Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77386 Haiku later...

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Haiku # 35497, April 14, 2006 8:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35496, April 14, 2006 8:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Well, well ... Crimson Mind
Fibonacci sequence, eh?
Cardinal notion.
Haiku # 35495, April 14, 2006 8:27 pm ET
by Lush
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Haiku # 35494, April 14, 2006 8:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35493, April 14, 2006 8:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It Goes Like This: 0-1-1-2-3-5-8


Fibs.
Terse.
Defined.
Six lines long.
Twenty syllables.
How you use them is up to you.
Haiku # 35492, April 14, 2006 5:25 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Tarsal stigmata
Holes in feet awash in blood
A lawn dart mishap
Haiku # 35491, April 14, 2006 4:52 pm ET
by Lush
Live one's life fully
Life's a daring adventure
So enjoy the trip
Haiku # 35490, April 14, 2006 4:33 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
holy fucking shit
son of a god damn bitch
i stubbed my big toe
Haiku # 35489, April 14, 2006 2:59 am ET
by mr haiku of japan
my girl sitz at my khmphewter
she be programming stuff
writing me haikus
Haiku # 35488, April 14, 2006 2:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh dear nevermind
oh dear nevermind
nevermind
Haiku # 35487, April 14, 2006 2:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
xxx I craveth LeBomb xxx
xxx A shared Sharpie fulfillment xxx
xxx Marry me Betty xxx
by lush
Haiku # 35486, April 14, 2006 2:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lush and crimson are
too good
the rest could improve
Haiku # 35485, April 14, 2006 2:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some wasters below.
Street beggars on Bad Haiku,
toss the dime of null.
Haiku # 35484, April 14, 2006 12:46 am ET
by Haiku seeker of Civilization
silly rotten bot
I will take all your spam-ku
and fill in my own
Haiku # 35483, April 13, 2006 7:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35482, April 13, 2006 7:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35481, April 13, 2006 7:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35480, April 13, 2006 7:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Life goes by too fast
It only hurts when I laugh
Saved the best for last
Haiku # 35479, April 13, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Alleviated
Castration anxiety
With my concrete briefs
Haiku # 35478, April 13, 2006 4:27 pm ET
by Lush
in a forest hike
nature surrounds like a dike
keeping culture out
Haiku # 35477, April 13, 2006 1:57 pm ET
by john barleycorn of somewhere in georgia on the AT
sticky fluid yum
soda pop, syrup and cum
on a big fat bum
Haiku # 35476, April 13, 2006 1:54 pm ET
by baker of georgia
Some odd things we do
I love getting in a lift
Shouting going down
(Whilst looking a woman straight in the eyes)
Haiku # 35475, April 13, 2006 10:52 am ET
by Dirty old man
my local pimp says
you can't keep a good hoedown
without enough cash
Haiku # 35474, April 13, 2006 9:59 am ET
by ash
I thought a hoedown
Had something to do with the ...
... oh dear, nevermind
Haiku # 35473, April 13, 2006 9:26 am ET
by Janis
I thought a hoedown
Was a drunken country-dance?
Turns out I was wrong
Haiku # 35472, April 13, 2006 7:20 am ET
by Disillusioned dancer
I thought a hoedown
Was pulled between vegetables?
It turns out I
Haiku # 35471, April 13, 2006 7:16 am ET
by Disillusioned gardener
who laid whose
hoedown for another mon
please enlighten us all
Haiku # 35470, April 13, 2006 6:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
who laid down whose
wife for another mon
please enlighten us all
Haiku # 35469, April 13, 2006 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm slowly molding
I live in a rain forest
guess what? it's raining
Haiku # 35468, April 13, 2006 3:20 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
It's funny you know
energy it takes to spam
might just get you laid
Haiku # 35467, April 13, 2006 3:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Wielding the bottle
a crystal clear exodus
cheap vodka repent
Haiku # 35466, April 13, 2006 3:12 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
wielding the vacuum
like my personal aardvark
kitchen ants repent
Haiku # 35465, April 13, 2006 1:16 am ET
by ash
Mood lifting salmon
Omega-3 fat acids
Dancing bear picnic
Haiku # 35464, April 12, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Lush
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Haiku # 35463, April 12, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35462, April 12, 2006 3:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35461, April 12, 2006 3:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35460, April 12, 2006 3:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 35459, April 12, 2006 3:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No better love than
when a man lays down his wife
for another man
Haiku # 35458, April 12, 2006 11:45 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
No greater love than
that when a man may lay down
his wife for his friend.
Haiku # 35457, April 12, 2006 9:56 am ET
by Swinger of anytime, anyplace, anywhere
jesus on a cross
redemption through suffering
heaven on a stick
Haiku # 35456, April 12, 2006 9:40 am ET
by ash
To lay down your life
A deeper love has no man
For all of mankind
Haiku # 35455, April 12, 2006 8:46 am ET
by Did I really write that?
Boy have you got lost
Want common sense from this site?
You need to get help
Haiku # 35454, April 12, 2006 8:33 am ET
by William Nippress
oh ash please stop writing
you do not know how
it hurts my good coomon sense
Haiku # 35453, April 12, 2006 1:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah condescension
superiority's gift
to inferiors
Haiku # 35452, April 12, 2006 1:18 am ET
by ash
Always remember
To mock those less fortunate
Than you are yourself
Haiku # 35451, April 11, 2006 8:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am only one,
I cannot do everything,
But can do something.
Haiku # 35450, April 11, 2006 4:10 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Our shared perversions
Provoke animadversions
From priggish virgins
Haiku # 35449, April 11, 2006 3:34 pm ET
by Lush
Berlin, wall down, free.
My heart is Jericho besieged
He loves my walls down
Haiku # 35448, April 11, 2006 2:53 pm ET
by fabulosa liberata
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