Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 14 Days and 77386 Haiku later...

Feast on blood and flesh
and worship the living dead
crawled out of the tomb.
Haiku # 35518, April 16, 2006 7:09 am ET
by Easter Bunny
not the messiah
'cos i can't walk on water
i just boogie board
Haiku # 35517, April 16, 2006 7:02 am ET
by ash
Easter - 'Hot crossed-buns'
On sale in the gay ghetto
Where do you file that?
Haiku # 35516, April 15, 2006 10:10 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
When you 'hang' a man
Irregular verb; past tense
He is 'hanged', not 'hung'
Haiku # 35515, April 15, 2006 9:37 pm ET
by Brady of Thompson
Israeli dairy
The "Cheeses of Nazareth"
Jesus, that's KraftyTM
Haiku # 35514, April 15, 2006 9:28 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Three hung out to die
Two for crimes they did commit
One for all of us.
Haiku # 35513, April 15, 2006 9:03 pm ET
by Ryan of Korea
jesus is risen
i got up a bit later
sleeping in's heaven
Haiku # 35512, April 15, 2006 6:08 pm ET
by ash
NULL
Haiku # 35511, April 15, 2006 4:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35510, April 15, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35509, April 15, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35508, April 15, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35507, April 15, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What is the half-life
Of a Tehran centrifuge?
Iran's oil bourse?
Haiku # 35506, April 15, 2006 12:11 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
This obfuscation
Science and art - or perhaps
I'm not being clear
Haiku # 35505, April 15, 2006 12:06 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Resurrection cult
Holidays are great - you get:
Blood; nails; chocolate
Haiku # 35504, April 15, 2006 11:59 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Today I discard:
My religion- my belief
Honest. Swear to God.
Haiku # 35503, April 15, 2006 11:30 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Site
Is
Getting
Spammed by bots
Now I have to write
Script to see if poet's human
Haiku # 35502, April 15, 2006 10:29 am ET
by Janis
Nice
New
Syntax
Interesting
Fibonacci is
The name of the haiku server
Haiku # 35501, April 15, 2006 10:22 am ET
by Janis
seven in the last
new to this form of writing
add damned to that line
Haiku # 35500, April 14, 2006 9:56 pm ET
by ash
lies
lies
and lies
our "leaders"
the cole enquiry
who voted for these damned people ?

Haiku # 35499, April 14, 2006 9:34 pm ET
by ash (bad government)
NULL
Haiku # 35498, April 14, 2006 8:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35497, April 14, 2006 8:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35496, April 14, 2006 8:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Well, well ... Crimson Mind
Fibonacci sequence, eh?
Cardinal notion.
Haiku # 35495, April 14, 2006 8:27 pm ET
by Lush
NULL
Haiku # 35494, April 14, 2006 8:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35493, April 14, 2006 8:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It Goes Like This: 0-1-1-2-3-5-8


Fibs.
Terse.
Defined.
Six lines long.
Twenty syllables.
How you use them is up to you.
Haiku # 35492, April 14, 2006 5:25 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Tarsal stigmata
Holes in feet awash in blood
A lawn dart mishap
Haiku # 35491, April 14, 2006 4:52 pm ET
by Lush
Live one's life fully
Life's a daring adventure
So enjoy the trip
Haiku # 35490, April 14, 2006 4:33 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
holy fucking shit
son of a god damn bitch
i stubbed my big toe
Haiku # 35489, April 14, 2006 2:59 am ET
by mr haiku of japan
my girl sitz at my khmphewter
she be programming stuff
writing me haikus
Haiku # 35488, April 14, 2006 2:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh dear nevermind
oh dear nevermind
nevermind
Haiku # 35487, April 14, 2006 2:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
xxx I craveth LeBomb xxx
xxx A shared Sharpie fulfillment xxx
xxx Marry me Betty xxx
by lush
Haiku # 35486, April 14, 2006 2:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lush and crimson are
too good
the rest could improve
Haiku # 35485, April 14, 2006 2:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some wasters below.
Street beggars on Bad Haiku,
toss the dime of null.
Haiku # 35484, April 14, 2006 12:46 am ET
by Haiku seeker of Civilization
silly rotten bot
I will take all your spam-ku
and fill in my own
Haiku # 35483, April 13, 2006 7:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35482, April 13, 2006 7:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35481, April 13, 2006 7:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35480, April 13, 2006 7:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Life goes by too fast
It only hurts when I laugh
Saved the best for last
Haiku # 35479, April 13, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Alleviated
Castration anxiety
With my concrete briefs
Haiku # 35478, April 13, 2006 4:27 pm ET
by Lush
in a forest hike
nature surrounds like a dike
keeping culture out
Haiku # 35477, April 13, 2006 1:57 pm ET
by john barleycorn of somewhere in georgia on the AT
sticky fluid yum
soda pop, syrup and cum
on a big fat bum
Haiku # 35476, April 13, 2006 1:54 pm ET
by baker of georgia
Some odd things we do
I love getting in a lift
Shouting going down
(Whilst looking a woman straight in the eyes)
Haiku # 35475, April 13, 2006 10:52 am ET
by Dirty old man
my local pimp says
you can't keep a good hoedown
without enough cash
Haiku # 35474, April 13, 2006 9:59 am ET
by ash
I thought a hoedown
Had something to do with the ...
... oh dear, nevermind
Haiku # 35473, April 13, 2006 9:26 am ET
by Janis
I thought a hoedown
Was a drunken country-dance?
Turns out I was wrong
Haiku # 35472, April 13, 2006 7:20 am ET
by Disillusioned dancer
I thought a hoedown
Was pulled between vegetables?
It turns out I
Haiku # 35471, April 13, 2006 7:16 am ET
by Disillusioned gardener
who laid whose
hoedown for another mon
please enlighten us all
Haiku # 35470, April 13, 2006 6:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
who laid down whose
wife for another mon
please enlighten us all
Haiku # 35469, April 13, 2006 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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