Checked out of rat race.
La, la, la. Now it's puppies,
rainbows, butterflies.
by MyGoodFriend
I agree, Janis
All the animosity
Ruins the haiku
by We can do better
Oh fluffy bunny
Your soft fur rubs on my hand;
Feed you a carrot
by The Semi-human haiku replacement engine
Ribbons of rail tracks
The corner of two main streets
A tic tac toe game
by Janis of Toronto
Return to the same
old axe to grind. It's repeat ...
repeat .... repeat. Bore.
by MyGoodFriend
Pleas to the people
Inflamatory haiku
Will be replaced by
Haiku about things
Like kittens and rainbows
And ponies and such
by Janis
You need to take stock
Your time is fast running out
And so are your friends
by Your countries decaying, dying from the inside
Triumphant entry
What is the US record?
How well will it read?
-
The Military
Will history judge it right?
Or will the truth out
by World opinion
Dear Ones Lost, Etern
Non-Forgave, Lasting
Only For Deceit
by Army
The sparkle-stone sky
keeps thoughts, never to
say, of the lost tide.
by Anonymous Poet
Who got caught then?
You done servicing comrades?
Go service yourself!
by William Nippress
The ability
To dance, to seduce, have fun
Lacking in your life?
*
Try military
You can service your comrades
And your country too
by William Nippress
Well, well, is that you?
A Student of Artificial insemination
Via the ear canal
by Is so, how you doing?
Military might
Your still spoiling for a fight
You go fly a kite
by World opinion
Rains the thing we hate
World water shortage my arse
Should try living here
by Anonymous Poet
Just the other day
I was anally raped by
A great big black man
by A Student of Stuff
Oncidium papilio kramerianum
Psychopsis papilio
They don't know they made a haiku
(To Janis)
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Haiku too brief for
Dionysian Dithyramb;
Need an epic board
by Lush
The bright aqua sky
Has nothing to say of the
ever turning tide
by Janis
Another short verse
To replace a spam bot ad
Springtime comes quickly
by Janis
peach blossoms in bloom
with their bright purpleish hue
orchards of beauty
by Janis of St. Catharines
Slay Richard Simmons
Soliciting HOMOcide
Predicate felon
by Lush
CONSPIRACY THEORY
-
CIA's to blame.
9-11 was their job.
No Arabs involved.
-
They killed Kennedy.
Oswald was just a patsy.
More than one gunman!
-
Were there moon andings?
It was faked in Nevada.
Witnesses vanished.
-
Captured UFOs?
Government keeps them hidden
in secret hangars.
-
Contrails cross the sky.
Spreading out mind-control drugs.
Messing with my head!
-
Folks think I'm crazy,
but I really know the facts.
It's so obvious.
-
The truth is out there.
It's all a conspiracy.
Just a cover-up.
by MrG (Greg Goebel) of Loveland, CO, USA
Jimmy Savile rules
Now then now then guys and gals
Eeurgh eeurgh eeurgh eeurgh eeurgh
by A Student of Great scouse icons
inco-ordinate
anonymous once again
hit the wrong button
by ash
nippress in da house
shakin' thuh spanish bootie
set us up the bomb
by Anonymous Poet
Apparently, you're
perfect, and your (mystery)
country is too. Sweet!
by MyGoodFriend
the best way to keep
your word is to simply not
ever give your word
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
death's overrated
what is all the fuss about?
will happen sometime
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Bunny rabbits run
Through the green grass of the spring
Lovely cotton tails
by The Semi-human haiku replacement engine
Oh the spring flowers
How merily they emerge
From winter's tight grip
by The Semi-human haiku replacement engine
Lovely Unicorn
Your majestic horn protrudes
From your noble head
by The Semi-human haiku replacement engine
Military might;
My love for kittens and their
Soft fur makes me blush
by The Semi-human haiku replacement engine
Clear on what I think
Not blinded by my anger
Take a look at yours
-
What makes world angry
Is your countries attitude
To rest of the world
-
Also your own poor
And you
by World opinion
prance across
summer study room
ice-creams
by mote of Singapore
Which hour is longest?
Monday's first or Friday's last?
Time is relative.
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Biking across town
Got to make it home in time
Ice cream is melting.
by Ryan of Korea
He who rocked the boat
must pay
In stones or happiness
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
KOC man said 17 black girls
for that old Milo
Poor soul rots in Serbia
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Angry bullies
no remorse
KOC is at your doors
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
KOC, where the fun is at
if you don't fuck somebody
Call it a day on yourself
***
He said it, shut the fuck up
No, he said it
Shut up your fukin yapper
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
When Knights of Columbus are having fun
Then the bastard must go to Serbia
Is that true, ditto
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Vacant palaver
Nary a trenchant riposte
Discourse with dummkopfs
by Lush
Your country: want to
show it's possible to know
sans insulting it.
*
Your anger blinds you.
Stereotyping: so sad.
Maybe you'll mature.
by MyGoodFriend
Conundrum for me
Back to old lover or new
I really want them both
by Male chauvinist
So still reading me
You want to know my country
Oh can
by World opinion
Complicated rhymes
Are a good reason to boast
But not Limericks
*
Lowbrow limericks
Are fun to write when you
by William Nippress
btw, Italo American pizza tastes like shit
Between Italian and Greek
Go ahead and make your own
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
