Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

Can see better now
Know previous not to form
Maybe need more drops
Haiku # 35695, April 25, 2006 8:25 pm ET
by MLawrence
Rub your eye, see better
Rub your eye, lose your eyelashes
Oh no, not more drops!
Haiku # 35694, April 25, 2006 8:06 pm ET
by MLawrence
Brain is getting full
Haiku can be cathartic
Proliferation
Haiku # 35693, April 25, 2006 8:02 pm ET
by MLawrence
Hurricane Rita
Not deserving of FEMA
Perhaps better off
Haiku # 35692, April 25, 2006 7:58 pm ET
by MLawrence
Hey, hey you out there!
Wake up! Things are happening!
Oh forget it...sleep
Haiku # 35691, April 25, 2006 7:55 pm ET
by MLawrence
Thinks, thorough, thoughtful
Smart, sexy, sometimes silly
Creative, caring
Haiku # 35690, April 25, 2006 7:48 pm ET
by MLawrence
It always happens
To someone else it's been said
Now it happens here
Haiku # 35689, April 25, 2006 7:42 pm ET
by MLawrence
Radio news shock
Covert facism for now
Naive egotist
Haiku # 35688, April 25, 2006 7:34 pm ET
by MLawrence
Caledonia
A story of Canada?
Fact of history
Haiku # 35687, April 25, 2006 7:09 pm ET
by MLawrence
Ice no more. Melting
Polar bear in a snow storm
Only on T shirt
Haiku # 35686, April 25, 2006 7:03 pm ET
by MLawrence
Pookie, Shep, 'Kenny'
Feline friends or fearless foes
Manh! territory
Haiku # 35685, April 25, 2006 6:08 pm ET
by Anonymous
Propagandistic
Reckless, conniving tactics
Harper oh Harper
Haiku # 35684, April 25, 2006 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous of Toronto
While nude sunbathing
On Public Library steps
Tasered by police
Haiku # 35683, April 25, 2006 5:31 pm ET
by Lush
Rebooting again
The more often I do it
The longer it takes
Haiku # 35682, April 25, 2006 5:14 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Life and Death and Jane
She wrote of all - changed the world
Shalom Jane Jacobs
Haiku # 35681, April 25, 2006 4:01 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Flying to Trenton
Going to see mom - tell her
I love her. I died
Haiku # 35680, April 25, 2006 3:52 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
To skirl of bagpipes
Dust, our blood and our tears dance
Who wrote this ballet?
Haiku # 35679, April 25, 2006 3:49 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Sailing at this collosal ocean
King Bros. tunes compromised
News at 11
***
Kept splashing like ocean waves
took my shirts to the dry cleaner
Hell, no bridges in sight yet
Haiku # 35678, April 25, 2006 3:47 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
MGF, keep these inputs coming (plz)
seems everyone except the useful idiot [ :me]
Has a theory
Haiku # 35677, April 25, 2006 3:21 pm ET
by Milos of Boondocks of Belgrade, Serbia
Shell games with war dead
Is a macabre past time
Of these souless men
Haiku # 35676, April 25, 2006 3:21 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Oh, Peace Tower dove
Still your tears for our war dead
You, not them, our guide
Haiku # 35675, April 25, 2006 3:15 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
They hid the coffins
Shame, for our Knights at Dieppe
Doves cry at Vimy
Haiku # 35674, April 25, 2006 3:07 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Found Haiku no. 1 - Albert Camus


"Man is the only
creature that refuses this
to be what he is"
Haiku # 35673, April 25, 2006 2:50 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Here is whom to blame:
knucklehead conservatives.
*They* voted him in.
Haiku # 35672, April 25, 2006 2:15 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
I have killed no one.
Do a favor: overthrow
our government.
Haiku # 35671, April 25, 2006 2:06 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Is it duck season?
Or wabbit season? Daffy
gets nailed either way!

Coyote sets traps.
Will he catch a Roadrunner?
Falls off cliff again!

Yosimite Sam
never gets the drop on Bugs --
"Ah HATES them rabbits!"

"Abraca-pocus!"
Count Dracula is no match
for smartass bunnies.

Marvin the Martian
is sure he will conquer Earth.
In your dreams, space runt!
Haiku # 35670, April 25, 2006 12:32 pm ET
by MrG (Greg Goebel) of CO USA
World opinion Ignore you, Christ sake
Much of the world would love too
If you
Haiku # 35669, April 25, 2006 6:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ignore you, Christ sake
Much of the world would love too
If you
Haiku # 35668, April 25, 2006 6:14 am ET
by World opinion
An't your friend Janis (sudden courage)
suffice it to say
Am your admirer (amiable chuckle)
Haiku # 35667, April 25, 2006 4:12 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Why care what US
dummies don't know? Feel free to
just ignore us.
Haiku # 35666, April 24, 2006 6:53 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Phoning while driving
Multiple auto pile-up
Cellular carnage
Haiku # 35665, April 24, 2006 6:25 pm ET
by Lush
Been there. Done that too.
Nothing left for me to do,
But write bad Haiku.
Haiku # 35664, April 24, 2006 5:51 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Been
There
Done that
Nothing left
That is fun to do
But write Fibonacci Haiku
Haiku # 35663, April 24, 2006 5:50 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Milos, please my friend
There is really only one
Rule with bad haiku
Haiku # 35662, April 24, 2006 4:54 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
learning wall carping
bravely, nation starts proudly
students passing Gore
Haiku # 35661, April 24, 2006 3:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Go thrash a man
Whether he'll pay his bill in CH francs or in euros
Is what Belgrade is about
nonsense
nonsense
nonsense that's right C. Hitchie
Haiku # 35660, April 24, 2006 10:00 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
So how do you know?
Anonymous is US
It
Haiku # 35659, April 24, 2006 6:03 am ET
by Go buy an atlas
So anonymous
Can
Haiku # 35658, April 24, 2006 5:42 am ET
by Go buy an atlas
serbia, siberia, syria
sounds much the same
to my ears
Haiku # 35657, April 24, 2006 2:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
is serbia ruled bu turks
where is serbia
what is serbia
Haiku # 35656, April 24, 2006 2:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Impatient driver
Just had to make that U-turn
I have one leg now
Haiku # 35655, April 24, 2006 12:42 am ET
by fightingchance of atlanta
Newly ascertained;
A Jungian archetype:
Chubby chasing sod
Haiku # 35654, April 23, 2006 5:35 pm ET
by Lush
calculatingly
prosodical sons return
you can count on that
Haiku # 35653, April 23, 2006 5:26 pm ET
by ash
Once the slaves were defined by skin
Today, wonder myself
Wherein hide the details
Haiku # 35652, April 23, 2006 4:17 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Mirror worx well
manx from one.com responds quick
Relaunching system check
Haiku # 35651, April 23, 2006 4:12 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Philly heavies weighed

Let's sell Milos to the Serbs

3rd verse has many choices
Haiku # 35650, April 23, 2006 4:02 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Always dry, but cold,
The man knows no hot geckoes.
Gladdened, he bubbles.
Haiku # 35649, April 23, 2006 3:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Not damp, not tender,
The monk comes to the lantern.
The hard seagull wakes.
Haiku # 35648, April 23, 2006 3:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Low, dismal, leaping,
The man moves. The man despairs,
Retiring, swimming.
Haiku # 35647, April 23, 2006 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rolling Stones
please do not tour
This country or I will lose you all
Haiku # 35646, April 23, 2006 3:33 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
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