my motherboard died
hooray for council pick up
i found a "new" toy
by ash
Male Great Dane strolling
Scrotum swaying in pure time
Like a pendulum
by Lush
hey the search
doesn't seem to work
what do?
by AssFluff of Eternity
nine five seven three
four seven three nine one
call me.
by AssFluff of eternity
the neighbor's music
is not music to my ears
annie get your gun
by annie
Tiananmen square
June 4th - so we protest on
the graves at Kent State
by Brady of Toronto
Ishaqi murders
Five children, four women
Their hearts are past shame?
by Brady of Toronto
Art school is over
out of the class room, into
the shoe factory
by Betty LeBomb
Leash your dogs Tad, leash em up!
An't gonna be your bitch
Or you gonna be mine
by Milos Vujasinovic of SANU is my bitch
Office hours plan:
put right before commitments.
Then you flee students.
by MyGoodFriend
M. Pavic is such bitch
To call the young gun, young blood
The pickpocket!
by Milos Vujasinovic of SANU is my bitch
My office hours:
Twelve till One daily, with an
hour off for lunch.
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
that's not a haiku
a web-bot infestation
is not poetry
by ash
Oh boy this is dumb
Writing copius haiku
In a short time frame
by Janis
The big compost bin
Looks like Dr. Who Dalek
Shouts "exterminate"
by Janis
Onion skin crinkles
As I place the whole mass in
The big compost pile
by Janis
Anarchy's the way
Not in the chaos manner
In think local way
by Janis
Nationalism
What a stupid idea
Pride in ones country?
by Janis
Harper on the news
Yammering on about stuff
Stupid politics
by Janis
I've been working on
A new search tool that will let
you browse the archives
by Janis
If it does one thing
It gets me to write bundles
Of bad haiku verse
by Janis
Buffalo is out
of the NHL playoffs
Lets go Hurricanes!
by Janis
Wind in the summer
I like it much better than
Wind in the winter
by Janis of Bot Spam Replacement
All I have to say
Is oh my god, I have lots
of verse to replace
by Janis of Bot Spam Replacement
Party on the beach
Memories of trip to Texas
Just came back to me
by Anonymous Poet
Spider plant runners
Reaching out from the plant base
and into my heart
by Anonymous Poet
Another one bites
the dust. Coffee Crisp advert
ruined the Queen song
by janis
Viewed South Park reruns
Played the "brown note" on tuba
Whole audience shat
by Lush
The blistering heat
Gives way to some thunderstorms
Calm after the storm
by Janis
High School Reunion
Thirty years. I haven't changed.
What happened to you?
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
must go to the sea
all i ask is a tall ship
and star to steer by
- inspired by John Masefield (1818-1967)
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I like it more too
much better than than the old poo
which I didn't like
by mellie
the great wave
deposits a snail
atop mt fuji
by male snail
The new page format
makes me feel tingly inside,
new, fresh, blue Haiku
by Anonymous Poet
Exactly, it's like
the old one but more true to
the orginal
by Janis
part of the new wave
it's just the old wave in blue
but so much better
by ash
Delayed reactions
The province of a drunkard
Many signposts missed
by Lush
Loving/hating sports
teams? Live vicariously?
Must get a full life.
by MyGoodFriend
Just another test
Once again in haiku form
Just another test
by Janis of Toronto
This is just a test
In haiku form nonetheless
This is just a test
by Janis of Toronto
fame of infamy
another one bites the dust
mediocrity
by Janis
things were diff'rent then
i used to be more normal
or less abnormal
retrospectively
i used to be lots of things
and i still will be
by ash
Entitled -- Alliteration:
Titillating tales
Trigger turgid tumescence.
Toss! Tautology!
by Lush
A super hot day
Full of all work and no play
At the end of May
by Anonymous Poet
The damned TTC
On wildcat strike this morning
Fucks up commute
by Janis
cymbal strike curtailed,
or, glass broken for diamonds
each a crash and grab
by Lush
Cruciverbalist:
One who drafts crossword puzzles.
Who doth give a shit?
by Lush
Search function reveals
No prior "calamity."
Enhanced lexicon
by Lush
