Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

All the words in text
Sent purposefully to me
How could she say them?
*
I
Haiku # 35584, April 19, 2006 10:02 am ET
by MMM
Hurting wounded pain
No mater how caringly
You die a little
*
My hopes are dashed
The uniqueness not enough
Only I Valued
*
I
Haiku # 35583, April 19, 2006 6:17 am ET
by MMM
angry cunts roar loud,
sheer boob mass trampling the streets,
when will they shut up?
Haiku # 35582, April 19, 2006 3:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Morons cast their votes.
American Idiots
Sell shitty records.
Haiku # 35581, April 18, 2006 9:00 pm ET
by Lush
Mommy and dad yell
They leave me in an alley
Worst birthday ever
Haiku # 35580, April 18, 2006 7:13 pm ET
by cools mcgoo
Slow algorithm,
His languid computer soars.
Lost wave, lost machine
Haiku # 35579, April 18, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Janis
Pixellated beach,
His mournful explosion swims.
Weird tree, odd function
Haiku # 35578, April 18, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Apathy grips me
Seventeen syllables man?
Suck my big fat cock!
Haiku # 35577, April 18, 2006 5:47 pm ET
by koyaanisqatsi of is key to selling your home
Black apparatus,
This random monitor shines.
Blunt brook, low colour
Haiku # 35576, April 18, 2006 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some old, not jagged,
Keith comes to the hard function.
Her red chaos sings.
Haiku # 35575, April 18, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Far, confused, dying,
No one arises. The dude climbs,
Retiring, climbing.
Haiku # 35574, April 18, 2006 4:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Not dead, but grotesque,
Diane comes to the planet.
My blue colour spins.
Haiku # 35573, April 18, 2006 4:56 pm ET
by Heidi
Slightly tight, but dark,
Sheila hears entire quick barks.
Raging, it withdraws.
Haiku # 35572, April 18, 2006 4:54 pm ET
by Debbie
Marching towards the
future. Leaving the history
way back in the dust
Haiku # 35571, April 18, 2006 4:09 pm ET
by Bobbie
History repeats
itself; That's one of the things
wrong with history


- Thanks to Clarence Darrow
for the inspiration
Haiku # 35570, April 18, 2006 2:10 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
puppies procreate
glaciers capture roughly, blunt
bat smiling lions
Haiku # 35569, April 18, 2006 2:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hunted rain clashes.
Badly, the your knights carouse.
Stupidity walks.
Haiku # 35568, April 18, 2006 1:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A strange profile sings.
Flowers hate the burned arrows.
Gold feared hairs retire.
Haiku # 35567, April 18, 2006 1:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The dogs leave wonder.
A perfumed duet returns.
The unknown fish work.
Haiku # 35566, April 18, 2006 1:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just had four days off
We spent it avoiding God
Another Easter
Haiku # 35565, April 18, 2006 8:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
And what happened next
Tales
Of Sodom and Gom.
Haiku # 35564, April 18, 2006 8:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Betty, whose girl was it
Am curious to know
Was it you hon
Haiku # 35563, April 18, 2006 8:32 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
busily submit
even when there's nothing there
non-product.moment
Haiku # 35562, April 18, 2006 8:30 am ET
by ash
machines for haiku
a new movement is growing
replace all the ads
Haiku # 35561, April 18, 2006 8:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Beautiful mix tape
culminated tonight with
finger in the bum
Haiku # 35560, April 18, 2006 1:42 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
All healthy living.
Natural ingredients.
I eat cannibals.
Haiku # 35559, April 18, 2006 12:43 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
I am what I am.
What you see is what you get.
Take it or leave it.
Haiku # 35558, April 18, 2006 12:42 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
Breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.
Twinkies and Tang: served!
Haiku # 35557, April 18, 2006 12:40 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
Today is the last
day of the rest of your life.
You think about that.
Haiku # 35556, April 18, 2006 12:38 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
The pressure is on.
What will be your last words? Mine:
"I feel so alive!
Haiku # 35555, April 18, 2006 12:34 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
there's nothing too loose
when you've got nothing to lose
tighten it, anon
Haiku # 35554, April 17, 2006 10:00 pm ET
by ash
shocking puppetry
wiki was there before you
leaving no holds barred
Haiku # 35553, April 17, 2006 9:35 pm ET
by ash
With my hand up there,
you are my "kermit the frog."
Now squeal like a pig.
Haiku # 35552, April 17, 2006 9:07 pm ET
by Wolf
Ryan holds the buns.
We whip them at Mrs. Smith
from across the yard.
Haiku # 35551, April 17, 2006 9:01 pm ET
by Wolf
Cat smells like old rug.
Matted fur peers from my steak,
and this I now purge.
Haiku # 35550, April 17, 2006 8:57 pm ET
by Wolf
World's best song title?
Umm ... "Jesus Built My Hotrod."
Thank you, Ministry.
Haiku # 35549, April 17, 2006 7:13 pm ET
by Lush
I should have told you
Ash, that i added that word
to your fib poem
:-)
Haiku # 35548, April 17, 2006 7:12 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
The birds have attacked
Just like in the Hitchcock films
No mercy on plants
Haiku # 35547, April 17, 2006 7:11 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Another season
The Leafs sucking for all time
Poor old Mats Sundin
Haiku # 35546, April 17, 2006 7:08 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Trade Liberty for
Security, and you get
neither of them George


- Thanks to Ben Franklin (1706-1790)
for the inspiration for this Haiku.
Haiku # 35545, April 17, 2006 6:43 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, Az
how for to go there
it's really fundamental
place to place and back
Haiku # 35544, April 17, 2006 6:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
whether tis nobler
in the mind to suffer the
slings and arrows of ...
Haiku # 35543, April 17, 2006 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what then shall we do
if there is nothing left and
nothing left to loose
Haiku # 35542, April 17, 2006 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Another day and
another dollar or so
the story is told
Haiku # 35541, April 17, 2006 6:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
How to write haiku
it's pretty fundamental
to this existence
Haiku # 35540, April 17, 2006 6:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
New.
Nice.
Growing
dimension
creativity.
Here's a tribute to Crimson Mind.
Haiku # 35539, April 17, 2006 5:12 pm ET
by Demmahom of UK


Thanks
Ash
Janis
Your kind words
About the Fib-ku
Were very appreciated


Haiku # 35538, April 17, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
albino squirrel,
with a tiny light sabre,
sits on the brown rock.
Haiku # 35537, April 17, 2006 2:34 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
I do feel sorry--
someone forgot to tell you
white guys dont wear dreads.
Haiku # 35536, April 17, 2006 2:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is no right way
to say
poop.
Haiku # 35535, April 17, 2006 2:24 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
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