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28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

words can't hide the truth
there's a dent in president
and dumb in freedom
Haiku # 35725, April 27, 2006 10:11 am ET
by ash
Anyway, I have not figured out why
(i) American to (ii) American
Are better buddies than (i) Serb to (ii) Serb
Haiku # 35724, April 27, 2006 6:31 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Korea, Vietnam,
Grenada and Panama
And Columbia
-
Afghanistan, Watergate
Allowing US collections
For funding the IRA
-
Iist goes on and on
There isn
Haiku # 35723, April 27, 2006 5:30 am ET
by World opinion
Haven
Haiku # 35722, April 27, 2006 5:11 am ET
by Hasn
GMF Am not sure if you are talkin' to me
I am pro-American
Though I cannot be anti-Myself
Haiku # 35721, April 26, 2006 11:47 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
baby hesitates
faintly, faintly, elms
beckoning bull weeps
Haiku # 35720, April 26, 2006 10:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If
I
Were hitched
To Courtney
I'd kill myself too
Just to get away from the bitch
Haiku # 35719, April 26, 2006 5:26 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, Az
Wife
Child
Success
NIRVANA
What a crappy life
Can't blame Kurt for taking his life
Haiku # 35718, April 26, 2006 5:09 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Feeble nation blokes
Don't fathom complexities
Of world stewardship
Haiku # 35717, April 26, 2006 4:06 pm ET
by DevilsAdvocate
You still miss the point.
We're not all evil. Some are
on your side on this.
Haiku # 35716, April 26, 2006 2:38 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
more! more! shock and awe !
i agree wholeheartedly
what a moron :

