Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

fat and sweaty crip
takes another acid trip
intravenous drip
Haiku # 35395, April 8, 2006 2:51 pm ET
by minnie mofo pearl
a broken trumpet
twisted wire of junkyard nuts
by the cyclone fence
Haiku # 35394, April 8, 2006 2:33 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Awkward emotions
Boss's erotic writing
Disturbingly great
Haiku # 35393, April 8, 2006 11:51 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
A cold wooden floor.
I am completely naked
and eating butter.
Haiku # 35392, April 7, 2006 9:48 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
This looks just like porn,
you on top with heavy breasts.
What's the difference?
Haiku # 35391, April 7, 2006 9:45 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Chuck Norris roundhouse
Kicks you in the face. You die,
Inevitably.
Haiku # 35390, April 7, 2006 8:24 pm ET
by Dan
An opium den
A pcp front parlor
And a meth foyer
Haiku # 35389, April 7, 2006 3:47 pm ET
by Lush
A sleeping dog farts.
He looks up at his master.
Religion is born.
Haiku # 35388, April 7, 2006 2:46 pm ET
by Dog God
her hands cup the flame
protecting it from the wind
the fire grows strong
Haiku # 35387, April 7, 2006 2:07 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
her face to the sea
pebbles tumble from her hand
as the fog rolls in
Haiku # 35386, April 7, 2006 1:53 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
I've never been here
I don't know how I'll get through
I guess that's progress
Haiku # 35385, April 7, 2006 1:45 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
it doesn't matter
how hard I lean into it
gravity drags on
Haiku # 35384, April 7, 2006 1:37 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
bad serbs, many
those evil lying ones
is it lying or just stupid (let them rot in hell)
Haiku # 35383, April 7, 2006 1:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK THE POLICE!
Haiku # 35382, April 7, 2006 12:42 pm ET
by ANGRY BLACK MAN!
VIVA MEXICO!
Haiku # 35381, April 7, 2006 12:40 pm ET
by EL MEXICANO
many lives are lost
all persuing a great dream
to live better lives
Haiku # 35380, April 7, 2006 12:37 pm ET
by DJC
?????????
Haiku # 35379, April 7, 2006 12:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35378, April 7, 2006 10:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35377, April 7, 2006 10:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35376, April 7, 2006 10:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35375, April 7, 2006 10:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35374, April 7, 2006 10:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
awaiting broadband
optus sucks like a black hole
and i'm still waiting

(is this a product.moment ?)
Haiku # 35373, April 7, 2006 8:23 am ET
by ash
get to the choppa
run, go, get to the choppa
get to the choppa
Haiku # 35372, April 7, 2006 3:35 am ET
by Mike Newman of Toronto, ON
Claiming benefit,
eleven months without work.
Santa is lazy.
Haiku # 35371, April 6, 2006 6:43 pm ET
by summer job
Mostly sunny skies
Temps in the mid seventies
Nice weekend ahead
Haiku # 35370, April 6, 2006 3:26 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Warm sunlit office
Sunny streets calling to me
Come sit, have coffee
Haiku # 35369, April 6, 2006 6:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Pure white spring blossom
London
Haiku # 35368, April 6, 2006 6:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Bad day yesterday
Legal, business and personal
Thinking! Chuck it in
*
Few words with my babe
Amazingly nurturing
Put me back on track
Haiku # 35367, April 6, 2006 6:34 am ET
by MMM
your links are broken
your invite goes unanswered
you are a failed nerd
Haiku # 35366, April 6, 2006 12:23 am ET
by ash
i'm not paranoid
the world is getting at me
undeservedly
Haiku # 35365, April 6, 2006 12:21 am ET
by ash
NULL
Haiku # 35364, April 6, 2006 12:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35363, April 6, 2006 12:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The future will be
exactly like the past, but
far more expensive


-- Thanks to John Sladek for the inspiration for this Bad Haiku
Haiku # 35362, April 5, 2006 2:05 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Haiku that disgusts
Fun, sometimes, othertimes no
The fucking fuckers
Haiku # 35361, April 5, 2006 2:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i hope yer happy
please let the door hit your ass
oh and, fuck you too.
Haiku # 35360, April 5, 2006 12:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you are a shithead
you bitchfucked lying ass wad
fuck you and your life
Haiku # 35359, April 5, 2006 12:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck you you fucker
i fucking hate you asshole
rot in hell and die
Haiku # 35358, April 5, 2006 12:18 am ET
by >:( of fuck off
Dig your leather seats
Autoerotic friction
Sorry 'bout the stains
Haiku # 35357, April 4, 2006 7:59 pm ET
by Lush
did you get what you
wanted to steal selfishly?
that crushed me badly.
Haiku # 35356, April 4, 2006 10:07 am ET
by hmm. not a necessary of place
Heading for a fall?
Are you stringing me along?
My heads in a spin

She says have patience
Signs her Emails Love x x
Say it please say it
Haiku # 35355, April 4, 2006 9:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Smoothing your troubles
Oiled, sated, untroubled sleep
Silently I leave
Haiku # 35354, April 4, 2006 5:24 am ET
by MMM
I did her
so i did Milos too
I the American hero
Haiku # 35353, April 4, 2006 2:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
whole night and a bag of chips
yeah it was Miloses wife
and a mother too
Haiku # 35352, April 4, 2006 2:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Beer cans at my feet
Slayer echoes from the dark
Heavy, dude, heavy
Haiku # 35351, April 3, 2006 10:16 pm ET
by "Tortured Emotional Poet-boy"
Comprehension gone
You
Haiku # 35350, April 3, 2006 12:32 pm ET
by William Nippress
Gregorian chant
Aprils the cruellest of months
Promise not fulfilled
*
Impatient I wait
Green warmth just out of my reach
So close yet so far
Haiku # 35349, April 3, 2006 8:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Promised ecstasy
Pleasure flooding my body
Gentle you touched me
*
Fulfilling desires
The worlds pulling away
Fading to dissolve
*
We float on desire
Drifting souls in harmony
Music of angels
Haiku # 35348, April 3, 2006 7:59 am ET
by MMM
caressed by saline
massaged by tendrils of kelp
laughed at by penguins
Haiku # 35347, April 3, 2006 7:28 am ET
by ash
Weekend of wonder
Greeted in follow me home and
Fuck me! Sparkling shoes
*
Suspenders, stockings
Sensual sexy outfit
A smile to die for
*
Your gift just for me
I
Haiku # 35346, April 3, 2006 6:38 am ET
by MMM
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