Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

This looks just like porn,
you on top with heavy breasts.
What's the difference?
Haiku # 35391, April 7, 2006 9:45 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Chuck Norris roundhouse
Kicks you in the face. You die,
Inevitably.
Haiku # 35390, April 7, 2006 8:24 pm ET
by Dan
An opium den
A pcp front parlor
And a meth foyer
Haiku # 35389, April 7, 2006 3:47 pm ET
by Lush
A sleeping dog farts.
He looks up at his master.
Religion is born.
Haiku # 35388, April 7, 2006 2:46 pm ET
by Dog God
her hands cup the flame
protecting it from the wind
the fire grows strong
Haiku # 35387, April 7, 2006 2:07 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
her face to the sea
pebbles tumble from her hand
as the fog rolls in
Haiku # 35386, April 7, 2006 1:53 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
I've never been here
I don't know how I'll get through
I guess that's progress
Haiku # 35385, April 7, 2006 1:45 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
it doesn't matter
how hard I lean into it
gravity drags on
Haiku # 35384, April 7, 2006 1:37 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
bad serbs, many
those evil lying ones
is it lying or just stupid (let them rot in hell)
Haiku # 35383, April 7, 2006 1:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK THE POLICE!
Haiku # 35382, April 7, 2006 12:42 pm ET
by ANGRY BLACK MAN!
VIVA MEXICO!
Haiku # 35381, April 7, 2006 12:40 pm ET
by EL MEXICANO
many lives are lost
all persuing a great dream
to live better lives
Haiku # 35380, April 7, 2006 12:37 pm ET
by DJC
?????????
Haiku # 35379, April 7, 2006 12:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35378, April 7, 2006 10:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35377, April 7, 2006 10:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35376, April 7, 2006 10:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35375, April 7, 2006 10:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35374, April 7, 2006 10:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
awaiting broadband
optus sucks like a black hole
and i'm still waiting

(is this a product.moment ?)
Haiku # 35373, April 7, 2006 8:23 am ET
by ash
get to the choppa
run, go, get to the choppa
get to the choppa
Haiku # 35372, April 7, 2006 3:35 am ET
by Mike Newman of Toronto, ON
Claiming benefit,
eleven months without work.
Santa is lazy.
Haiku # 35371, April 6, 2006 6:43 pm ET
by summer job
Mostly sunny skies
Temps in the mid seventies
Nice weekend ahead
Haiku # 35370, April 6, 2006 3:26 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Warm sunlit office
Sunny streets calling to me
Come sit, have coffee
Haiku # 35369, April 6, 2006 6:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Pure white spring blossom
London
Haiku # 35368, April 6, 2006 6:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Bad day yesterday
Legal, business and personal
Thinking! Chuck it in
*
Few words with my babe
Amazingly nurturing
Put me back on track
Haiku # 35367, April 6, 2006 6:34 am ET
by MMM
your links are broken
your invite goes unanswered
you are a failed nerd
Haiku # 35366, April 6, 2006 12:23 am ET
by ash
i'm not paranoid
the world is getting at me
undeservedly
Haiku # 35365, April 6, 2006 12:21 am ET
by ash
NULL
Haiku # 35364, April 6, 2006 12:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35363, April 6, 2006 12:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The future will be
exactly like the past, but
far more expensive


-- Thanks to John Sladek for the inspiration for this Bad Haiku
Haiku # 35362, April 5, 2006 2:05 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Haiku that disgusts
Fun, sometimes, othertimes no
The fucking fuckers
Haiku # 35361, April 5, 2006 2:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i hope yer happy
please let the door hit your ass
oh and, fuck you too.
Haiku # 35360, April 5, 2006 12:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you are a shithead
you bitchfucked lying ass wad
fuck you and your life
Haiku # 35359, April 5, 2006 12:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck you you fucker
i fucking hate you asshole
rot in hell and die
Haiku # 35358, April 5, 2006 12:18 am ET
by >:( of fuck off
Dig your leather seats
Autoerotic friction
Sorry 'bout the stains
Haiku # 35357, April 4, 2006 7:59 pm ET
by Lush
did you get what you
wanted to steal selfishly?
that crushed me badly.
Haiku # 35356, April 4, 2006 10:07 am ET
by hmm. not a necessary of place
Heading for a fall?
Are you stringing me along?
My heads in a spin

She says have patience
Signs her Emails Love x x
Say it please say it
Haiku # 35355, April 4, 2006 9:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Smoothing your troubles
Oiled, sated, untroubled sleep
Silently I leave
Haiku # 35354, April 4, 2006 5:24 am ET
by MMM
I did her
so i did Milos too
I the American hero
Haiku # 35353, April 4, 2006 2:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
whole night and a bag of chips
yeah it was Miloses wife
and a mother too
Haiku # 35352, April 4, 2006 2:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Beer cans at my feet
Slayer echoes from the dark
Heavy, dude, heavy
Haiku # 35351, April 3, 2006 10:16 pm ET
by "Tortured Emotional Poet-boy"
Comprehension gone
You
Haiku # 35350, April 3, 2006 12:32 pm ET
by William Nippress
Gregorian chant
Aprils the cruellest of months
Promise not fulfilled
*
Impatient I wait
Green warmth just out of my reach
So close yet so far
Haiku # 35349, April 3, 2006 8:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Promised ecstasy
Pleasure flooding my body
Gentle you touched me
*
Fulfilling desires
The worlds pulling away
Fading to dissolve
*
We float on desire
Drifting souls in harmony
Music of angels
Haiku # 35348, April 3, 2006 7:59 am ET
by MMM
caressed by saline
massaged by tendrils of kelp
laughed at by penguins
Haiku # 35347, April 3, 2006 7:28 am ET
by ash
Weekend of wonder
Greeted in follow me home and
Fuck me! Sparkling shoes
*
Suspenders, stockings
Sensual sexy outfit
A smile to die for
*
Your gift just for me
I
Haiku # 35346, April 3, 2006 6:38 am ET
by MMM
Your treasured pink gift
Protected in my pocket
Your heart in my hand
Haiku # 35345, April 3, 2006 6:23 am ET
by MMM
I fly my stunt kite

Above Will Hung
Haiku # 35344, April 3, 2006 4:03 am ET
by fabulosa
Laughter crease us
We shake and cry, bent double
In our joyfulness!
Haiku # 35343, April 2, 2006 5:37 pm ET
by fabulosa
Clouds of sheep grazing
Emerald lush-green hill-sky
Earth becomes heaven
Haiku # 35342, April 2, 2006 5:34 pm ET
by fabulosa
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