somewhere in georgia on the AT
sticky fluid yum
soda pop, syrup and cum
on a big fat bum
by baker of georgia
Some odd things we do
I love getting in a lift
Shouting going down
(Whilst looking a woman straight in the eyes)
by Dirty old man
my local pimp says
you can't keep a good hoedown
without enough cash
by ash
I thought a hoedown
Had something to do with the ...
... oh dear, nevermind
by Janis
I thought a hoedown
Was a drunken country-dance?
Turns out I was wrong
by Disillusioned dancer
I thought a hoedown
Was pulled between vegetables?
It turns out I
by Disillusioned gardener
who laid whose
hoedown for another mon
please enlighten us all
by Anonymous Poet
who laid down whose
wife for another mon
please enlighten us all
by Anonymous Poet
I'm slowly molding
I live in a rain forest
guess what? it's raining
by Betty LeBomb
