Superstring theory.
Multiple universes.
All he wants is laid.

Hawk poops in my face
My diagnosis: bird flu
Don't look up. Ever.

Conclusion jumped
But why the insert error?
Humble apology

Censorship, eh? Bah.
Rot in your hell of shit waves.
Close your mind further

Janis keep the wave
Make the colour blue and white
My original

I'll swim undeterred
crystal adriatic sea
pooh to shitty waves

The shit coloured wave
Envelopes the site header
Time for replacement?

Banality Rex
Evolution, Survival
Full of one's self verse

pity the humans
victims of circumstances
beyond their control

Hello Kitty rules!
I'm like: you didn't know that?
I'm like: whatever

Bleeding hearts unite:
Toyota Prius saves gas
Suicide saves more

Pristine spring forest
Fallen log with yellow spots
When did I eat corn?

Snail inches along.
The razor blade splits it in half.
Two squishy pieces.

Smelly cockroach, pain.
Unlighted box confines me.
Nine years now. You well?

What a cake job, eh?
UPS parcel driver
Big truck, fun, hot chicks

Furry pet's teeth
Sharp. Make oral sex difficult,
and bloody affair

Hello dear spam bot
I love how you waste my time
But you make me write

Monty Python is
to 'funny' what accountant's
are to 'boring' blokes

Big thick bettz, one thick bettle
hei bettz, where u gonna
with zeth big goon in ya hand

Super heroes die,
but their memories live on...
bad is good, baby!

Talking on the sidewalk with a woman
PT Cruiser passing by
Three men laughing inside
---
A gust of windshield antifreeze
catches my eyes
Ruining my mood for the evening
---
I don't know if Mr.Bush knows
Why I was sent to Belgrade (Iraq)
To suffer this Serbian terror
---
some % of Serbs
What they have against me an't sure
But sure as hell, they "know" me
---
Fuck you too
And hope you rot in hell
Whoever set me with this bloody trap
---
A day will come
Hope you will get yours, yours, yours...
And you will get it Bastards

A long, tall fence: a
blunt approach to a problem
multifarious.

eliminate the
impossible, whatever
remains must be truth


- inspired by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (May 22, 1859)

Found Haiku no. 1 = Donald Rumsfeld

"It is easier
to get into something than
to get out of it."

We could fight about
agreeing to disagree
Or not. Whatever

The poet's two friends.
His readers and his critics
Not in that order

You need just two skills
First love, then literacy
Then numeracy

I write a satire
it's about a parody
about irony

Last caller's number
I could call start sixty nine
or the NSA

Barbara Tuchman wrote
Wars are the unfolding of
Miscalculations

Complicated Burps
Must be G W Bush
Come clean and admit

Dumb chinese spam bot
Your pesky non-haiku prose
Is fun to replace

twenty-four inch screen
i can see more than before
shame about my eyes

I'm so impressive:
I can burp my A-B-C's.
I rule this planet!

Devoid of T.P.
Used the cardboard cylinder
Anal chafing sucks

the beach or the beach ?
easy... i'm already there
life's a holiday

So, Gaza, Darfur
Paris? You know, it's a pain
Vacation planning

Watch. I learned this trick
I just....oh damn!...just pretend
that didn't happen

All librarians
They hate the books - and they love?
Every index card

southern hemisphere
where our light comes from the north
or i bend over

Power to punish
Power to cure, educate
Pretty much the same

Sure, you try to put
wings on a pig - it doesn't
make it an eagle

False friends - like ivy
They both decay and ruin
the walls they embrace

My southern neighbours
They build way too many walls
Not enough bridges

Relaxation haiku


Reading Nipresses

Did you like the word?
I tried for double meaning
Lies, clever I thought

Pink cherry blossom
Falling like candyfloss snow
Lies thick on the ground

Photojournalists,
'Neath guise of civic service,
Are pornographers.

Put a stink up his ass, say it's "political"
When you dislike what you hear
Don't forget to label it "rant"

Pete did not voice his
Simpson's character. Pete had
brother Paul do it.


-- Happy Birthday to Pete Townshend (5/19/1945)