Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

Ryan holds the buns.
We whip them at Mrs. Smith
from across the yard.
Haiku # 35551, April 17, 2006 9:01 pm ET
by Wolf
Cat smells like old rug.
Matted fur peers from my steak,
and this I now purge.
Haiku # 35550, April 17, 2006 8:57 pm ET
by Wolf
World's best song title?
Umm ... "Jesus Built My Hotrod."
Thank you, Ministry.
Haiku # 35549, April 17, 2006 7:13 pm ET
by Lush
I should have told you
Ash, that i added that word
to your fib poem
:-)
Haiku # 35548, April 17, 2006 7:12 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
The birds have attacked
Just like in the Hitchcock films
No mercy on plants
Haiku # 35547, April 17, 2006 7:11 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Another season
The Leafs sucking for all time
Poor old Mats Sundin
Haiku # 35546, April 17, 2006 7:08 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Trade Liberty for
Security, and you get
neither of them George


- Thanks to Ben Franklin (1706-1790)
for the inspiration for this Haiku.
Haiku # 35545, April 17, 2006 6:43 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, Az
how for to go there
it's really fundamental
place to place and back
Haiku # 35544, April 17, 2006 6:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
whether tis nobler
in the mind to suffer the
slings and arrows of ...
Haiku # 35543, April 17, 2006 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what then shall we do
if there is nothing left and
nothing left to loose
Haiku # 35542, April 17, 2006 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Another day and
another dollar or so
the story is told
Haiku # 35541, April 17, 2006 6:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
How to write haiku
it's pretty fundamental
to this existence
Haiku # 35540, April 17, 2006 6:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
New.
Nice.
Growing
dimension
creativity.
Here's a tribute to Crimson Mind.
Haiku # 35539, April 17, 2006 5:12 pm ET
by Demmahom of UK


Thanks
Ash
Janis
Your kind words
About the Fib-ku
Were very appreciated


Haiku # 35538, April 17, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
albino squirrel,
with a tiny light sabre,
sits on the brown rock.
Haiku # 35537, April 17, 2006 2:34 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
I do feel sorry--
someone forgot to tell you
white guys dont wear dreads.
Haiku # 35536, April 17, 2006 2:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is no right way
to say
poop.
Haiku # 35535, April 17, 2006 2:24 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Cool moon lit night
On fjords edge Erica stands
Dressed in wonder and awe
Haiku # 35534, April 17, 2006 10:22 am ET
by bobo of Australia
I feel
I die
Haiku # 35533, April 17, 2006 10:02 am ET
by Guest of Australia
Reese's pieces: yum
In my stomach: unstable
Rad'ate: glucose death
Haiku # 35532, April 16, 2006 9:01 pm ET
by Simply Philanges of some fingers
Your wry sacrilege
Will make a pithy magnet
For my Kenmore fridge
Haiku # 35531, April 16, 2006 8:42 pm ET
by Lush
blasphemy is wrong
we're all going to rot in hell
when we die laughing
Haiku # 35530, April 16, 2006 8:01 pm ET
by ash
Jesus is so cool
He is born, I get presents
He dies, I get Peeps
Haiku # 35529, April 16, 2006 7:29 pm ET
by Sister Mary Veronica of the Veil of Asheville, NC
NULL
Haiku # 35528, April 16, 2006 7:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35527, April 16, 2006 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35526, April 16, 2006 5:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35525, April 16, 2006 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35524, April 16, 2006 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35523, April 16, 2006 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Our Easter service
Like hollow chocolate bunny
Empty - bad for you
Haiku # 35522, April 16, 2006 10:56 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
First Sunday after
First full moon after vernal
equinox - Yeah. Right...
Haiku # 35521, April 16, 2006 10:50 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
'Undead Messiah'
'Zombie Jesus' thing is sick
And really funny
Haiku # 35520, April 16, 2006 10:44 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
that's so demonic
i surmise that you're a goth
or just sick like us
Haiku # 35519, April 16, 2006 8:06 am ET
by ash
Feast on blood and flesh
and worship the living dead
crawled out of the tomb.
Haiku # 35518, April 16, 2006 7:09 am ET
by Easter Bunny
not the messiah
'cos i can't walk on water
i just boogie board
Haiku # 35517, April 16, 2006 7:02 am ET
by ash
Easter - 'Hot crossed-buns'
On sale in the gay ghetto
Where do you file that?
Haiku # 35516, April 15, 2006 10:10 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
When you 'hang' a man
Irregular verb; past tense
He is 'hanged', not 'hung'
Haiku # 35515, April 15, 2006 9:37 pm ET
by Brady of Thompson
Israeli dairy
The "Cheeses of Nazareth"
Jesus, that's KraftyTM
Haiku # 35514, April 15, 2006 9:28 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Three hung out to die
Two for crimes they did commit
One for all of us.
Haiku # 35513, April 15, 2006 9:03 pm ET
by Ryan of Korea
jesus is risen
i got up a bit later
sleeping in's heaven
Haiku # 35512, April 15, 2006 6:08 pm ET
by ash
NULL
Haiku # 35511, April 15, 2006 4:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35510, April 15, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35509, April 15, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35508, April 15, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35507, April 15, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What is the half-life
Of a Tehran centrifuge?
Iran's oil bourse?
Haiku # 35506, April 15, 2006 12:11 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
This obfuscation
Science and art - or perhaps
I'm not being clear
Haiku # 35505, April 15, 2006 12:06 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Resurrection cult
Holidays are great - you get:
Blood; nails; chocolate
Haiku # 35504, April 15, 2006 11:59 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Today I discard:
My religion- my belief
Honest. Swear to God.
Haiku # 35503, April 15, 2006 11:30 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Site
Is
Getting
Spammed by bots
Now I have to write
Script to see if poet's human
Haiku # 35502, April 15, 2006 10:29 am ET
by Janis
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