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28 Years, 14 Days and 77386 Haiku later...



Thanks
Ash
Janis
Your kind words
About the Fib-ku
Were very appreciated


Haiku # 35538, April 17, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
albino squirrel,
with a tiny light sabre,
sits on the brown rock.
Haiku # 35537, April 17, 2006 2:34 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
I do feel sorry--
someone forgot to tell you
white guys dont wear dreads.
Haiku # 35536, April 17, 2006 2:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is no right way
to say
poop.
Haiku # 35535, April 17, 2006 2:24 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Cool moon lit night
On fjords edge Erica stands
Dressed in wonder and awe
Haiku # 35534, April 17, 2006 10:22 am ET
by bobo of Australia
I feel
I die
Haiku # 35533, April 17, 2006 10:02 am ET
by Guest of Australia
Reese's pieces: yum
In my stomach: unstable
Rad'ate: glucose death
Haiku # 35532, April 16, 2006 9:01 pm ET
by Simply Philanges of some fingers
Your wry sacrilege
Will make a pithy magnet
For my Kenmore fridge
Haiku # 35531, April 16, 2006 8:42 pm ET
by Lush
blasphemy is wrong
we're all going to rot in hell
when we die laughing
Haiku # 35530, April 16, 2006 8:01 pm ET
by ash
Jesus is so cool
He is born, I get presents
He dies, I get Peeps
Haiku # 35529, April 16, 2006 7:29 pm ET
by Sister Mary Veronica of the Veil of Asheville, NC
NULL
Haiku # 35528, April 16, 2006 7:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35527, April 16, 2006 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35526, April 16, 2006 5:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35525, April 16, 2006 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35524, April 16, 2006 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35523, April 16, 2006 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Our Easter service
Like hollow chocolate bunny
Empty - bad for you
Haiku # 35522, April 16, 2006 10:56 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
First Sunday after
First full moon after vernal
equinox - Yeah. Right...
Haiku # 35521, April 16, 2006 10:50 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
'Undead Messiah'
'Zombie Jesus' thing is sick
And really funny
Haiku # 35520, April 16, 2006 10:44 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
that's so demonic
i surmise that you're a goth
or just sick like us
Haiku # 35519, April 16, 2006 8:06 am ET
by ash
Feast on blood and flesh
and worship the living dead
crawled out of the tomb.
Haiku # 35518, April 16, 2006 7:09 am ET
by Easter Bunny
not the messiah
'cos i can't walk on water
i just boogie board
Haiku # 35517, April 16, 2006 7:02 am ET
by ash
Easter - 'Hot crossed-buns'
On sale in the gay ghetto
Where do you file that?
Haiku # 35516, April 15, 2006 10:10 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
When you 'hang' a man
Irregular verb; past tense
He is 'hanged', not 'hung'
Haiku # 35515, April 15, 2006 9:37 pm ET
by Brady of Thompson
Israeli dairy
The "Cheeses of Nazareth"
Jesus, that's KraftyTM
Haiku # 35514, April 15, 2006 9:28 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Three hung out to die
Two for crimes they did commit
One for all of us.
Haiku # 35513, April 15, 2006 9:03 pm ET
by Ryan of Korea
jesus is risen
i got up a bit later
sleeping in's heaven
Haiku # 35512, April 15, 2006 6:08 pm ET
by ash
NULL
Haiku # 35511, April 15, 2006 4:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35510, April 15, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35509, April 15, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35508, April 15, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35507, April 15, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What is the half-life
Of a Tehran centrifuge?
Iran's oil bourse?
Haiku # 35506, April 15, 2006 12:11 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
This obfuscation
Science and art - or perhaps
I'm not being clear
Haiku # 35505, April 15, 2006 12:06 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Resurrection cult
Holidays are great - you get:
Blood; nails; chocolate
Haiku # 35504, April 15, 2006 11:59 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Today I discard:
My religion- my belief
Honest. Swear to God.
Haiku # 35503, April 15, 2006 11:30 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Site
Is
Getting
Spammed by bots
Now I have to write
Script to see if poet's human
Haiku # 35502, April 15, 2006 10:29 am ET
by Janis
Nice
New
Syntax
Interesting
Fibonacci is
The name of the haiku server
Haiku # 35501, April 15, 2006 10:22 am ET
by Janis
seven in the last
new to this form of writing
add damned to that line
Haiku # 35500, April 14, 2006 9:56 pm ET
by ash
lies
lies
and lies
our "leaders"
the cole enquiry
who voted for these damned people ?

Haiku # 35499, April 14, 2006 9:34 pm ET
by ash (bad government)
NULL
Haiku # 35498, April 14, 2006 8:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35497, April 14, 2006 8:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35496, April 14, 2006 8:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Well, well ... Crimson Mind
Fibonacci sequence, eh?
Cardinal notion.
Haiku # 35495, April 14, 2006 8:27 pm ET
by Lush
NULL
Haiku # 35494, April 14, 2006 8:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 35493, April 14, 2006 8:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It Goes Like This: 0-1-1-2-3-5-8


Fibs.
Terse.
Defined.
Six lines long.
Twenty syllables.
How you use them is up to you.
Haiku # 35492, April 14, 2006 5:25 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Tarsal stigmata
Holes in feet awash in blood
A lawn dart mishap
Haiku # 35491, April 14, 2006 4:52 pm ET
by Lush
Live one's life fully
Life's a daring adventure
So enjoy the trip
Haiku # 35490, April 14, 2006 4:33 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
holy fucking shit
son of a god damn bitch
i stubbed my big toe
Haiku # 35489, April 14, 2006 2:59 am ET
by mr haiku of japan
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