Complicated Burps
Must be G W Bush
Come clean and admit

Dumb chinese spam bot
Your pesky non-haiku prose
Is fun to replace

twenty-four inch screen
i can see more than before
shame about my eyes

I'm so impressive:
I can burp my A-B-C's.
I rule this planet!

Devoid of T.P.
Used the cardboard cylinder
Anal chafing sucks

the beach or the beach ?
easy... i'm already there
life's a holiday

So, Gaza, Darfur
Paris? You know, it's a pain
Vacation planning

Watch. I learned this trick
I just....oh damn!...just pretend
that didn't happen

All librarians
They hate the books - and they love?
Every index card

southern hemisphere
where our light comes from the north
or i bend over

Power to punish
Power to cure, educate
Pretty much the same

Sure, you try to put
wings on a pig - it doesn't
make it an eagle

False friends - like ivy
They both decay and ruin
the walls they embrace

My southern neighbours
They build way too many walls
Not enough bridges

Relaxation haiku


Reading Nipresses

Did you like the word?
I tried for double meaning
Lies, clever I thought

Pink cherry blossom
Falling like candyfloss snow
Lies thick on the ground

Photojournalists,
'Neath guise of civic service,
Are pornographers.

Put a stink up his ass, say it's "political"
When you dislike what you hear
Don't forget to label it "rant"

Pete did not voice his
Simpson's character. Pete had
brother Paul do it.


-- Happy Birthday to Pete Townshend (5/19/1945)

Japanese donation, yellow bus No. 26
Driver put on a heat
Underneath my seat
---
Scorching my balls
I don't know if Mr.Bush knows
Why I was sent to Belgrade (Iraq)
---
To suffer this Serbian terror
some % of Serbs
What they have against me an't sure
---
But sure as hell, they "know" me
Fuck you too
And hope you rot in hell
---
Whoever set me with this bloody game
Hope you get yours, yours, yours...
And you will get it Bastards

"Christian Athletes",
and "Lutheran Investors, ...
Self-segregation.

Political rants
In random paragraph form
Will be deleted

Please say it ain't so.
American Idol rigged?
Well, of course it is.

Spoon in the pudding
Iconoclast blog writers
Get their just deserts

Hold me close to you
Pretend you like me she said
God but I want you!
-
That

Rocket Man
Written by Bernie Taupin
Haikued by Crimson Mind


Packed my bags, pre-flight
Zero-hour, nine A.M.
I'm high as a kite


Miss the earth, my wife
It's lonely out here in space
Such a timeless flight


I think it's gonna
be a long-long time until
touch down bring me back


I'm not the man they
think I am at home, oh no
I'm a Rocket Man


Burning out his fuse
out here all alone, oh no
I'm a Rocket Man


Mars ain't the kind of
place to raise your kids; in fact
it is cold as hell


And there is no one
there to raise them if you did
oh no no no no


And all this science
I don't understand; Just my
job, five days a week


I'm a Rocket man
And I think its gonna be
such a long-long time...


-- inspired by William Shatner's dramatic reading
of Rocket Man at the 1978 Sci-Fi film awards

FOX correspondent
As new Press Secretary?
Prepare for SnowJob.

Random thoughts combine.
Driving is a good time to
think of haiku. Ding!

Those famous first words:
"Watson, come here, I want you!"
Double entendre.

You have to eat it
Not insert it up your arse
Some people are fruits

Replacement haiku
An ode to pesky robots
Makes unicorns fly

A ripe pineapple
For anal stimulation?
Bad Ideas Jeans.

when the clock strikes five
i will go and take a nap
i can feel it now

RECENT-Flooding, volcano
erupt,Pacific earthquake. It is END TIMES!

Death rode the DragonFly
Once and then 'twas over

for all.

Bumble Bee's. Often times
can be very fuzzy. But
then I have seen them
without fuzz. So, are
THOSE really bumble
bee's, or some other
contrived notion of one
trying to confuse me?

Delilah wore a purple
dress. She had a purple
hat to match. She went
to the movies to see a
movie version of her
favorite television
program. Boy was she
ever disappointed.

Franklin's shoes came off.
No longer could he walk
the long walk to the candy
store. His mother came
into the room. Franklin
handed over his money to
her and she went for him.
When she got back she
handed him a jaw-breaker
and a candy necklace.

Davey found a cricket.
The little bug bit him
on the hand. He then squashed the bug under
foot in a twisting motion.
Davey decided bugs
just weren't for him.

Hey-buh, man-buh,
what;s-buh, happenin'-
buh? <---mush mouth
circa 1973

uncomfortable
insecure with who I am
self-deprecating

born in the fifties
and soon i'll be there again
life just goes around

You cannot kid me
You

The wood panelling
Blankets the walls of the den
Like in the sevn'ties

Delight to senses
My morning-scented garden
Lets free my spirit

Soon man will invent
A way to get to the stars
He

It makes so you proud
Mans great ingenuity
To kill with such ease

Old Chinese proverb
Man with hole in his pocket
Feel cocky all day

Cursing the hard rain
Blown all the blossom again
Starting to turn brown