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28 Years, 13 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

Hatred, vitriol, ...
My life is too short to waste
on such things. Keep 'em.
Haiku # 35743, April 28, 2006 1:39 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
You feeling "got at"
Welcome to rest of the world
Well that makes a change
-
More and more places
You
Haiku # 35742, April 28, 2006 6:42 am ET
by World opinion
That's not fair at all
I
Haiku # 35741, April 28, 2006 6:31 am ET
by Defender of the US underdog
Over Simplify?
Have to for Americans!
They won
Haiku # 35740, April 28, 2006 6:27 am ET
by World opinion
the big lebowski
party is tomorrow night
should be a good one
Haiku # 35739, April 28, 2006 4:45 am ET
by Janis
Milo and Crimson
Why not start your own web site
All hostile haiku
Haiku # 35738, April 27, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Tired of the bad attitude
See #25917
Haiku # 35737, April 27, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by Lush/Maestro
We all have our
stereotypes of others.
Must we hear them all?
Haiku # 35736, April 27, 2006 4:31 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
I am aware that
"aircraft" is debatable,
so hold objections.
Haiku # 35735, April 27, 2006 4:30 pm ET
by Lush
Regret: haiku form
limits. It's "bumper sticker"
argumentation.
Haiku # 35734, April 27, 2006 4:30 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
USA AS ORIGIN:
Jazz, punk rock, aircraft,
Abstract expressionism,
Microcomputers
Haiku # 35733, April 27, 2006 4:26 pm ET
by Lush
Hey, world opinion
You are both presumptuous
And cliche riddled
Haiku # 35732, April 27, 2006 4:12 pm ET
by Lush
When I was younger
I thought being an adult
Would be real cool. Wrong!
Haiku # 35731, April 27, 2006 3:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I know of "us/them":
oversimplification.
So, I must like Bush?!
Haiku # 35730, April 27, 2006 3:25 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
The scent gently wafts
leaving its mark on the air
and my memory
Haiku # 35729, April 27, 2006 2:26 pm ET
by Kayla Rihani of Chicago, IL USA
Beyond right and wrong
there is a field . . .
I will meet you there
Haiku # 35728, April 27, 2006 12:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Danger lies inside
those who simplify it down
to us versus them
Haiku # 35727, April 27, 2006 12:40 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Jefferson, John Mill
Mai Lai, Abu Ghraib, Franklin
Conflicted or what?
Haiku # 35726, April 27, 2006 11:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Toronto
words can't hide the truth
there's a dent in president
and dumb in freedom
Haiku # 35725, April 27, 2006 10:11 am ET
by ash
Anyway, I have not figured out why
(i) American to (ii) American
Are better buddies than (i) Serb to (ii) Serb
Haiku # 35724, April 27, 2006 6:31 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Korea, Vietnam,
Grenada and Panama
And Columbia
-
Afghanistan, Watergate
Allowing US collections
For funding the IRA
-
Iist goes on and on
There isn
Haiku # 35723, April 27, 2006 5:30 am ET
by World opinion
Haven
Haiku # 35722, April 27, 2006 5:11 am ET
by Hasn
GMF Am not sure if you are talkin' to me
I am pro-American
Though I cannot be anti-Myself
Haiku # 35721, April 26, 2006 11:47 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
baby hesitates
faintly, faintly, elms
beckoning bull weeps
Haiku # 35720, April 26, 2006 10:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If
I
Were hitched
To Courtney
I'd kill myself too
Just to get away from the bitch
Haiku # 35719, April 26, 2006 5:26 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, Az
Wife
Child
Success
NIRVANA
What a crappy life
Can't blame Kurt for taking his life
Haiku # 35718, April 26, 2006 5:09 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Feeble nation blokes
Don't fathom complexities
Of world stewardship
Haiku # 35717, April 26, 2006 4:06 pm ET
by DevilsAdvocate
You still miss the point.
We're not all evil. Some are
on your side on this.
Haiku # 35716, April 26, 2006 2:38 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
more! more! shock and awe !
i agree wholeheartedly
what a moron :

the first rule of spin :
"a quick war is a good war"
over by christmas

(March 24, 2003 6:45 pm ET)
Haiku # 35715, April 26, 2006 8:51 am ET
by ash
Real tricky suckers
These Irackirainins
So says old G W
Haiku # 35714, April 26, 2006 7:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If the US thought
We would not be in this mess
Try again sucker
Haiku # 35713, April 26, 2006 7:13 am ET
by World opinion
I
Haiku # 35712, April 26, 2006 6:53 am ET
by Male chauvinist
It is so easy
to stereotype. So much
easier than thought.
Haiku # 35711, April 26, 2006 2:53 am ET
by MyGoodFriend
Power-wheelie, to the power band
keep it on the boil
Geronimo! - head for the lefthander
***
Iron it into a straight line
300 yards straight ahead
line up nicely for the Swed's Cross
***
Peel off left at a sign
Pick her up intelligently
Dive down into the right hand drop
Haiku # 35710, April 26, 2006 2:22 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Itchin', itchin'
no rash yet
Don't expend your salt
Haiku # 35709, April 26, 2006 2:13 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
-Sun is shining
-Wind blows my hair around
-Shit! no helmet
Haiku # 35708, April 26, 2006 12:21 am ET
by Shadowserpent of Sacto Ca.
-Hit the gas
-Pulled by the forces
-Speed is fun
Haiku # 35707, April 26, 2006 12:20 am ET
by Shadowserpent of Sacto Ca.
-Hit the brakes to slow
-Lean the bike and feel the turn
-Dont crash and wipeout
Haiku # 35706, April 26, 2006 12:18 am ET
by Shadowserpent of Sacto Ca.
-Push the ignition
-Twist throttle engine revs high
-Release clutch and go
Haiku # 35705, April 26, 2006 12:13 am ET
by Shadowserpent of Sacto Ca.
-Speed in a straight line
-Look into turn shift your weight
-its about the ride
Haiku # 35704, April 26, 2006 12:12 am ET
by Shadowserpent of Sacto Ca.
You know what is?
Americans are boring.
There. I just said it.
Haiku # 35703, April 25, 2006 9:44 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Your mom is so thin
She runs around the shower
To get herself wet
Haiku # 35702, April 25, 2006 9:26 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Walls, of Hadrian
China, Berlin, Isreal
Korea, U.S.
Haiku # 35701, April 25, 2006 9:21 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
They bombed Korea
bombed Japan, bombed Viet Nam
Gonna bomb Iran
Haiku # 35700, April 25, 2006 9:17 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
The petrol addicts
They bomb, arrest and torture
Watch out for those guys
Haiku # 35699, April 25, 2006 9:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Toronto
Your mom is so fat,
When she stands on the corner
Cops shout, "Break it up!"
Haiku # 35698, April 25, 2006 9:12 pm ET
by Lush
Cannot see the trees
For the forest is too large
But can see the Bush
Haiku # 35697, April 25, 2006 8:31 pm ET
by MLawrence
Ontario did
Have a moment of silence
Canada did not
Haiku # 35696, April 25, 2006 8:28 pm ET
by MLawrence
Can see better now
Know previous not to form
Maybe need more drops
Haiku # 35695, April 25, 2006 8:25 pm ET
by MLawrence
Rub your eye, see better
Rub your eye, lose your eyelashes
Oh no, not more drops!
Haiku # 35694, April 25, 2006 8:06 pm ET
by MLawrence
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