Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

cymbal strike curtailed,
or, glass broken for diamonds
each a crash and grab
Haiku # 36079, May 28, 2006 1:41 am ET
by Lush
Cruciverbalist:
One who drafts crossword puzzles.
Who doth give a shit?
Haiku # 36078, May 28, 2006 1:26 am ET
by Lush
Search function reveals
No prior "calamity."
Enhanced lexicon
Haiku # 36077, May 28, 2006 1:24 am ET
by Lush
Yours an ass so wide
The toilet seat up or down
Makes no difference
Haiku # 36076, May 28, 2006 1:06 am ET
by Lush
Horrid reflection
Sheer abandonment of hope
An IHOP breakfast
Haiku # 36075, May 28, 2006 1:02 am ET
by Lush
Morbid fantasy
Rampant exsanguination
Flood of corpuscles
Haiku # 36074, May 28, 2006 12:58 am ET
by Lush
Alternative rock?
Some independent labels?
Either good or bad.
Haiku # 36073, May 28, 2006 12:56 am ET
by Lush
Missle silo day
Rusty hulk of instant death.
Signed the guestbook.
Haiku # 36072, May 28, 2006 12:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We should imprison
All who lie about their age.
Screw chronology.
Haiku # 36071, May 27, 2006 11:25 pm ET
by Lush
We danced with new moves
Tango with Lorna last night
Instructor told me

Hold her close to you
Could feel her body held close
How I wanted her
Haiku # 36070, May 27, 2006 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress
indiscriminate
astronomy makes me small
it makes you small too
Haiku # 36069, May 27, 2006 7:55 am ET
by ash
who are these children
my music collection asks
who scheme and run wild
Haiku # 36068, May 27, 2006 7:48 am ET
by ash
i'm indecisive
i like to ponder a lot
when time allows me
Haiku # 36067, May 27, 2006 7:45 am ET
by ash
Frogger is a game
Not a guide to crossing streets
We found out in Seoul.
Haiku # 36066, May 26, 2006 11:07 pm ET
by Ryan of Korea
Morning on the range.
Scorpion waits in my boot.
Tastes good with coffee.
Haiku # 36065, May 26, 2006 3:10 pm ET
by 101 ways to cook Arthropods
I knock up your wife,
leaving you to raise my spawn.
Think hard - Who I am?
Haiku # 36064, May 26, 2006 2:12 pm ET
by Seduced lawn boy
Blistering hot sun
Sweat on my brow, working hard
to figure out cows
Haiku # 36063, May 26, 2006 1:00 pm ET
by Cowboy Philosopher
Ostrich ranch wrangler,
realize your dreams, don't let
the Man keep you down
Haiku # 36062, May 26, 2006 12:48 pm ET
by Motivational speaker
Guns, food, and water.
Plenty of ammo, radio.
Porn and vaseline.
Haiku # 36061, May 26, 2006 11:43 am ET
by Short checklist for bird flu
Sole fate you offer:
a soft tongue bath for my balls
nice offer, no thanks
Haiku # 36060, May 26, 2006 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Frank Zappa wrote this
Chunga
Haiku # 36059, May 26, 2006 10:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Zappa was right, from
heavenly bank account to
you are what you is
Haiku # 36058, May 26, 2006 9:24 am ET
by Janis
lest ye want to meet your fate
you silly anteating slut
don't talk now
Haiku # 36057, May 26, 2006 3:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
urine coloured wave
on a sepia background
him bin long time now
Haiku # 36056, May 26, 2006 12:20 am ET
by ash
Mango popsicle.
Tasty. Made in Mexico.
Still pretty tasty.
Haiku # 36055, May 26, 2006 12:11 am ET
by Ice cream man
Trilobite dreaming
Holochroal eyes, filter mud for food
You'd make a great pet
Haiku # 36054, May 26, 2006 12:00 am ET
by Things were better in the Devonian
Sixteen point nine three
Bad Haiku per day. Tell me:
What do they all mean?
Haiku # 36053, May 25, 2006 11:52 pm ET
by The ponderer
Moderate thyself
before asking moderation
lest ye be thwacked
Haiku # 36052, May 25, 2006 11:44 pm ET
by Slapcake Sam
luxurious smile,
salacious eyes invite
I dissolve in her
Haiku # 36051, May 25, 2006 11:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Corn dogs, chili beer
Sassafras soda, pork rinds
huckleberry pie
Haiku # 36050, May 25, 2006 11:14 pm ET
by Things that go better with sex
Measure by measure,
stepping over the ruler
of centimetres
Haiku # 36049, May 25, 2006 10:15 pm ET
by Janis
Edmonton Oilers
I've hated you all my days
That feeling endures
Haiku # 36048, May 25, 2006 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fook all these bastards
Jaaaannnnniiiiiiiiissssss!!!
Must moderate this numbsense
Haiku # 36047, May 25, 2006 4:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Never fathered;
Genetic algorithms:
I survive in code
Haiku # 36046, May 25, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Hal 9000
It will surpass us:
Genetic computation
but not the Haiku
Haiku # 36045, May 25, 2006 3:02 pm ET
by Working on the code now
I thought mine was big
This was until I saw that
Grandma had a cock
Haiku # 36044, May 25, 2006 2:50 pm ET
by He looks like his Grandma
Garlic parmesan
jalapeno pesto. Wow.
Life is pretty good.
Haiku # 36043, May 25, 2006 2:18 pm ET
by Goes with cardboard
California
flatbread. Trendy, hip, costly.
Tastes much like cardboard.
Haiku # 36042, May 25, 2006 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Two red dots on thumb
Skin peeling away, sore, numb.
What is with my thumb?
Haiku # 36041, May 25, 2006 1:55 pm ET
by Amateur Doctor
Superstring theory.
Multiple universes.
All he wants is laid.
Haiku # 36040, May 25, 2006 1:51 pm ET
by Observer of lonely physics guy
Hawk poops in my face
My diagnosis: bird flu
Don't look up. Ever.
Haiku # 36039, May 25, 2006 12:56 pm ET
by Frustrated dead guy
Conclusion jumped
But why the insert error?
Humble apology
Haiku # 36038, May 25, 2006 12:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Censorship, eh? Bah.
Rot in your hell of shit waves.
Close your mind further
Haiku # 36037, May 25, 2006 12:45 pm ET
by 1984
Janis keep the wave
Make the colour blue and white
My original
Haiku # 36036, May 25, 2006 11:54 am ET
by Katsushika Hokusai
I'll swim undeterred
crystal adriatic sea
pooh to shitty waves
Haiku # 36035, May 25, 2006 11:50 am ET
by mellie
The shit coloured wave
Envelopes the site header
Time for replacement?
Haiku # 36034, May 25, 2006 11:04 am ET
by Janis
Banality Rex
Evolution, Survival
Full of one's self verse
Haiku # 36033, May 25, 2006 10:59 am ET
by Janis
pity the humans
victims of circumstances
beyond their control
Haiku # 36032, May 25, 2006 6:23 am ET
by ash
Hello Kitty rules!
I'm like: you didn't know that?
I'm like: whatever
Haiku # 36031, May 24, 2006 7:20 pm ET
by Kunta kittay
Bleeding hearts unite:
Toyota Prius saves gas
Suicide saves more
Haiku # 36030, May 24, 2006 7:09 pm ET
by Facts of life
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