Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

who laid down whose
wife for another mon
please enlighten us all
Haiku # 35469, April 13, 2006 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm slowly molding
I live in a rain forest
guess what? it's raining
Haiku # 35468, April 13, 2006 3:20 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
It's funny you know
energy it takes to spam
might just get you laid
Haiku # 35467, April 13, 2006 3:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Wielding the bottle
a crystal clear exodus
cheap vodka repent
Haiku # 35466, April 13, 2006 3:12 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
wielding the vacuum
like my personal aardvark
kitchen ants repent
Haiku # 35465, April 13, 2006 1:16 am ET
by ash
Mood lifting salmon
Omega-3 fat acids
Dancing bear picnic
Haiku # 35464, April 12, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Lush
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Haiku # 35463, April 12, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35462, April 12, 2006 3:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35461, April 12, 2006 3:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35460, April 12, 2006 3:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35459, April 12, 2006 3:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No better love than
when a man lays down his wife
for another man
Haiku # 35458, April 12, 2006 11:45 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
No greater love than
that when a man may lay down
his wife for his friend.
Haiku # 35457, April 12, 2006 9:56 am ET
by Swinger of anytime, anyplace, anywhere
jesus on a cross
redemption through suffering
heaven on a stick
Haiku # 35456, April 12, 2006 9:40 am ET
by ash
To lay down your life
A deeper love has no man
For all of mankind
Haiku # 35455, April 12, 2006 8:46 am ET
by Did I really write that?
Boy have you got lost
Want common sense from this site?
You need to get help
Haiku # 35454, April 12, 2006 8:33 am ET
by William Nippress
oh ash please stop writing
you do not know how
it hurts my good coomon sense
Haiku # 35453, April 12, 2006 1:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah condescension
superiority's gift
to inferiors
Haiku # 35452, April 12, 2006 1:18 am ET
by ash
Always remember
To mock those less fortunate
Than you are yourself
Haiku # 35451, April 11, 2006 8:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am only one,
I cannot do everything,
But can do something.
Haiku # 35450, April 11, 2006 4:10 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Our shared perversions
Provoke animadversions
From priggish virgins
Haiku # 35449, April 11, 2006 3:34 pm ET
by Lush
Berlin, wall down, free.
My heart is Jericho besieged
He loves my walls down
Haiku # 35448, April 11, 2006 2:53 pm ET
by fabulosa liberata
Hedonistic thoughts
Can I change my name to Lord?
Haiku # 35447, April 11, 2006 11:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some days you're lucy,
sometimes Charlie Brown--today,
I am the football.
Haiku # 35446, April 11, 2006 11:45 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
i sit bored in chair
the backrest cuts in my back
ouch it hurts a lot
Haiku # 35445, April 11, 2006 10:28 am ET
by the shoe tier of latin class
Hamburgers ketchup
mustard lettuce diversity
wade the velvet sea
Haiku # 35444, April 11, 2006 10:26 am ET
by the masked bandit of latin class
the running noses
splattering boogers on me
i wipe my face, clean
Haiku # 35443, April 11, 2006 10:22 am ET
by The Fattest Dwarf of latin class
Great zabadooey
A leg end in his own mind
Mine too come to that
(that
Haiku # 35442, April 11, 2006 9:57 am ET
by Not a spelling mistake
Oh how true my friend
I always bow before him
As I press delete
Haiku # 35441, April 11, 2006 8:41 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
great zabadooey
more famous than one can say
he's better than god
Haiku # 35440, April 11, 2006 4:29 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 35439, April 11, 2006 4:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35438, April 11, 2006 4:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35437, April 11, 2006 4:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35436, April 11, 2006 4:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35435, April 11, 2006 4:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35434, April 11, 2006 4:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35433, April 11, 2006 3:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35432, April 11, 2006 3:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35431, April 11, 2006 3:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Motha-Fuckin' bitch-ass
bullshit nigga stank shit
fuck, ass and twat.
Haiku # 35430, April 10, 2006 11:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35429, April 10, 2006 11:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35428, April 10, 2006 11:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35427, April 10, 2006 11:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35426, April 10, 2006 11:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35425, April 10, 2006 11:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35424, April 10, 2006 11:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
adsl rocks
i can waste time more quickly
that's efficiency
Haiku # 35423, April 10, 2006 11:15 pm ET
by ash
half-eaten pizza
lies forgotten like Eve 6:
my awkward roommate.
Haiku # 35422, April 10, 2006 9:10 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Sale at liquor store
In cheap vino vomitus
A disgorged Pollock
Haiku # 35421, April 10, 2006 5:21 pm ET
by Lush
happy elf sees fish--
but does fish see happy elf?
such a quandary.
Haiku # 35420, April 10, 2006 10:12 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
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