Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

It's funny you know
energy it takes to spam
might just get you laid
Haiku # 35467, April 13, 2006 3:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Wielding the bottle
a crystal clear exodus
cheap vodka repent
Haiku # 35466, April 13, 2006 3:12 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
wielding the vacuum
like my personal aardvark
kitchen ants repent
Haiku # 35465, April 13, 2006 1:16 am ET
by ash
Mood lifting salmon
Omega-3 fat acids
Dancing bear picnic
Haiku # 35464, April 12, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Lush
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Haiku # 35463, April 12, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35462, April 12, 2006 3:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35461, April 12, 2006 3:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35460, April 12, 2006 3:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35459, April 12, 2006 3:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No better love than
when a man lays down his wife
for another man
Haiku # 35458, April 12, 2006 11:45 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
No greater love than
that when a man may lay down
his wife for his friend.
Haiku # 35457, April 12, 2006 9:56 am ET
by Swinger of anytime, anyplace, anywhere
jesus on a cross
redemption through suffering
heaven on a stick
Haiku # 35456, April 12, 2006 9:40 am ET
by ash
To lay down your life
A deeper love has no man
For all of mankind
Haiku # 35455, April 12, 2006 8:46 am ET
by Did I really write that?
Boy have you got lost
Want common sense from this site?
You need to get help
Haiku # 35454, April 12, 2006 8:33 am ET
by William Nippress
oh ash please stop writing
you do not know how
it hurts my good coomon sense
Haiku # 35453, April 12, 2006 1:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah condescension
superiority's gift
to inferiors
Haiku # 35452, April 12, 2006 1:18 am ET
by ash
Always remember
To mock those less fortunate
Than you are yourself
Haiku # 35451, April 11, 2006 8:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am only one,
I cannot do everything,
But can do something.
Haiku # 35450, April 11, 2006 4:10 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Our shared perversions
Provoke animadversions
From priggish virgins
Haiku # 35449, April 11, 2006 3:34 pm ET
by Lush
Berlin, wall down, free.
My heart is Jericho besieged
He loves my walls down
Haiku # 35448, April 11, 2006 2:53 pm ET
by fabulosa liberata
Hedonistic thoughts
Can I change my name to Lord?
Haiku # 35447, April 11, 2006 11:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some days you're lucy,
sometimes Charlie Brown--today,
I am the football.
Haiku # 35446, April 11, 2006 11:45 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
i sit bored in chair
the backrest cuts in my back
ouch it hurts a lot
Haiku # 35445, April 11, 2006 10:28 am ET
by the shoe tier of latin class
Hamburgers ketchup
mustard lettuce diversity
wade the velvet sea
Haiku # 35444, April 11, 2006 10:26 am ET
by the masked bandit of latin class
the running noses
splattering boogers on me
i wipe my face, clean
Haiku # 35443, April 11, 2006 10:22 am ET
by The Fattest Dwarf of latin class
Great zabadooey
A leg end in his own mind
Mine too come to that
(that
Haiku # 35442, April 11, 2006 9:57 am ET
by Not a spelling mistake
Oh how true my friend
I always bow before him
As I press delete
Haiku # 35441, April 11, 2006 8:41 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
great zabadooey
more famous than one can say
he's better than god
Haiku # 35440, April 11, 2006 4:29 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 35439, April 11, 2006 4:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35438, April 11, 2006 4:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35437, April 11, 2006 4:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35436, April 11, 2006 4:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35435, April 11, 2006 4:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35434, April 11, 2006 4:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35433, April 11, 2006 3:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35432, April 11, 2006 3:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35431, April 11, 2006 3:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Motha-Fuckin' bitch-ass
bullshit nigga stank shit
fuck, ass and twat.
Haiku # 35430, April 10, 2006 11:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35429, April 10, 2006 11:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35428, April 10, 2006 11:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35427, April 10, 2006 11:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35426, April 10, 2006 11:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35425, April 10, 2006 11:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35424, April 10, 2006 11:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
adsl rocks
i can waste time more quickly
that's efficiency
Haiku # 35423, April 10, 2006 11:15 pm ET
by ash
half-eaten pizza
lies forgotten like Eve 6:
my awkward roommate.
Haiku # 35422, April 10, 2006 9:10 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Sale at liquor store
In cheap vino vomitus
A disgorged Pollock
Haiku # 35421, April 10, 2006 5:21 pm ET
by Lush
happy elf sees fish--
but does fish see happy elf?
such a quandary.
Haiku # 35420, April 10, 2006 10:12 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
bare ass in the air,
smokes cigars with her pussy.
Amsterdam sex show.
Haiku # 35419, April 10, 2006 9:03 am ET
by deliberate tourist
Almost bent double
My backs gone into spasm
The pain is intense
Haiku # 35418, April 10, 2006 8:23 am ET
by Shouldn
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