Jesus is so cool
He is born, I get presents
He dies, I get Peeps
by Sister Mary Veronica of the Veil of Asheville, NC
Our Easter service
Like hollow chocolate bunny
Empty - bad for you
by Brady of Toronto
First Sunday after
First full moon after vernal
equinox - Yeah. Right...
by Brady of Toronto
'Undead Messiah'
'Zombie Jesus' thing is sick
And really funny
by Brady of Toronto
that's so demonic
i surmise that you're a goth
or just sick like us
by ash
Feast on blood and flesh
and worship the living dead
crawled out of the tomb.
by Easter Bunny
not the messiah
'cos i can't walk on water
i just boogie board
by ash
Easter - 'Hot crossed-buns'
On sale in the gay ghetto
Where do you file that?
by Brady of Toronto
When you 'hang' a man
Irregular verb; past tense
He is 'hanged', not 'hung'
by Brady of Thompson
Israeli dairy
The "Cheeses of Nazareth"
Jesus, that's KraftyTM
by Brady of Toronto
Three hung out to die
Two for crimes they did commit
One for all of us.
by Ryan of Korea
jesus is risen
i got up a bit later
sleeping in's heaven
by ash
What is the half-life
Of a Tehran centrifuge?
Iran's oil bourse?
by Brady of Toronto
This obfuscation
Science and art - or perhaps
I'm not being clear
by Brady of Toronto
Resurrection cult
Holidays are great - you get:
Blood; nails; chocolate
by Brady of Toronto
Today I discard:
My religion- my belief
Honest. Swear to God.
by Brady of Toronto
Site
Is
Getting
Spammed by bots
Now I have to write
Script to see if poet's human
by Janis
Nice
New
Syntax
Interesting
Fibonacci is
The name of the haiku server
by Janis
seven in the last
new to this form of writing
add damned to that line
by ash
lies
lies
and lies
our "leaders"
the cole enquiry
who voted for these damned people ?
by ash (bad government)
Well, well ... Crimson Mind
Fibonacci sequence, eh?
Cardinal notion.
by Lush
It Goes Like This: 0-1-1-2-3-5-8
Fibs.
Terse.
Defined.
Six lines long.
Twenty syllables.
How you use them is up to you.
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Tarsal stigmata
Holes in feet awash in blood
A lawn dart mishap
by Lush
Live one's life fully
Life's a daring adventure
So enjoy the trip
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
holy fucking shit
son of a god damn bitch
i stubbed my big toe
by mr haiku of japan
my girl sitz at my khmphewter
she be programming stuff
writing me haikus
by Anonymous Poet
oh dear nevermind
oh dear nevermind
nevermind
by Anonymous Poet
xxx I craveth LeBomb xxx
xxx A shared Sharpie fulfillment xxx
xxx Marry me Betty xxx
by lush
by Anonymous Poet
lush and crimson are
too good
the rest could improve
by Anonymous Poet
Some wasters below.
Street beggars on Bad Haiku,
toss the dime of null.
by Haiku seeker of Civilization
silly rotten bot
I will take all your spam-ku
and fill in my own
by Anonymous Poet
