Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77386 Haiku later...

Cool moon lit night
On fjords edge Erica stands
Dressed in wonder and awe
Haiku # 35534, April 17, 2006 10:22 am ET
by bobo of Australia
I feel
I die
Haiku # 35533, April 17, 2006 10:02 am ET
by Guest of Australia
Reese's pieces: yum
In my stomach: unstable
Rad'ate: glucose death
Haiku # 35532, April 16, 2006 9:01 pm ET
by Simply Philanges of some fingers
Your wry sacrilege
Will make a pithy magnet
For my Kenmore fridge
Haiku # 35531, April 16, 2006 8:42 pm ET
by Lush
blasphemy is wrong
we're all going to rot in hell
when we die laughing
Haiku # 35530, April 16, 2006 8:01 pm ET
by ash
Jesus is so cool
He is born, I get presents
He dies, I get Peeps
Haiku # 35529, April 16, 2006 7:29 pm ET
by Sister Mary Veronica of the Veil of Asheville, NC
NULL
Haiku # 35528, April 16, 2006 7:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35527, April 16, 2006 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35526, April 16, 2006 5:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35525, April 16, 2006 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35524, April 16, 2006 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35523, April 16, 2006 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Our Easter service
Like hollow chocolate bunny
Empty - bad for you
Haiku # 35522, April 16, 2006 10:56 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
First Sunday after
First full moon after vernal
equinox - Yeah. Right...
Haiku # 35521, April 16, 2006 10:50 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
'Undead Messiah'
'Zombie Jesus' thing is sick
And really funny
Haiku # 35520, April 16, 2006 10:44 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
that's so demonic
i surmise that you're a goth
or just sick like us
Haiku # 35519, April 16, 2006 8:06 am ET
by ash
Feast on blood and flesh
and worship the living dead
crawled out of the tomb.
Haiku # 35518, April 16, 2006 7:09 am ET
by Easter Bunny
not the messiah
'cos i can't walk on water
i just boogie board
Haiku # 35517, April 16, 2006 7:02 am ET
by ash
Easter - 'Hot crossed-buns'
On sale in the gay ghetto
Where do you file that?
Haiku # 35516, April 15, 2006 10:10 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
When you 'hang' a man
Irregular verb; past tense
He is 'hanged', not 'hung'
Haiku # 35515, April 15, 2006 9:37 pm ET
by Brady of Thompson
Israeli dairy
The "Cheeses of Nazareth"
Jesus, that's KraftyTM
Haiku # 35514, April 15, 2006 9:28 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Three hung out to die
Two for crimes they did commit
One for all of us.
Haiku # 35513, April 15, 2006 9:03 pm ET
by Ryan of Korea
jesus is risen
i got up a bit later
sleeping in's heaven
Haiku # 35512, April 15, 2006 6:08 pm ET
by ash
NULL
Haiku # 35511, April 15, 2006 4:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35510, April 15, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35509, April 15, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35508, April 15, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35507, April 15, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What is the half-life
Of a Tehran centrifuge?
Iran's oil bourse?
Haiku # 35506, April 15, 2006 12:11 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
This obfuscation
Science and art - or perhaps
I'm not being clear
Haiku # 35505, April 15, 2006 12:06 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Resurrection cult
Holidays are great - you get:
Blood; nails; chocolate
Haiku # 35504, April 15, 2006 11:59 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Today I discard:
My religion- my belief
Honest. Swear to God.
Haiku # 35503, April 15, 2006 11:30 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Site
Is
Getting
Spammed by bots
Now I have to write
Script to see if poet's human
Haiku # 35502, April 15, 2006 10:29 am ET
by Janis
Nice
New
Syntax
Interesting
Fibonacci is
The name of the haiku server
Haiku # 35501, April 15, 2006 10:22 am ET
by Janis
seven in the last
new to this form of writing
add damned to that line
Haiku # 35500, April 14, 2006 9:56 pm ET
by ash
lies
lies
and lies
our "leaders"
the cole enquiry
who voted for these damned people ?

Haiku # 35499, April 14, 2006 9:34 pm ET
by ash (bad government)
NULL
Haiku # 35498, April 14, 2006 8:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35497, April 14, 2006 8:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35496, April 14, 2006 8:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Well, well ... Crimson Mind
Fibonacci sequence, eh?
Cardinal notion.
Haiku # 35495, April 14, 2006 8:27 pm ET
by Lush
NULL
Haiku # 35494, April 14, 2006 8:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35493, April 14, 2006 8:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It Goes Like This: 0-1-1-2-3-5-8


Fibs.
Terse.
Defined.
Six lines long.
Twenty syllables.
How you use them is up to you.
Haiku # 35492, April 14, 2006 5:25 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Tarsal stigmata
Holes in feet awash in blood
A lawn dart mishap
Haiku # 35491, April 14, 2006 4:52 pm ET
by Lush
Live one's life fully
Life's a daring adventure
So enjoy the trip
Haiku # 35490, April 14, 2006 4:33 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
holy fucking shit
son of a god damn bitch
i stubbed my big toe
Haiku # 35489, April 14, 2006 2:59 am ET
by mr haiku of japan
my girl sitz at my khmphewter
she be programming stuff
writing me haikus
Haiku # 35488, April 14, 2006 2:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh dear nevermind
oh dear nevermind
nevermind
Haiku # 35487, April 14, 2006 2:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
xxx I craveth LeBomb xxx
xxx A shared Sharpie fulfillment xxx
xxx Marry me Betty xxx
by lush
Haiku # 35486, April 14, 2006 2:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lush and crimson are
too good
the rest could improve
Haiku # 35485, April 14, 2006 2:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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