Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

Berlin, wall down, free.
My heart is Jericho besieged
He loves my walls down
Haiku # 35448, April 11, 2006 2:53 pm ET
by fabulosa liberata
Hedonistic thoughts
Can I change my name to Lord?
Haiku # 35447, April 11, 2006 11:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some days you're lucy,
sometimes Charlie Brown--today,
I am the football.
Haiku # 35446, April 11, 2006 11:45 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
i sit bored in chair
the backrest cuts in my back
ouch it hurts a lot
Haiku # 35445, April 11, 2006 10:28 am ET
by the shoe tier of latin class
Hamburgers ketchup
mustard lettuce diversity
wade the velvet sea
Haiku # 35444, April 11, 2006 10:26 am ET
by the masked bandit of latin class
the running noses
splattering boogers on me
i wipe my face, clean
Haiku # 35443, April 11, 2006 10:22 am ET
by The Fattest Dwarf of latin class
Great zabadooey
A leg end in his own mind
Mine too come to that
(that
Haiku # 35442, April 11, 2006 9:57 am ET
by Not a spelling mistake
Oh how true my friend
I always bow before him
As I press delete
Haiku # 35441, April 11, 2006 8:41 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
great zabadooey
more famous than one can say
he's better than god
Haiku # 35440, April 11, 2006 4:29 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 35439, April 11, 2006 4:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35438, April 11, 2006 4:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35437, April 11, 2006 4:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35436, April 11, 2006 4:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35435, April 11, 2006 4:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35434, April 11, 2006 4:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35433, April 11, 2006 3:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35432, April 11, 2006 3:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35431, April 11, 2006 3:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Motha-Fuckin' bitch-ass
bullshit nigga stank shit
fuck, ass and twat.
Haiku # 35430, April 10, 2006 11:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35429, April 10, 2006 11:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35428, April 10, 2006 11:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35427, April 10, 2006 11:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35426, April 10, 2006 11:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35425, April 10, 2006 11:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35424, April 10, 2006 11:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
adsl rocks
i can waste time more quickly
that's efficiency
Haiku # 35423, April 10, 2006 11:15 pm ET
by ash
half-eaten pizza
lies forgotten like Eve 6:
my awkward roommate.
Haiku # 35422, April 10, 2006 9:10 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Sale at liquor store
In cheap vino vomitus
A disgorged Pollock
Haiku # 35421, April 10, 2006 5:21 pm ET
by Lush
happy elf sees fish--
but does fish see happy elf?
such a quandary.
Haiku # 35420, April 10, 2006 10:12 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
bare ass in the air,
smokes cigars with her pussy.
Amsterdam sex show.
Haiku # 35419, April 10, 2006 9:03 am ET
by deliberate tourist
Almost bent double
My backs gone into spasm
The pain is intense
Haiku # 35418, April 10, 2006 8:23 am ET
by Shouldn
i miss you a lot
uncreative crying mess
hopeful love for you


yes, i love you. now
and always. please forgive me
...can't live without you.
Haiku # 35417, April 10, 2006 1:57 am ET
by her of her dreams
When I am lonely
and in need of company,
I have a sandwich.
Haiku # 35416, April 10, 2006 12:23 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Too deranged and need to shrink

my beast belly is growing

almost touching my knee
Haiku # 35415, April 10, 2006 12:21 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Fruits of orange, pink,
avacado are growing
on my sushi tree
Haiku # 35414, April 9, 2006 11:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Night by night and a proven say
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
***
there is an irony in this haiku.
it is not a call for someone to poison my food or to kill me.
i wanna write poetry as i do and still be free
to enter any premises, coffee shop or restaurant
without fear that someone working there will be willing
to obliterate me for not writing patriotic stuff.
Haiku # 35413, April 9, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
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Haiku # 35412, April 9, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35411, April 9, 2006 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35410, April 9, 2006 5:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35409, April 9, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35408, April 9, 2006 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Night by night and a proven say
Serbs emerging
Scourge of the Latter Day
Haiku # 35407, April 9, 2006 4:59 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A nice little cock,
sharp white with a big red head,
he fights like a pro.
Haiku # 35406, April 9, 2006 12:15 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
a moist opening,
just ripe for penetration,
sweet jelly doughnut.
Haiku # 35405, April 9, 2006 12:12 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Planted bulbs last fall
200 or more - and now?
A pallet of grace
Haiku # 35404, April 9, 2006 10:54 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
shock and awe and more
now we bring you civil war
well, that's a winner
Haiku # 35403, April 9, 2006 8:45 am ET
by ash
Two degrees outside,
Spring is coming, planted seeds
In the cool garden
Haiku # 35402, April 8, 2006 8:07 pm ET
by Janis
Had to null those links
I am the moderator
Draw line in the sand
Haiku # 35401, April 8, 2006 8:00 pm ET
by Janis
that's not good design
it's just a bunch of hotlinks
which don't seem to work
Haiku # 35400, April 8, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 35399, April 8, 2006 6:44 pm ET
by Naomi
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