Today is the last
day of the rest of your life.
You think about that.
by MyGoodFriend
The pressure is on.
What will be your last words? Mine:
"I feel so alive!
by MyGoodFriend
there's nothing too loose
when you've got nothing to lose
tighten it, anon
by ash
shocking puppetry
wiki was there before you
leaving no holds barred
by ash
With my hand up there,
you are my "kermit the frog."
Now squeal like a pig.
by Wolf
Ryan holds the buns.
We whip them at Mrs. Smith
from across the yard.
by Wolf
Cat smells like old rug.
Matted fur peers from my steak,
and this I now purge.
by Wolf
World's best song title?
Umm ... "Jesus Built My Hotrod."
Thank you, Ministry.
by Lush
I should have told you
Ash, that i added that word
to your fib poem
:-)
by Janis of Toronto
The birds have attacked
Just like in the Hitchcock films
No mercy on plants
by Janis of Toronto
Another season
The Leafs sucking for all time
Poor old Mats Sundin
by Janis of Toronto
Trade Liberty for
Security, and you get
neither of them George
- Thanks to Ben Franklin (1706-1790)
for the inspiration for this Haiku.
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, Az
how for to go there
it's really fundamental
place to place and back
by Anonymous Poet
whether tis nobler
in the mind to suffer the
slings and arrows of ...
by Anonymous Poet
what then shall we do
if there is nothing left and
nothing left to loose
by Anonymous Poet
Another day and
another dollar or so
the story is told
by Anonymous Poet
How to write haiku
it's pretty fundamental
to this existence
by Anonymous Poet
New.
Nice.
Growing
dimension
creativity.
Here's a tribute to Crimson Mind.
by Demmahom of UK
Thanks
Ash
Janis
Your kind words
About the Fib-ku
Were very appreciated
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
albino squirrel,
with a tiny light sabre,
sits on the brown rock.
by Tristan of Vermont
I do feel sorry--
someone forgot to tell you
white guys dont wear dreads.
by Anonymous Poet
There is no right way
to say
poop.
by Tristan of Vermont
Cool moon lit night
On fjords edge Erica stands
Dressed in wonder and awe
by bobo of Australia
I feel
I die
by Guest of Australia
Reese's pieces: yum
In my stomach: unstable
Rad'ate: glucose death
by Simply Philanges of some fingers
Your wry sacrilege
Will make a pithy magnet
For my Kenmore fridge
by Lush
blasphemy is wrong
we're all going to rot in hell
when we die laughing
by ash
Jesus is so cool
He is born, I get presents
He dies, I get Peeps
by Sister Mary Veronica of the Veil of Asheville, NC
Our Easter service
Like hollow chocolate bunny
Empty - bad for you
by Brady of Toronto
First Sunday after
First full moon after vernal
equinox - Yeah. Right...
by Brady of Toronto
'Undead Messiah'
'Zombie Jesus' thing is sick
And really funny
by Brady of Toronto
that's so demonic
i surmise that you're a goth
or just sick like us
by ash
Feast on blood and flesh
and worship the living dead
crawled out of the tomb.
by Easter Bunny
not the messiah
'cos i can't walk on water
i just boogie board
by ash
Easter - 'Hot crossed-buns'
On sale in the gay ghetto
Where do you file that?
by Brady of Toronto
When you 'hang' a man
Irregular verb; past tense
He is 'hanged', not 'hung'
by Brady of Thompson
Israeli dairy
The "Cheeses of Nazareth"
Jesus, that's KraftyTM
by Brady of Toronto
Three hung out to die
Two for crimes they did commit
One for all of us.
by Ryan of Korea
jesus is risen
i got up a bit later
sleeping in's heaven
by ash