the first rule of spin :
"a quick war is a good war"
over by christmas

(March 24, 2003 6:45 pm ET)
Haiku # 35715, April 26, 2006 8:51 am ET
by ash
Real tricky suckers
These Irackirainins
So says old G W
Haiku # 35714, April 26, 2006 7:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If the US thought
We would not be in this mess
Try again sucker
Haiku # 35713, April 26, 2006 7:13 am ET
by World opinion
I
Haiku # 35712, April 26, 2006 6:53 am ET
by Male chauvinist
It is so easy
to stereotype. So much
easier than thought.
Haiku # 35711, April 26, 2006 2:53 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
Power-wheelie, to the power band
keep it on the boil
Geronimo! - head for the lefthander
***
Iron it into a straight line
300 yards straight ahead
line up nicely for the Swed's Cross
***
Peel off left at a sign
Pick her up intelligently
Dive down into the right hand drop
Haiku # 35710, April 26, 2006 2:22 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Itchin', itchin'
no rash yet
Don't expend your salt
Haiku # 35709, April 26, 2006 2:13 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
-Sun is shining
-Wind blows my hair around
-Shit! no helmet
Haiku # 35708, April 26, 2006 12:21 am ET
by Shadowserpent of Sacto Ca.
-Hit the gas
-Pulled by the forces
-Speed is fun
Haiku # 35707, April 26, 2006 12:20 am ET
by Shadowserpent of Sacto Ca.
-Hit the brakes to slow
-Lean the bike and feel the turn
-Dont crash and wipeout
Haiku # 35706, April 26, 2006 12:18 am ET
by Shadowserpent of Sacto Ca.
-Push the ignition
-Twist throttle engine revs high
-Release clutch and go
Haiku # 35705, April 26, 2006 12:13 am ET
by Shadowserpent of Sacto Ca.
-Speed in a straight line
-Look into turn shift your weight
-its about the ride
Haiku # 35704, April 26, 2006 12:12 am ET
by Shadowserpent of Sacto Ca.
You know what is?
Americans are boring.
There. I just said it.
Haiku # 35703, April 25, 2006 9:44 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Your mom is so thin
She runs around the shower
To get herself wet
Haiku # 35702, April 25, 2006 9:26 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Walls, of Hadrian
China, Berlin, Isreal
Korea, U.S.
Haiku # 35701, April 25, 2006 9:21 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
They bombed Korea
bombed Japan, bombed Viet Nam
Gonna bomb Iran
Haiku # 35700, April 25, 2006 9:17 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
The petrol addicts
They bomb, arrest and torture
Watch out for those guys
Haiku # 35699, April 25, 2006 9:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Toronto
Your mom is so fat,
When she stands on the corner
Cops shout, "Break it up!"
Haiku # 35698, April 25, 2006 9:12 pm ET
by Lush
Cannot see the trees
For the forest is too large
But can see the Bush
Haiku # 35697, April 25, 2006 8:31 pm ET
by MLawrence
Ontario did
Have a moment of silence
Canada did not
Haiku # 35696, April 25, 2006 8:28 pm ET
by MLawrence
Can see better now
Know previous not to form
Maybe need more drops
Haiku # 35695, April 25, 2006 8:25 pm ET
by MLawrence
Rub your eye, see better
Rub your eye, lose your eyelashes
Oh no, not more drops!
Haiku # 35694, April 25, 2006 8:06 pm ET
by MLawrence
Brain is getting full
Haiku can be cathartic
Proliferation
Haiku # 35693, April 25, 2006 8:02 pm ET
by MLawrence
Hurricane Rita
Not deserving of FEMA
Perhaps better off
Haiku # 35692, April 25, 2006 7:58 pm ET
by MLawrence
Hey, hey you out there!
Wake up! Things are happening!
Oh forget it...sleep
Haiku # 35691, April 25, 2006 7:55 pm ET
by MLawrence
Thinks, thorough, thoughtful
Smart, sexy, sometimes silly
Creative, caring
Haiku # 35690, April 25, 2006 7:48 pm ET
by MLawrence
It always happens
To someone else it's been said
Now it happens here
Haiku # 35689, April 25, 2006 7:42 pm ET
by MLawrence
Radio news shock
Covert facism for now
Naive egotist
Haiku # 35688, April 25, 2006 7:34 pm ET
by MLawrence
Caledonia
A story of Canada?
Fact of history
Haiku # 35687, April 25, 2006 7:09 pm ET
by MLawrence
Ice no more. Melting
Polar bear in a snow storm
Only on T shirt
Haiku # 35686, April 25, 2006 7:03 pm ET
by MLawrence
Pookie, Shep, 'Kenny'
Feline friends or fearless foes
Manh! territory
Haiku # 35685, April 25, 2006 6:08 pm ET
by Anonymous
Propagandistic
Reckless, conniving tactics
Harper oh Harper
Haiku # 35684, April 25, 2006 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous of Toronto
While nude sunbathing
On Public Library steps
Tasered by police
Haiku # 35683, April 25, 2006 5:31 pm ET
by Lush
Rebooting again
The more often I do it
The longer it takes
Haiku # 35682, April 25, 2006 5:14 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Life and Death and Jane
She wrote of all - changed the world
Shalom Jane Jacobs
Haiku # 35681, April 25, 2006 4:01 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Flying to Trenton
Going to see mom - tell her
I love her. I died
Haiku # 35680, April 25, 2006 3:52 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
To skirl of bagpipes
Dust, our blood and our tears dance
Who wrote this ballet?
Haiku # 35679, April 25, 2006 3:49 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Sailing at this collosal ocean
King Bros. tunes compromised
News at 11
***
Kept splashing like ocean waves
took my shirts to the dry cleaner
Hell, no bridges in sight yet
Haiku # 35678, April 25, 2006 3:47 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
MGF, keep these inputs coming (plz)
seems everyone except the useful idiot [ :me]
Has a theory
Haiku # 35677, April 25, 2006 3:21 pm ET
by Milos of Boondocks of Belgrade, Serbia
Shell games with war dead
Is a macabre past time
Of these souless men
Haiku # 35676, April 25, 2006 3:21 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
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