Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77386 Haiku later...

seven in the last
new to this form of writing
add damned to that line
Haiku # 35500, April 14, 2006 9:56 pm ET
by ash
lies
lies
and lies
our "leaders"
the cole enquiry
who voted for these damned people ?

Haiku # 35499, April 14, 2006 9:34 pm ET
by ash (bad government)
NULL
Haiku # 35498, April 14, 2006 8:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35497, April 14, 2006 8:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35496, April 14, 2006 8:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Well, well ... Crimson Mind
Fibonacci sequence, eh?
Cardinal notion.
Haiku # 35495, April 14, 2006 8:27 pm ET
by Lush
NULL
Haiku # 35494, April 14, 2006 8:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35493, April 14, 2006 8:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It Goes Like This: 0-1-1-2-3-5-8


Fibs.
Terse.
Defined.
Six lines long.
Twenty syllables.
How you use them is up to you.
Haiku # 35492, April 14, 2006 5:25 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Tarsal stigmata
Holes in feet awash in blood
A lawn dart mishap
Haiku # 35491, April 14, 2006 4:52 pm ET
by Lush
Live one's life fully
Life's a daring adventure
So enjoy the trip
Haiku # 35490, April 14, 2006 4:33 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
holy fucking shit
son of a god damn bitch
i stubbed my big toe
Haiku # 35489, April 14, 2006 2:59 am ET
by mr haiku of japan
my girl sitz at my khmphewter
she be programming stuff
writing me haikus
Haiku # 35488, April 14, 2006 2:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh dear nevermind
oh dear nevermind
nevermind
Haiku # 35487, April 14, 2006 2:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
xxx I craveth LeBomb xxx
xxx A shared Sharpie fulfillment xxx
xxx Marry me Betty xxx
by lush
Haiku # 35486, April 14, 2006 2:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lush and crimson are
too good
the rest could improve
Haiku # 35485, April 14, 2006 2:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some wasters below.
Street beggars on Bad Haiku,
toss the dime of null.
Haiku # 35484, April 14, 2006 12:46 am ET
by Haiku seeker of Civilization
silly rotten bot
I will take all your spam-ku
and fill in my own
Haiku # 35483, April 13, 2006 7:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35482, April 13, 2006 7:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35481, April 13, 2006 7:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35480, April 13, 2006 7:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Life goes by too fast
It only hurts when I laugh
Saved the best for last
Haiku # 35479, April 13, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Alleviated
Castration anxiety
With my concrete briefs
Haiku # 35478, April 13, 2006 4:27 pm ET
by Lush
in a forest hike
nature surrounds like a dike
keeping culture out
Haiku # 35477, April 13, 2006 1:57 pm ET
by john barleycorn of somewhere in georgia on the AT
sticky fluid yum
soda pop, syrup and cum
on a big fat bum
Haiku # 35476, April 13, 2006 1:54 pm ET
by baker of georgia
Some odd things we do
I love getting in a lift
Shouting going down
(Whilst looking a woman straight in the eyes)
Haiku # 35475, April 13, 2006 10:52 am ET
by Dirty old man
my local pimp says
you can't keep a good hoedown
without enough cash
Haiku # 35474, April 13, 2006 9:59 am ET
by ash
I thought a hoedown
Had something to do with the ...
... oh dear, nevermind
Haiku # 35473, April 13, 2006 9:26 am ET
by Janis
I thought a hoedown
Was a drunken country-dance?
Turns out I was wrong
Haiku # 35472, April 13, 2006 7:20 am ET
by Disillusioned dancer
I thought a hoedown
Was pulled between vegetables?
It turns out I
Haiku # 35471, April 13, 2006 7:16 am ET
by Disillusioned gardener
who laid whose
hoedown for another mon
please enlighten us all
Haiku # 35470, April 13, 2006 6:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
who laid down whose
wife for another mon
please enlighten us all
Haiku # 35469, April 13, 2006 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm slowly molding
I live in a rain forest
guess what? it's raining
Haiku # 35468, April 13, 2006 3:20 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
It's funny you know
energy it takes to spam
might just get you laid
Haiku # 35467, April 13, 2006 3:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Wielding the bottle
a crystal clear exodus
cheap vodka repent
Haiku # 35466, April 13, 2006 3:12 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
wielding the vacuum
like my personal aardvark
kitchen ants repent
Haiku # 35465, April 13, 2006 1:16 am ET
by ash
Mood lifting salmon
Omega-3 fat acids
Dancing bear picnic
Haiku # 35464, April 12, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Lush
NULL
Haiku # 35463, April 12, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35462, April 12, 2006 3:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35461, April 12, 2006 3:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35460, April 12, 2006 3:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35459, April 12, 2006 3:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No better love than
when a man lays down his wife
for another man
Haiku # 35458, April 12, 2006 11:45 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
No greater love than
that when a man may lay down
his wife for his friend.
Haiku # 35457, April 12, 2006 9:56 am ET
by Swinger of anytime, anyplace, anywhere
jesus on a cross
redemption through suffering
heaven on a stick
Haiku # 35456, April 12, 2006 9:40 am ET
by ash
To lay down your life
A deeper love has no man
For all of mankind
Haiku # 35455, April 12, 2006 8:46 am ET
by Did I really write that?
Boy have you got lost
Want common sense from this site?
You need to get help
Haiku # 35454, April 12, 2006 8:33 am ET
by William Nippress
oh ash please stop writing
you do not know how
it hurts my good coomon sense
Haiku # 35453, April 12, 2006 1:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah condescension
superiority's gift
to inferiors
Haiku # 35452, April 12, 2006 1:18 am ET
by ash
Always remember
To mock those less fortunate
Than you are yourself
Haiku # 35451, April 11, 2006 8:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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