that's not a haiku
a web-bot infestation
is not poetry
by ash
Oh boy this is dumb
Writing copius haiku
In a short time frame
by Janis
The big compost bin
Looks like Dr. Who Dalek
Shouts "exterminate"
by Janis
Onion skin crinkles
As I place the whole mass in
The big compost pile
by Janis
Anarchy's the way
Not in the chaos manner
In think local way
by Janis
Nationalism
What a stupid idea
Pride in ones country?
by Janis
Harper on the news
Yammering on about stuff
Stupid politics
by Janis
I've been working on
A new search tool that will let
you browse the archives
by Janis
If it does one thing
It gets me to write bundles
Of bad haiku verse
by Janis
Buffalo is out
of the NHL playoffs
Lets go Hurricanes!
by Janis
Wind in the summer
I like it much better than
Wind in the winter
by Janis of Bot Spam Replacement
All I have to say
Is oh my god, I have lots
of verse to replace
by Janis of Bot Spam Replacement
Party on the beach
Memories of trip to Texas
Just came back to me
by Anonymous Poet
Spider plant runners
Reaching out from the plant base
and into my heart
by Anonymous Poet
Another one bites
the dust. Coffee Crisp advert
ruined the Queen song
by janis
Viewed South Park reruns
Played the "brown note" on tuba
Whole audience shat
by Lush
The blistering heat
Gives way to some thunderstorms
Calm after the storm
by Janis
High School Reunion
Thirty years. I haven't changed.
What happened to you?
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
must go to the sea
all i ask is a tall ship
and star to steer by
- inspired by John Masefield (1818-1967)
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I like it more too
much better than than the old poo
which I didn't like
by mellie
the great wave
deposits a snail
atop mt fuji
by male snail
The new page format
makes me feel tingly inside,
new, fresh, blue Haiku
by Anonymous Poet
Exactly, it's like
the old one but more true to
the orginal
by Janis
part of the new wave
it's just the old wave in blue
but so much better
by ash
Delayed reactions
The province of a drunkard
Many signposts missed
by Lush
Loving/hating sports
teams? Live vicariously?
Must get a full life.
by MyGoodFriend
Just another test
Once again in haiku form
Just another test
by Janis of Toronto
This is just a test
In haiku form nonetheless
This is just a test
by Janis of Toronto
fame of infamy
another one bites the dust
mediocrity
by Janis
things were diff'rent then
i used to be more normal
or less abnormal
retrospectively
i used to be lots of things
and i still will be
by ash
Entitled -- Alliteration:
Titillating tales
Trigger turgid tumescence.
Toss! Tautology!
by Lush
A super hot day
Full of all work and no play
At the end of May
by Anonymous Poet
The damned TTC
On wildcat strike this morning
Fucks up commute
by Janis
cymbal strike curtailed,
or, glass broken for diamonds
each a crash and grab
by Lush
Cruciverbalist:
One who drafts crossword puzzles.
Who doth give a shit?
by Lush
Search function reveals
No prior "calamity."
Enhanced lexicon
by Lush
Yours an ass so wide
The toilet seat up or down
Makes no difference
by Lush
Horrid reflection
Sheer abandonment of hope
An IHOP breakfast
by Lush
Morbid fantasy
Rampant exsanguination
Flood of corpuscles
by Lush
Alternative rock?
Some independent labels?
Either good or bad.
by Lush
Missle silo day
Rusty hulk of instant death.
Signed the guestbook.
by Anonymous Poet
We should imprison
All who lie about their age.
Screw chronology.
by Lush
We danced with new moves
Tango with Lorna last night
Instructor told me
Hold her close to you
Could feel her body held close
How I wanted her
by William Nippress
indiscriminate
astronomy makes me small
it makes you small too
by ash
who are these children
my music collection asks
who scheme and run wild
by ash
i'm indecisive
i like to ponder a lot
when time allows me
by ash
Frogger is a game
Not a guide to crossing streets
We found out in Seoul.
by Ryan of Korea
Morning on the range.
Scorpion waits in my boot.
Tastes good with coffee.
by 101 ways to cook Arthropods
