Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

Fruits of orange, pink,
avacado are growing
on my sushi tree
Haiku # 35414, April 9, 2006 11:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Night by night and a proven say
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
***
there is an irony in this haiku.
it is not a call for someone to poison my food or to kill me.
i wanna write poetry as i do and still be free
to enter any premises, coffee shop or restaurant
without fear that someone working there will be willing
to obliterate me for not writing patriotic stuff.
Haiku # 35413, April 9, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
NULL
Haiku # 35412, April 9, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35411, April 9, 2006 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35410, April 9, 2006 5:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35409, April 9, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35408, April 9, 2006 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Night by night and a proven say
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
Haiku # 35407, April 9, 2006 4:59 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A nice little cock,
sharp white with a big red head,
he fights like a pro.
Haiku # 35406, April 9, 2006 12:15 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
a moist opening,
just ripe for penetration,
sweet jelly doughnut.
Haiku # 35405, April 9, 2006 12:12 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Planted bulbs last fall
200 or more - and now?
A pallet of grace
Haiku # 35404, April 9, 2006 10:54 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
shock and awe and more
now we bring you civil war
well, that's a winner
Haiku # 35403, April 9, 2006 8:45 am ET
by ash
Two degrees outside,
Spring is coming, planted seeds
In the cool garden
Haiku # 35402, April 8, 2006 8:07 pm ET
by Janis
Had to null those links
I am the moderator
Draw line in the sand
Haiku # 35401, April 8, 2006 8:00 pm ET
by Janis
that's not good design
it's just a bunch of hotlinks
which don't seem to work
Haiku # 35400, April 8, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by ash
NULL
Haiku # 35399, April 8, 2006 6:44 pm ET
by Naomi
NULL
Haiku # 35398, April 8, 2006 6:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35397, April 8, 2006 6:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35396, April 8, 2006 6:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fat and sweaty crip
takes another acid trip
intravenous drip
Haiku # 35395, April 8, 2006 2:51 pm ET
by minnie mofo pearl
a broken trumpet
twisted wire of junkyard nuts
by the cyclone fence
Haiku # 35394, April 8, 2006 2:33 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Awkward emotions
Boss's erotic writing
Disturbingly great
Haiku # 35393, April 8, 2006 11:51 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
A cold wooden floor.
I am completely naked
and eating butter.
Haiku # 35392, April 7, 2006 9:48 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
This looks just like porn,
you on top with heavy breasts.
What's the difference?
Haiku # 35391, April 7, 2006 9:45 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Chuck Norris roundhouse
Kicks you in the face. You die,
Inevitably.
Haiku # 35390, April 7, 2006 8:24 pm ET
by Dan
An opium den
A pcp front parlor
And a meth foyer
Haiku # 35389, April 7, 2006 3:47 pm ET
by Lush
A sleeping dog farts.
He looks up at his master.
Religion is born.
Haiku # 35388, April 7, 2006 2:46 pm ET
by Dog God
her hands cup the flame
protecting it from the wind
the fire grows strong
Haiku # 35387, April 7, 2006 2:07 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
her face to the sea
pebbles tumble from her hand
as the fog rolls in
Haiku # 35386, April 7, 2006 1:53 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
I've never been here
I don't know how I'll get through
I guess that's progress
Haiku # 35385, April 7, 2006 1:45 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
it doesn't matter
how hard I lean into it
gravity drags on
Haiku # 35384, April 7, 2006 1:37 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
bad serbs, many
those evil lying ones
is it lying or just stupid (let them rot in hell)
Haiku # 35383, April 7, 2006 1:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK THE POLICE!
Haiku # 35382, April 7, 2006 12:42 pm ET
by ANGRY BLACK MAN!
VIVA MEXICO!
Haiku # 35381, April 7, 2006 12:40 pm ET
by EL MEXICANO
many lives are lost
all persuing a great dream
to live better lives
Haiku # 35380, April 7, 2006 12:37 pm ET
by DJC
?????????
Haiku # 35379, April 7, 2006 12:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35378, April 7, 2006 10:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35377, April 7, 2006 10:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35376, April 7, 2006 10:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35375, April 7, 2006 10:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35374, April 7, 2006 10:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
awaiting broadband
optus sucks like a black hole
and i'm still waiting

(is this a product.moment ?)
Haiku # 35373, April 7, 2006 8:23 am ET
by ash
get to the choppa
run, go, get to the choppa
get to the choppa
Haiku # 35372, April 7, 2006 3:35 am ET
by Mike Newman of Toronto, ON
Claiming benefit,
eleven months without work.
Santa is lazy.
Haiku # 35371, April 6, 2006 6:43 pm ET
by summer job
Mostly sunny skies
Temps in the mid seventies
Nice weekend ahead
Haiku # 35370, April 6, 2006 3:26 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Warm sunlit office
Sunny streets calling to me
Come sit, have coffee
Haiku # 35369, April 6, 2006 6:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Pure white spring blossom
London
Haiku # 35368, April 6, 2006 6:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Bad day yesterday
Legal, business and personal
Thinking! Chuck it in
*
Few words with my babe
Amazingly nurturing
Put me back on track
Haiku # 35367, April 6, 2006 6:34 am ET
by MMM
your links are broken
your invite goes unanswered
you are a failed nerd
Haiku # 35366, April 6, 2006 12:23 am ET
by ash
i'm not paranoid
the world is getting at me
undeservedly
Haiku # 35365, April 6, 2006 12:21 am ET
by ash
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