Loving/hating sports
teams? Live vicariously?
Must get a full life.
by MyGoodFriend
Just another test
Once again in haiku form
Just another test
by Janis of Toronto
This is just a test
In haiku form nonetheless
This is just a test
by Janis of Toronto
fame of infamy
another one bites the dust
mediocrity
by Janis
things were diff'rent then
i used to be more normal
or less abnormal
retrospectively
i used to be lots of things
and i still will be
by ash
Entitled -- Alliteration:
Titillating tales
Trigger turgid tumescence.
Toss! Tautology!
by Lush
A super hot day
Full of all work and no play
At the end of May
by Anonymous Poet
The damned TTC
On wildcat strike this morning
Fucks up commute
by Janis
cymbal strike curtailed,
or, glass broken for diamonds
each a crash and grab
by Lush
Cruciverbalist:
One who drafts crossword puzzles.
Who doth give a shit?
by Lush
Search function reveals
No prior "calamity."
Enhanced lexicon
by Lush
Yours an ass so wide
The toilet seat up or down
Makes no difference
by Lush
Horrid reflection
Sheer abandonment of hope
An IHOP breakfast
by Lush
Morbid fantasy
Rampant exsanguination
Flood of corpuscles
by Lush
Alternative rock?
Some independent labels?
Either good or bad.
by Lush
Missle silo day
Rusty hulk of instant death.
Signed the guestbook.
by Anonymous Poet
We should imprison
All who lie about their age.
Screw chronology.
by Lush
We danced with new moves
Tango with Lorna last night
Instructor told me
Hold her close to you
Could feel her body held close
How I wanted her
by William Nippress
indiscriminate
astronomy makes me small
it makes you small too
by ash
who are these children
my music collection asks
who scheme and run wild
by ash
i'm indecisive
i like to ponder a lot
when time allows me
by ash
Frogger is a game
Not a guide to crossing streets
We found out in Seoul.
by Ryan of Korea
Morning on the range.
Scorpion waits in my boot.
Tastes good with coffee.
by 101 ways to cook Arthropods
I knock up your wife,
leaving you to raise my spawn.
Think hard - Who I am?
by Seduced lawn boy
Blistering hot sun
Sweat on my brow, working hard
to figure out cows
by Cowboy Philosopher
Ostrich ranch wrangler,
realize your dreams, don't let
the Man keep you down
by Motivational speaker
Guns, food, and water.
Plenty of ammo, radio.
Porn and vaseline.
by Short checklist for bird flu
Sole fate you offer:
a soft tongue bath for my balls
nice offer, no thanks
by Anonymous Poet
Frank Zappa wrote this
Chunga
by William Nippress
Zappa was right, from
heavenly bank account to
you are what you is
by Janis
lest ye want to meet your fate
you silly anteating slut
don't talk now
by Anonymous Poet
urine coloured wave
on a sepia background
him bin long time now
by ash
Mango popsicle.
Tasty. Made in Mexico.
Still pretty tasty.
by Ice cream man
Trilobite dreaming
Holochroal eyes, filter mud for food
You'd make a great pet
by Things were better in the Devonian
Sixteen point nine three
Bad Haiku per day. Tell me:
What do they all mean?
by The ponderer
Moderate thyself
before asking moderation
lest ye be thwacked
by Slapcake Sam
luxurious smile,
salacious eyes invite
I dissolve in her
by Anonymous Poet
Corn dogs, chili beer
Sassafras soda, pork rinds
huckleberry pie
by Things that go better with sex
Measure by measure,
stepping over the ruler
of centimetres
by Janis
Edmonton Oilers
I've hated you all my days
That feeling endures
by Anonymous Poet
fook all these bastards
Jaaaannnnniiiiiiiiissssss!!!
Must moderate this numbsense
by Anonymous Poet
Never fathered;
Genetic algorithms:
I survive in code
by Hal 9000
It will surpass us:
Genetic computation
but not the Haiku
by Working on the code now
I thought mine was big
This was until I saw that
Grandma had a cock
by He looks like his Grandma
Garlic parmesan
jalapeno pesto. Wow.
Life is pretty good.
by Goes with cardboard
California
flatbread. Trendy, hip, costly.
Tastes much like cardboard.
by Anonymous Poet
Two red dots on thumb
Skin peeling away, sore, numb.
What is with my thumb?
by Amateur Doctor
Superstring theory.
Multiple universes.
All he wants is laid.
by Observer of lonely physics guy
Hawk poops in my face
My diagnosis: bird flu
Don't look up. Ever.
by Frustrated dead guy
