the big lebowski
party is tomorrow night
should be a good one

Milo and Crimson
Why not start your own web site
All hostile haiku

See #25917

We all have our
stereotypes of others.
Must we hear them all?

I am aware that
"aircraft" is debatable,
so hold objections.

Regret: haiku form
limits. It's "bumper sticker"
argumentation.

USA AS ORIGIN:
Jazz, punk rock, aircraft,
Abstract expressionism,
Microcomputers

Hey, world opinion
You are both presumptuous
And cliche riddled

When I was younger
I thought being an adult
Would be real cool. Wrong!

I know of "us/them":
oversimplification.
So, I must like Bush?!

The scent gently wafts
leaving its mark on the air
and my memory

Beyond right and wrong
there is a field . . .
I will meet you there

Danger lies inside
those who simplify it down
to us versus them

Jefferson, John Mill
Mai Lai, Abu Ghraib, Franklin
Conflicted or what?

words can't hide the truth
there's a dent in president
and dumb in freedom

Anyway, I have not figured out why
(i) American to (ii) American
Are better buddies than (i) Serb to (ii) Serb

Korea, Vietnam,
Grenada and Panama
And Columbia
-
Afghanistan, Watergate
Allowing US collections
For funding the IRA
-
Iist goes on and on
There isn

Haven

GMF Am not sure if you are talkin' to me
I am pro-American
Though I cannot be anti-Myself

baby hesitates
faintly, faintly, elms
beckoning bull weeps

If
I
Were hitched
To Courtney
I'd kill myself too
Just to get away from the bitch

Wife
Child
Success
NIRVANA
What a crappy life
Can't blame Kurt for taking his life

Feeble nation blokes
Don't fathom complexities
Of world stewardship

You still miss the point.
We're not all evil. Some are
on your side on this.

more! more! shock and awe !
i agree wholeheartedly
what a moron :

the first rule of spin :
"a quick war is a good war"
over by christmas

(March 24, 2003 6:45 pm ET)

Real tricky suckers
These Irackirainins
So says old G W

If the US thought
We would not be in this mess
Try again sucker

I

It is so easy
to stereotype. So much
easier than thought.

Power-wheelie, to the power band
keep it on the boil
Geronimo! - head for the lefthander
***
Iron it into a straight line
300 yards straight ahead
line up nicely for the Swed's Cross
***
Peel off left at a sign
Pick her up intelligently
Dive down into the right hand drop

Itchin', itchin'
no rash yet
Don't expend your salt

-Sun is shining
-Wind blows my hair around
-Shit! no helmet

-Hit the gas
-Pulled by the forces
-Speed is fun

-Hit the brakes to slow
-Lean the bike and feel the turn
-Dont crash and wipeout

-Push the ignition
-Twist throttle engine revs high
-Release clutch and go

-Speed in a straight line
-Look into turn shift your weight
-its about the ride

You know what is?
Americans are boring.
There. I just said it.

Your mom is so thin
She runs around the shower
To get herself wet

Walls, of Hadrian
China, Berlin, Isreal
Korea, U.S.

They bombed Korea
bombed Japan, bombed Viet Nam
Gonna bomb Iran

The petrol addicts
They bomb, arrest and torture
Watch out for those guys

Your mom is so fat,
When she stands on the corner
Cops shout, "Break it up!"

Cannot see the trees
For the forest is too large
But can see the Bush

Ontario did
Have a moment of silence
Canada did not

Can see better now
Know previous not to form
Maybe need more drops

Rub your eye, see better
Rub your eye, lose your eyelashes
Oh no, not more drops!

Brain is getting full
Haiku can be cathartic
Proliferation

Hurricane Rita
Not deserving of FEMA
Perhaps better off

Hey, hey you out there!
Wake up! Things are happening!
Oh forget it...sleep

Thinks, thorough, thoughtful
Smart, sexy, sometimes silly
Creative, caring