Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

Oh, Peace Tower dove
Still your tears for our war dead
You, not them, our guide
Haiku # 35675, April 25, 2006 3:15 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
They hid the coffins
Shame, for our Knights at Dieppe
Doves cry at Vimy
Haiku # 35674, April 25, 2006 3:07 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Found Haiku no. 1 - Albert Camus


"Man is the only
creature that refuses this
to be what he is"
Haiku # 35673, April 25, 2006 2:50 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Here is whom to blame:
knucklehead conservatives.
*They* voted him in.
Haiku # 35672, April 25, 2006 2:15 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
I have killed no one.
Do a favor: overthrow
our government.
Haiku # 35671, April 25, 2006 2:06 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Is it duck season?
Or wabbit season? Daffy
gets nailed either way!

Coyote sets traps.
Will he catch a Roadrunner?
Falls off cliff again!

Yosimite Sam
never gets the drop on Bugs --
"Ah HATES them rabbits!"

"Abraca-pocus!"
Count Dracula is no match
for smartass bunnies.

Marvin the Martian
is sure he will conquer Earth.
In your dreams, space runt!
Haiku # 35670, April 25, 2006 12:32 pm ET
by MrG (Greg Goebel) of CO USA
World opinion Ignore you, Christ sake
Much of the world would love too
If you
Haiku # 35669, April 25, 2006 6:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ignore you, Christ sake
Much of the world would love too
If you
Haiku # 35668, April 25, 2006 6:14 am ET
by World opinion
An't your friend Janis (sudden courage)
suffice it to say
Am your admirer (amiable chuckle)
Haiku # 35667, April 25, 2006 4:12 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Why care what US
dummies don't know? Feel free to
just ignore us.
Haiku # 35666, April 24, 2006 6:53 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Phoning while driving
Multiple auto pile-up
Cellular carnage
Haiku # 35665, April 24, 2006 6:25 pm ET
by Lush
Been there. Done that too.
Nothing left for me to do,
But write bad Haiku.
Haiku # 35664, April 24, 2006 5:51 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Been
There
Done that
Nothing left
That is fun to do
But write Fibonacci Haiku
Haiku # 35663, April 24, 2006 5:50 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Milos, please my friend
There is really only one
Rule with bad haiku
Haiku # 35662, April 24, 2006 4:54 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
learning wall carping
bravely, nation starts proudly
students passing Gore
Haiku # 35661, April 24, 2006 3:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Go thrash a man
Whether he'll pay his bill in CH francs or in euros
Is what Belgrade is about
nonsense
nonsense
nonsense that's right C. Hitchie
Haiku # 35660, April 24, 2006 10:00 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
So how do you know?
Anonymous is US
It
Haiku # 35659, April 24, 2006 6:03 am ET
by Go buy an atlas
So anonymous
Can
Haiku # 35658, April 24, 2006 5:42 am ET
by Go buy an atlas
serbia, siberia, syria
sounds much the same
to my ears
Haiku # 35657, April 24, 2006 2:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
is serbia ruled bu turks
where is serbia
what is serbia
Haiku # 35656, April 24, 2006 2:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Impatient driver
Just had to make that U-turn
I have one leg now
Haiku # 35655, April 24, 2006 12:42 am ET
by fightingchance of atlanta
Newly ascertained;
A Jungian archetype:
Chubby chasing sod
Haiku # 35654, April 23, 2006 5:35 pm ET
by Lush
calculatingly
prosodical sons return
you can count on that
Haiku # 35653, April 23, 2006 5:26 pm ET
by ash
Once the slaves were defined by skin
Today, wonder myself
Wherein hide the details
Haiku # 35652, April 23, 2006 4:17 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Mirror worx well
manx from one.com responds quick
Relaunching system check
Haiku # 35651, April 23, 2006 4:12 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Philly heavies weighed

Let's sell Milos to the Serbs

3rd verse has many choices
Haiku # 35650, April 23, 2006 4:02 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Always dry, but cold,
The man knows no hot geckoes.
Gladdened, he bubbles.
Haiku # 35649, April 23, 2006 3:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Not damp, not tender,
The monk comes to the lantern.
The hard seagull wakes.
Haiku # 35648, April 23, 2006 3:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Low, dismal, leaping,
The man moves. The man despairs,
Retiring, swimming.
Haiku # 35647, April 23, 2006 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rolling Stones
please do not tour
This country or I will lose you all
Haiku # 35646, April 23, 2006 3:33 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
What country is it
when some shit on the street
Knows your business
***
Don't invest in Serbia
Your mind or whatever
It's a waste of time
***
And most important
don't trust the slavetradin' traitors
From the East Coast, USA
Haiku # 35645, April 23, 2006 3:30 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Sold out
to the Serbs
By Philly dumbasses & Co.
***
Slavery never ends
how many lifetimes
1 has to have
Haiku # 35644, April 23, 2006 3:09 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Sold out
to the Serbs
By Philly dumbasses
***
Slavery never ends
how many lifetimes
1 has to have
Haiku # 35643, April 23, 2006 3:08 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
When you are a slave to the Serbian riches
And pigs (you never heard of) spy on your business
You have none
Haiku # 35642, April 23, 2006 3:00 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
The tight cave sitting;
It is the dying welcome.
Commanding, I write.
Haiku # 35641, April 23, 2006 1:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The waiting moss dreams
Where open waters accept.
Does the dry branch wake?
Haiku # 35640, April 23, 2006 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Beyond the clean lamb,
Where the mournful maple craves,
I move; the fern climbs.
Haiku # 35639, April 23, 2006 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Twenty Breaths:


One
Deep
Breath and
You
Haiku # 35638, April 23, 2006 3:06 am ET
by kosmop of my place
Flesh-eating chipmunks
Perched upon my windowsill
Baring blood drenched fangs
Haiku # 35637, April 22, 2006 7:34 pm ET
by Lush
Haiku about me
Will always be replaced with
Haiku about you
Haiku # 35636, April 22, 2006 3:03 pm ET
by Janis
Please try to keep it
In a valid haiku form
It's really not hard
Haiku # 35635, April 22, 2006 2:37 pm ET
by Janis
Fairytale Milo
Looking for an exit
This one's for you
Haiku # 35634, April 22, 2006 6:37 am ET
by skylark of redux
"CIA Fires Employee"
Finally something constructive
For the brave only!
Haiku # 35633, April 22, 2006 6:34 am ET
by skylark of redux
Not
The
Absence
Of despair;
The capacity
To move ahead in spite of it
Haiku # 35632, April 21, 2006 6:00 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
She
Said
Goodbye
Like someone
Just renting a room
Left in the night without a word
Haiku # 35631, April 21, 2006 5:50 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
this stupid bot spam
has been replaced with a real
genuine haiku
Haiku # 35630, April 21, 2006 3:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lapis Lazuli
Amulet upon my head
Per, Book of the Dead
Haiku # 35629, April 21, 2006 1:57 pm ET
by Lush
U.S commute time
Twenty five minute average
Me - thirty seconds.
Haiku # 35628, April 21, 2006 10:25 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
Names for a girl child
Paucity and Plethora
So posh, so refined
Haiku # 35627, April 21, 2006 9:57 am ET
by Chaucer
Strawberry Blush lips
Twenty-two years old woman
Skin clear and peach like
*
She cuts my long hair
We talk life
Haiku # 35626, April 21, 2006 9:16 am ET
by I
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