Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

420 is good
Getting high is zen for us
But bong smoke leaves quick
Haiku # 35605, April 20, 2006 6:51 am ET
by Andrew
A bot bottle-neck
pound them through a tiny hole
with a ten pound sledge
Haiku # 35604, April 20, 2006 12:54 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Gas prices soring
Oil company profits up
Kill all the oil men.
Haiku # 35603, April 19, 2006 7:53 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Thunderstorm abates
Awakened by the silence
Prefer dissonance
--Filched, in part, from F.S. Fitzgerald
Haiku # 35602, April 19, 2006 7:38 pm ET
by Lush
Will Shakespeare said
"Kill all the lawyers." I say
"Kill all the bankers."
Haiku # 35601, April 19, 2006 7:37 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Three unrelated
lines. Is it human art, or
as good as machine?
Haiku # 35600, April 19, 2006 6:58 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Added insult... Bank
causes overdraft, then charges
overdraft fee. Fuckers!
Haiku # 35599, April 19, 2006 4:48 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
God Damned Fucking Bank!
Took money out. Don't know why.
Now I'm overdrawn.
Haiku # 35598, April 19, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Today is payday -
For one brief, shining moment
It all seems worthwhile.
Haiku # 35597, April 19, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Code to defeat bot
Is now deployed on the site
Fuck you cialis
Haiku # 35596, April 19, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
This is just a test
If this was a real poem
You would be aflame
Haiku # 35595, April 19, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Janis
mortification
Canadianizations
Payne difficult twine
Haiku # 35594, April 19, 2006 2:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
buttresses fox talks
optically plankton buying
insipid lineup
Haiku # 35593, April 19, 2006 2:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
apologize coops
commodore misguided Bern
systematizes
Haiku # 35592, April 19, 2006 2:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fathered bitch mince
Sophie stoichiometry
bangles intrigue Doc
Haiku # 35591, April 19, 2006 2:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
adulterating
underlined Philippines
disclaimer non tomb
Haiku # 35590, April 19, 2006 2:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
low capacity.
so much wanted, so far, fast,
don't have what you want
*
i stood at the edge
gazed into the precipice
could not leap for faith
*
could not leap for faith:
life is chaos, leaden feet,
no bridge for the gap
*
have no energy
living now, can't see ahead
won't drive round blind bends
*
scenery distracts
takes all my concentration
all capacity
*
my constant is change
i am full of transition.
i cannot commit.
*
acceleration?
not for me; brake in low gear
climbing steep mountains
Haiku # 35589, April 19, 2006 11:56 am ET
by fabulosa sola
my observation
hot squishy sex isn't love
but better than none
Haiku # 35588, April 19, 2006 10:48 am ET
by ash
the two saddest things
are people madly in love
and then out of love
Haiku # 35587, April 19, 2006 10:46 am ET
by ash
reality bites
love claims another victim
welcome to the world
Haiku # 35586, April 19, 2006 10:43 am ET
by ash
God said, "Fiat Lux",
saw the world and said, "That sux!
Satan! Yours, ten bux."
Haiku # 35585, April 19, 2006 10:11 am ET
by Fux Ache
All the words in text
Sent purposefully to me
How could she say them?
*
I
Haiku # 35584, April 19, 2006 10:02 am ET
by MMM
Hurting wounded pain
No mater how caringly
You die a little
*
My hopes are dashed
The uniqueness not enough
Only I Valued
*
I
Haiku # 35583, April 19, 2006 6:17 am ET
by MMM
angry cunts roar loud,
sheer boob mass trampling the streets,
when will they shut up?
Haiku # 35582, April 19, 2006 3:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Morons cast their votes.
American Idiots
Sell shitty records.
Haiku # 35581, April 18, 2006 9:00 pm ET
by Lush
Mommy and dad yell
They leave me in an alley
Worst birthday ever
Haiku # 35580, April 18, 2006 7:13 pm ET
by cools mcgoo
Slow algorithm,
His languid computer soars.
Lost wave, lost machine
Haiku # 35579, April 18, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Janis
Pixellated beach,
His mournful explosion swims.
Weird tree, odd function
Haiku # 35578, April 18, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Apathy grips me
Seventeen syllables man?
Suck my big fat cock!
Haiku # 35577, April 18, 2006 5:47 pm ET
by koyaanisqatsi of is key to selling your home
Black apparatus,
This random monitor shines.
Blunt brook, low colour
Haiku # 35576, April 18, 2006 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some old, not jagged,
Keith comes to the hard function.
Her red chaos sings.
Haiku # 35575, April 18, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Far, confused, dying,
No one arises. The dude climbs,
Retiring, climbing.
Haiku # 35574, April 18, 2006 4:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Not dead, but grotesque,
Diane comes to the planet.
My blue colour spins.
Haiku # 35573, April 18, 2006 4:56 pm ET
by Heidi
Slightly tight, but dark,
Sheila hears entire quick barks.
Raging, it withdraws.
Haiku # 35572, April 18, 2006 4:54 pm ET
by Debbie
Marching towards the
future. Leaving the history
way back in the dust
Haiku # 35571, April 18, 2006 4:09 pm ET
by Bobbie
History repeats
itself; That's one of the things
wrong with history


- Thanks to Clarence Darrow
for the inspiration
Haiku # 35570, April 18, 2006 2:10 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
puppies procreate
glaciers capture roughly, blunt
bat smiling lions
Haiku # 35569, April 18, 2006 2:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hunted rain clashes.
Badly, the your knights carouse.
Stupidity walks.
Haiku # 35568, April 18, 2006 1:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A strange profile sings.
Flowers hate the burned arrows.
Gold feared hairs retire.
Haiku # 35567, April 18, 2006 1:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The dogs leave wonder.
A perfumed duet returns.
The unknown fish work.
Haiku # 35566, April 18, 2006 1:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just had four days off
We spent it avoiding God
Another Easter
Haiku # 35565, April 18, 2006 8:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
And what happened next
Tales
Of Sodom and Gom.
Haiku # 35564, April 18, 2006 8:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Betty, whose girl was it
Am curious to know
Was it you hon
Haiku # 35563, April 18, 2006 8:32 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
busily submit
even when there's nothing there
non-product.moment
Haiku # 35562, April 18, 2006 8:30 am ET
by ash
machines for haiku
a new movement is growing
replace all the ads
Haiku # 35561, April 18, 2006 8:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Beautiful mix tape
culminated tonight with
finger in the bum
Haiku # 35560, April 18, 2006 1:42 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
All healthy living.
Natural ingredients.
I eat cannibals.
Haiku # 35559, April 18, 2006 12:43 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
I am what I am.
What you see is what you get.
Take it or leave it.
Haiku # 35558, April 18, 2006 12:42 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
Breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.
Twinkies and Tang: served!
Haiku # 35557, April 18, 2006 12:40 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
Today is the last
day of the rest of your life.
You think about that.
Haiku # 35556, April 18, 2006 12:38 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
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