sticky fluid yum
soda pop, syrup and cum
on a big fat bum
by baker of georgia
Some odd things we do
I love getting in a lift
Shouting going down
(Whilst looking a woman straight in the eyes)
by Dirty old man
my local pimp says
you can't keep a good hoedown
without enough cash
by ash
I thought a hoedown
Had something to do with the ...
... oh dear, nevermind
by Janis
I thought a hoedown
Was a drunken country-dance?
Turns out I was wrong
by Disillusioned dancer
I thought a hoedown
Was pulled between vegetables?
It turns out I
by Disillusioned gardener
who laid whose
hoedown for another mon
please enlighten us all
by Anonymous Poet
who laid down whose
wife for another mon
please enlighten us all
by Anonymous Poet
I'm slowly molding
I live in a rain forest
guess what? it's raining
by Betty LeBomb
It's funny you know
energy it takes to spam
might just get you laid
by Betty LeBomb
Wielding the bottle
a crystal clear exodus
cheap vodka repent
by Betty LeBomb
wielding the vacuum
like my personal aardvark
kitchen ants repent
by ash
Mood lifting salmon
Omega-3 fat acids
Dancing bear picnic
by Lush
No better love than
when a man lays down his wife
for another man
by Tristan of Vermont
No greater love than
that when a man may lay down
his wife for his friend.
by Swinger of anytime, anyplace, anywhere
jesus on a cross
redemption through suffering
heaven on a stick
by ash
To lay down your life
A deeper love has no man
For all of mankind
by Did I really write that?
Boy have you got lost
Want common sense from this site?
You need to get help
by William Nippress
oh ash please stop writing
you do not know how
it hurts my good coomon sense
by Anonymous Poet
ah condescension
superiority's gift
to inferiors
by ash
Always remember
To mock those less fortunate
Than you are yourself
by Anonymous Poet
I am only one,
I cannot do everything,
But can do something.
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Our shared perversions
Provoke animadversions
From priggish virgins
by Lush
Berlin, wall down, free.
My heart is Jericho besieged
He loves my walls down
by fabulosa liberata
Hedonistic thoughts
Can I change my name to Lord?
by Anonymous Poet
Some days you're lucy,
sometimes Charlie Brown--today,
I am the football.
by Tristan of Vermont
i sit bored in chair
the backrest cuts in my back
ouch it hurts a lot
by the shoe tier of latin class
Hamburgers ketchup
mustard lettuce diversity
wade the velvet sea
by the masked bandit of latin class
the running noses
splattering boogers on me
i wipe my face, clean
by The Fattest Dwarf of latin class
Great zabadooey
A leg end in his own mind
Mine too come to that
(that
by Not a spelling mistake
Oh how true my friend
I always bow before him
As I press delete
by Janis of Toronto
great zabadooey
more famous than one can say
he's better than god
by ash
Motha-Fuckin' bitch-ass
bullshit nigga stank shit
fuck, ass and twat.
by Anonymous Poet
