Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

Too deranged and need to shrink

my beast belly is growing

almost touching my knee
Haiku # 35415, April 10, 2006 12:21 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Fruits of orange, pink,
avacado are growing
on my sushi tree
Haiku # 35414, April 9, 2006 11:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Night by night and a proven say
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
***
there is an irony in this haiku.
it is not a call for someone to poison my food or to kill me.
i wanna write poetry as i do and still be free
to enter any premises, coffee shop or restaurant
without fear that someone working there will be willing
to obliterate me for not writing patriotic stuff.
Haiku # 35413, April 9, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
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Haiku # 35412, April 9, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35411, April 9, 2006 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35410, April 9, 2006 5:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35409, April 9, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35408, April 9, 2006 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Night by night and a proven say
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
Haiku # 35407, April 9, 2006 4:59 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A nice little cock,
sharp white with a big red head,
he fights like a pro.
Haiku # 35406, April 9, 2006 12:15 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
a moist opening,
just ripe for penetration,
sweet jelly doughnut.
Haiku # 35405, April 9, 2006 12:12 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Planted bulbs last fall
200 or more - and now?
A pallet of grace
Haiku # 35404, April 9, 2006 10:54 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
shock and awe and more
now we bring you civil war
well, that's a winner
Haiku # 35403, April 9, 2006 8:45 am ET
by ash
Two degrees outside,
Spring is coming, planted seeds
In the cool garden
Haiku # 35402, April 8, 2006 8:07 pm ET
by Janis
Had to null those links
I am the moderator
Draw line in the sand
Haiku # 35401, April 8, 2006 8:00 pm ET
by Janis
that's not good design
it's just a bunch of hotlinks
which don't seem to work
Haiku # 35400, April 8, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 35399, April 8, 2006 6:44 pm ET
by Naomi
NULL
Haiku # 35398, April 8, 2006 6:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35397, April 8, 2006 6:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35396, April 8, 2006 6:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fat and sweaty crip
takes another acid trip
intravenous drip
Haiku # 35395, April 8, 2006 2:51 pm ET
by minnie mofo pearl
a broken trumpet
twisted wire of junkyard nuts
by the cyclone fence
Haiku # 35394, April 8, 2006 2:33 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Awkward emotions
Boss's erotic writing
Disturbingly great
Haiku # 35393, April 8, 2006 11:51 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
A cold wooden floor.
I am completely naked
and eating butter.
Haiku # 35392, April 7, 2006 9:48 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
This looks just like porn,
you on top with heavy breasts.
What's the difference?
Haiku # 35391, April 7, 2006 9:45 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Chuck Norris roundhouse
Kicks you in the face. You die,
Inevitably.
Haiku # 35390, April 7, 2006 8:24 pm ET
by Dan
An opium den
A pcp front parlor
And a meth foyer
Haiku # 35389, April 7, 2006 3:47 pm ET
by Lush
A sleeping dog farts.
He looks up at his master.
Religion is born.
Haiku # 35388, April 7, 2006 2:46 pm ET
by Dog God
her hands cup the flame
protecting it from the wind
the fire grows strong
Haiku # 35387, April 7, 2006 2:07 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
her face to the sea
pebbles tumble from her hand
as the fog rolls in
Haiku # 35386, April 7, 2006 1:53 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
I've never been here
I don't know how I'll get through
I guess that's progress
Haiku # 35385, April 7, 2006 1:45 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
it doesn't matter
how hard I lean into it
gravity drags on
Haiku # 35384, April 7, 2006 1:37 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
bad serbs, many
those evil lying ones
is it lying or just stupid (let them rot in hell)
Haiku # 35383, April 7, 2006 1:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK THE POLICE!
Haiku # 35382, April 7, 2006 12:42 pm ET
by ANGRY BLACK MAN!
VIVA MEXICO!
Haiku # 35381, April 7, 2006 12:40 pm ET
by EL MEXICANO
many lives are lost
all persuing a great dream
to live better lives
Haiku # 35380, April 7, 2006 12:37 pm ET
by DJC
?????????
Haiku # 35379, April 7, 2006 12:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35378, April 7, 2006 10:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35377, April 7, 2006 10:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35376, April 7, 2006 10:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35375, April 7, 2006 10:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35374, April 7, 2006 10:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
awaiting broadband
optus sucks like a black hole
and i'm still waiting

(is this a product.moment ?)
Haiku # 35373, April 7, 2006 8:23 am ET
by ash
get to the choppa
run, go, get to the choppa
get to the choppa
Haiku # 35372, April 7, 2006 3:35 am ET
by Mike Newman of Toronto, ON
Claiming benefit,
eleven months without work.
Santa is lazy.
Haiku # 35371, April 6, 2006 6:43 pm ET
by summer job
Mostly sunny skies
Temps in the mid seventies
Nice weekend ahead
Haiku # 35370, April 6, 2006 3:26 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Warm sunlit office
Sunny streets calling to me
Come sit, have coffee
Haiku # 35369, April 6, 2006 6:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Pure white spring blossom
London
Haiku # 35368, April 6, 2006 6:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Bad day yesterday
Legal, business and personal
Thinking! Chuck it in
*
Few words with my babe
Amazingly nurturing
Put me back on track
Haiku # 35367, April 6, 2006 6:34 am ET
by MMM
your links are broken
your invite goes unanswered
you are a failed nerd
Haiku # 35366, April 6, 2006 12:23 am ET
by ash
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