Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

Some days you're lucy,
sometimes Charlie Brown--today,
I am the football.
Haiku # 35446, April 11, 2006 11:45 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
i sit bored in chair
the backrest cuts in my back
ouch it hurts a lot
Haiku # 35445, April 11, 2006 10:28 am ET
by the shoe tier of latin class
Hamburgers ketchup
mustard lettuce diversity
wade the velvet sea
Haiku # 35444, April 11, 2006 10:26 am ET
by the masked bandit of latin class
the running noses
splattering boogers on me
i wipe my face, clean
Haiku # 35443, April 11, 2006 10:22 am ET
by The Fattest Dwarf of latin class
Great zabadooey
A leg end in his own mind
Mine too come to that
(that
Haiku # 35442, April 11, 2006 9:57 am ET
by Not a spelling mistake
Oh how true my friend
I always bow before him
As I press delete
Haiku # 35441, April 11, 2006 8:41 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
great zabadooey
more famous than one can say
he's better than god
Haiku # 35440, April 11, 2006 4:29 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 35439, April 11, 2006 4:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35438, April 11, 2006 4:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35437, April 11, 2006 4:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35436, April 11, 2006 4:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35435, April 11, 2006 4:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35434, April 11, 2006 4:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35433, April 11, 2006 3:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35432, April 11, 2006 3:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35431, April 11, 2006 3:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Motha-Fuckin' bitch-ass
bullshit nigga stank shit
fuck, ass and twat.
Haiku # 35430, April 10, 2006 11:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35429, April 10, 2006 11:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35428, April 10, 2006 11:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35427, April 10, 2006 11:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35426, April 10, 2006 11:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35425, April 10, 2006 11:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35424, April 10, 2006 11:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
adsl rocks
i can waste time more quickly
that's efficiency
Haiku # 35423, April 10, 2006 11:15 pm ET
by ash
half-eaten pizza
lies forgotten like Eve 6:
my awkward roommate.
Haiku # 35422, April 10, 2006 9:10 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Sale at liquor store
In cheap vino vomitus
A disgorged Pollock
Haiku # 35421, April 10, 2006 5:21 pm ET
by Lush
happy elf sees fish--
but does fish see happy elf?
such a quandary.
Haiku # 35420, April 10, 2006 10:12 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
bare ass in the air,
smokes cigars with her pussy.
Amsterdam sex show.
Haiku # 35419, April 10, 2006 9:03 am ET
by deliberate tourist
Almost bent double
My backs gone into spasm
The pain is intense
Haiku # 35418, April 10, 2006 8:23 am ET
by Shouldn
i miss you a lot
uncreative crying mess
hopeful love for you


yes, i love you. now
and always. please forgive me
...can't live without you.
Haiku # 35417, April 10, 2006 1:57 am ET
by her of her dreams
When I am lonely
and in need of company,
I have a sandwich.
Haiku # 35416, April 10, 2006 12:23 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Too deranged and need to shrink

my beast belly is growing

almost touching my knee
Haiku # 35415, April 10, 2006 12:21 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Fruits of orange, pink,
avacado are growing
on my sushi tree
Haiku # 35414, April 9, 2006 11:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Night by night and a proven say
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
***
there is an irony in this haiku.
it is not a call for someone to poison my food or to kill me.
i wanna write poetry as i do and still be free
to enter any premises, coffee shop or restaurant
without fear that someone working there will be willing
to obliterate me for not writing patriotic stuff.
Haiku # 35413, April 9, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
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Haiku # 35412, April 9, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35411, April 9, 2006 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35410, April 9, 2006 5:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35409, April 9, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35408, April 9, 2006 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Night by night and a proven say
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
Haiku # 35407, April 9, 2006 4:59 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A nice little cock,
sharp white with a big red head,
he fights like a pro.
Haiku # 35406, April 9, 2006 12:15 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
a moist opening,
just ripe for penetration,
sweet jelly doughnut.
Haiku # 35405, April 9, 2006 12:12 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Planted bulbs last fall
200 or more - and now?
A pallet of grace
Haiku # 35404, April 9, 2006 10:54 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
shock and awe and more
now we bring you civil war
well, that's a winner
Haiku # 35403, April 9, 2006 8:45 am ET
by ash
Two degrees outside,
Spring is coming, planted seeds
In the cool garden
Haiku # 35402, April 8, 2006 8:07 pm ET
by Janis
Had to null those links
I am the moderator
Draw line in the sand
Haiku # 35401, April 8, 2006 8:00 pm ET
by Janis
that's not good design
it's just a bunch of hotlinks
which don't seem to work
Haiku # 35400, April 8, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 35399, April 8, 2006 6:44 pm ET
by Naomi
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Haiku # 35398, April 8, 2006 6:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35397, April 8, 2006 6:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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