I've never been here
I don't know how I'll get through
I guess that's progress
by mount madonna mama
it doesn't matter
how hard I lean into it
gravity drags on
by mount madonna mama
bad serbs, many
those evil lying ones
is it lying or just stupid (let them rot in hell)
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK THE POLICE!
by ANGRY BLACK MAN!
VIVA MEXICO!
by EL MEXICANO
many lives are lost
all persuing a great dream
to live better lives
by DJC
?????????
by Anonymous Poet
awaiting broadband
optus sucks like a black hole
and i'm still waiting
(is this a product.moment ?)
by ash
get to the choppa
run, go, get to the choppa
get to the choppa
by Mike Newman of Toronto, ON
Claiming benefit,
eleven months without work.
Santa is lazy.
by summer job
Mostly sunny skies
Temps in the mid seventies
Nice weekend ahead
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Warm sunlit office
Sunny streets calling to me
Come sit, have coffee
by William Nippress
Pure white spring blossom
London
by William Nippress
Bad day yesterday
Legal, business and personal
Thinking! Chuck it in
*
Few words with my babe
Amazingly nurturing
Put me back on track
by MMM
your links are broken
your invite goes unanswered
you are a failed nerd
by ash
i'm not paranoid
the world is getting at me
undeservedly
by ash
The future will be
exactly like the past, but
far more expensive
-- Thanks to John Sladek for the inspiration for this Bad Haiku
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Haiku that disgusts
Fun, sometimes, othertimes no
The fucking fuckers
by Anonymous Poet
i hope yer happy
please let the door hit your ass
oh and, fuck you too.
by Anonymous Poet
you are a shithead
you bitchfucked lying ass wad
fuck you and your life
by Anonymous Poet
fuck you you fucker
i fucking hate you asshole
rot in hell and die
by >:( of fuck off
Dig your leather seats
Autoerotic friction
Sorry 'bout the stains
by Lush
did you get what you
wanted to steal selfishly?
that crushed me badly.
by hmm. not a necessary of place
Heading for a fall?
Are you stringing me along?
My heads in a spin
She says have patience
Signs her Emails Love x x
Say it please say it
by Anonymous Poet
Smoothing your troubles
Oiled, sated, untroubled sleep
Silently I leave
by MMM
I did her
so i did Milos too
I the American hero
by Anonymous Poet
whole night and a bag of chips
yeah it was Miloses wife
and a mother too
by Anonymous Poet
Beer cans at my feet
Slayer echoes from the dark
Heavy, dude, heavy
by "Tortured Emotional Poet-boy"
Comprehension gone
You
by William Nippress
Gregorian chant
Aprils the cruellest of months
Promise not fulfilled
*
Impatient I wait
Green warmth just out of my reach
So close yet so far
by William Nippress
Promised ecstasy
Pleasure flooding my body
Gentle you touched me
*
Fulfilling desires
The worlds pulling away
Fading to dissolve
*
We float on desire
Drifting souls in harmony
Music of angels
by MMM
caressed by saline
massaged by tendrils of kelp
laughed at by penguins
by ash
Weekend of wonder
Greeted in follow me home and
Fuck me! Sparkling shoes
*
Suspenders, stockings
Sensual sexy outfit
A smile to die for
*
Your gift just for me
I
by MMM
Your treasured pink gift
Protected in my pocket
Your heart in my hand
by MMM
I fly my stunt kite
Above Will Hung
by fabulosa
Laughter crease us
We shake and cry, bent double
In our joyfulness!
by fabulosa
Clouds of sheep grazing
Emerald lush-green hill-sky
Earth becomes heaven
by fabulosa
Ramshackle morning
Numerous sheep in bondage
Sado-husbandry
by Lush
A friendly retard
clamping his mouth to my head
sucks out an eyeball.
by Tricky Dicky
The butler enters.
"If I may make so bold, Sir?
Your head is on fire."
by Tricky Dicky
Lolliplop billboard
features Paris Hilton with
number two mustache
by Betty LeBomb
It startled me when
a familiar face peeked out
from behind that bush
by Betty LeBomb
she's been invited
the brown haired ungainly girl
wears an ugly dress
by mount madonna mama
