Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

Please try to keep it
In a valid haiku form
It's really not hard
Haiku # 35635, April 22, 2006 2:37 pm ET
by Janis
Fairytale Milo
Looking for an exit
This one's for you
Haiku # 35634, April 22, 2006 6:37 am ET
by skylark of redux
"CIA Fires Employee"
Finally something constructive
For the brave only!
Haiku # 35633, April 22, 2006 6:34 am ET
by skylark of redux
Not
The
Absence
Of despair;
The capacity
To move ahead in spite of it
Haiku # 35632, April 21, 2006 6:00 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
She
Said
Goodbye
Like someone
Just renting a room
Left in the night without a word
Haiku # 35631, April 21, 2006 5:50 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
this stupid bot spam
has been replaced with a real
genuine haiku
Haiku # 35630, April 21, 2006 3:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lapis Lazuli
Amulet upon my head
Per, Book of the Dead
Haiku # 35629, April 21, 2006 1:57 pm ET
by Lush
U.S commute time
Twenty five minute average
Me - thirty seconds.
Haiku # 35628, April 21, 2006 10:25 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
Names for a girl child
Paucity and Plethora
So posh, so refined
Haiku # 35627, April 21, 2006 9:57 am ET
by Chaucer
Strawberry Blush lips
Twenty-two years old woman
Skin clear and peach like
*
She cuts my long hair
We talk life
Haiku # 35626, April 21, 2006 9:16 am ET
by I
Iron from a star
Haemoglobin in your blood
So we are stardust
Haiku # 35625, April 21, 2006 7:25 am ET
by Glimpsing forever
Schwarzschild radius
Earth, 5.98 x 1027 g, 0.9 cm.
Sun, 1.989 x 1033 g, 2.9 km
Haiku # 35624, April 21, 2006 7:18 am ET
by Glimpsing forever
Your soft lips on mine
In an intimate embrace
Singularity
Haiku # 35623, April 21, 2006 7:11 am ET
by Sworchilds radius
Firm body smooth skin
Tasting you, holding you tight
Curves traced by my hand
Haiku # 35622, April 21, 2006 7:05 am ET
by Conundrum
sherbs shittin
shittin suck up
no good reason
Haiku # 35621, April 21, 2006 6:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sometimes I get close
To finding the key answer
But what
Haiku # 35620, April 21, 2006 6:15 am ET
by Conundrum
Missing from my bed
The warmth and smell of females
God I
Haiku # 35619, April 21, 2006 6:07 am ET
by Enforced celibacy
Mystery to me
I do not know what life is
Only to live well
*
Am I out of step?
World
Haiku # 35618, April 21, 2006 5:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Attacking beliefs
Is not koyaanisqatsi
Not the Hopi way
Haiku # 35617, April 21, 2006 5:40 am ET
by The natural way
Finding oneself lost
Life
Haiku # 35616, April 21, 2006 5:22 am ET
by MMM
Cunting Christians!
Shove your Bible up your arse;
It sticks in my throat.
Haiku # 35615, April 20, 2006 8:09 pm ET
by koyaanisqatsi of your mums fanny
I'm not a poet
Just a disgruntled high tech
Worker with keyboard
Haiku # 35614, April 20, 2006 4:23 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Feces in storage
Fertilizer for the id
Anal retention
Haiku # 35613, April 20, 2006 3:05 pm ET
by Lush
dux berlusconi
power off button missing
die motherfucker
Haiku # 35612, April 20, 2006 2:33 pm ET
by just insulting of austria
unsure what love is
i know dreams become nightmares
i still get flashbacks
*
emotionally
exhausted by fighting hard
to find who i am
*
not enough of me
discovered to make enough
to know who i am
*
Haiku # 35611, April 20, 2006 1:09 pm ET
by fabulosa sola
Haiku # 35610, April 20, 2006 11:44 am ET
by asa
Written by machine
The cold unfeeling poets
Of future lifetimes
Haiku # 35609, April 20, 2006 10:05 am ET
by Janis
Sorry, I
Haiku # 35608, April 20, 2006 8:48 am ET
by MMM
Lost something special
Unique relationships gone
For such a small price
*
What did I offer?
I gave you understanding
Love and devotion
*
You gave me some words
A relationship virgin?
Presumably yes
*
You need constancy
First sign of difficulty
You just ran straight out
Haiku # 35607, April 20, 2006 8:16 am ET
by MMM
This life
Haiku # 35606, April 20, 2006 8:16 am ET
by MMM
420 is good
Getting high is zen for us
But bong smoke leaves quick
Haiku # 35605, April 20, 2006 6:51 am ET
by Andrew
A bot bottle-neck
pound them through a tiny hole
with a ten pound sledge
Haiku # 35604, April 20, 2006 12:54 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Gas prices soring
Oil company profits up
Kill all the oil men.
Haiku # 35603, April 19, 2006 7:53 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Thunderstorm abates
Awakened by the silence
Prefer dissonance
--Filched, in part, from F.S. Fitzgerald
Haiku # 35602, April 19, 2006 7:38 pm ET
by Lush
Will Shakespeare said
"Kill all the lawyers." I say
"Kill all the bankers."
Haiku # 35601, April 19, 2006 7:37 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Three unrelated
lines. Is it human art, or
as good as machine?
Haiku # 35600, April 19, 2006 6:58 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Added insult... Bank
causes overdraft, then charges
overdraft fee. Fuckers!
Haiku # 35599, April 19, 2006 4:48 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
God Damned Fucking Bank!
Took money out. Don't know why.
Now I'm overdrawn.
Haiku # 35598, April 19, 2006 4:45 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Today is payday -
For one brief, shining moment
It all seems worthwhile.
Haiku # 35597, April 19, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Code to defeat bot
Is now deployed on the site
Fuck you cialis
Haiku # 35596, April 19, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
This is just a test
If this was a real poem
You would be aflame
Haiku # 35595, April 19, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Janis
mortification
Canadianizations
Payne difficult twine
Haiku # 35594, April 19, 2006 2:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
buttresses fox talks
optically plankton buying
insipid lineup
Haiku # 35593, April 19, 2006 2:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
apologize coops
commodore misguided Bern
systematizes
Haiku # 35592, April 19, 2006 2:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fathered bitch mince
Sophie stoichiometry
bangles intrigue Doc
Haiku # 35591, April 19, 2006 2:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
adulterating
underlined Philippines
disclaimer non tomb
Haiku # 35590, April 19, 2006 2:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
low capacity.
so much wanted, so far, fast,
don't have what you want
*
i stood at the edge
gazed into the precipice
could not leap for faith
*
could not leap for faith:
life is chaos, leaden feet,
no bridge for the gap
*
have no energy
living now, can't see ahead
won't drive round blind bends
*
scenery distracts
takes all my concentration
all capacity
*
my constant is change
i am full of transition.
i cannot commit.
*
acceleration?
not for me; brake in low gear
climbing steep mountains
Haiku # 35589, April 19, 2006 11:56 am ET
by fabulosa sola
my observation
hot squishy sex isn't love
but better than none
Haiku # 35588, April 19, 2006 10:48 am ET
by ash
the two saddest things
are people madly in love
and then out of love
Haiku # 35587, April 19, 2006 10:46 am ET
by ash
reality bites
love claims another victim
welcome to the world
Haiku # 35586, April 19, 2006 10:43 am ET
by ash
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