Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Leash your dogs Tad, leash em up!
An't gonna be your bitch
Or you gonna be mine
Haiku # 36118, June 2, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of SANU is my bitch
Office hours plan:
put right before commitments.
Then you flee students.
Haiku # 36117, June 2, 2006 3:36 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
M. Pavic is such bitch
To call the young gun, young blood
The pickpocket!
Haiku # 36116, June 2, 2006 3:12 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of SANU is my bitch
My office hours:
Twelve till One daily, with an
hour off for lunch.
Haiku # 36115, June 2, 2006 2:48 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
that's not a haiku
a web-bot infestation
is not poetry
Haiku # 36114, June 2, 2006 7:57 am ET
by ash
Oh boy this is dumb
Writing copius haiku
In a short time frame
Haiku # 36113, June 2, 2006 7:03 am ET
by Janis
The big compost bin
Looks like Dr. Who Dalek
Shouts "exterminate"
Haiku # 36112, June 2, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Janis
Onion skin crinkles
As I place the whole mass in
The big compost pile
Haiku # 36111, June 2, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Janis
Anarchy's the way
Not in the chaos manner
In think local way
Haiku # 36110, June 2, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Janis
Nationalism
What a stupid idea
Pride in ones country?
Haiku # 36109, June 2, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Janis
Harper on the news
Yammering on about stuff
Stupid politics
Haiku # 36108, June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis
I've been working on
A new search tool that will let
you browse the archives
Haiku # 36107, June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis
If it does one thing
It gets me to write bundles
Of bad haiku verse
Haiku # 36106, June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis
Buffalo is out
of the NHL playoffs
Lets go Hurricanes!
Haiku # 36105, June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis
Wind in the summer
I like it much better than
Wind in the winter
Haiku # 36104, June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis of Bot Spam Replacement
All I have to say
Is oh my god, I have lots
of verse to replace
Haiku # 36103, June 2, 2006 6:51 am ET
by Janis of Bot Spam Replacement
Big event coming
Going to be hilarious
"Enough is enough"
Haiku # 36102, June 2, 2006 6:51 am ET
by Janis
Party on the beach
Memories of trip to Texas
Just came back to me
Haiku # 36101, June 2, 2006 6:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spider plant runners
Reaching out from the plant base
and into my heart
Haiku # 36100, June 2, 2006 6:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Another one bites
the dust. Coffee Crisp advert
ruined the Queen song
Haiku # 36099, June 2, 2006 6:51 am ET
by janis
Viewed South Park reruns
Played the "brown note" on tuba
Whole audience shat
Haiku # 36098, June 1, 2006 8:38 pm ET
by Lush
The blistering heat
Gives way to some thunderstorms
Calm after the storm
Haiku # 36097, June 1, 2006 8:01 pm ET
by Janis
High School Reunion
Thirty years. I haven't changed.
What happened to you?
Haiku # 36096, June 1, 2006 5:29 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
must go to the sea
all i ask is a tall ship
and star to steer by

- inspired by John Masefield (1818-1967)
Haiku # 36095, June 1, 2006 5:21 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I like it more too
much better than than the old poo
which I didn't like
Haiku # 36094, June 1, 2006 8:22 am ET
by mellie
the great wave
deposits a snail
atop mt fuji
Haiku # 36093, May 31, 2006 10:25 pm ET
by male snail
The new page format
makes me feel tingly inside,
new, fresh, blue Haiku
Haiku # 36092, May 31, 2006 10:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Exactly, it's like
the old one but more true to
the orginal
Haiku # 36091, May 31, 2006 9:38 am ET
by Janis
part of the new wave
it's just the old wave in blue
but so much better
Haiku # 36090, May 31, 2006 3:33 am ET
by ash
Delayed reactions
The province of a drunkard
Many signposts missed
Haiku # 36089, May 30, 2006 11:17 pm ET
by Lush
Loving/hating sports
teams? Live vicariously?
Must get a full life.
Haiku # 36088, May 30, 2006 10:22 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Just another test
Once again in haiku form
Just another test
Haiku # 36087, May 30, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
This is just a test
In haiku form nonetheless
This is just a test
Haiku # 36086, May 30, 2006 4:20 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
fame of infamy
another one bites the dust
mediocrity
Haiku # 36085, May 30, 2006 2:20 pm ET
by Janis
things were diff'rent then
i used to be more normal
or less abnormal

retrospectively
i used to be lots of things
and i still will be
Haiku # 36084, May 30, 2006 7:30 am ET
by ash
Entitled -- Alliteration:
Titillating tales
Trigger turgid tumescence.
Toss! Tautology!
Haiku # 36083, May 30, 2006 2:37 am ET
by Lush
A super hot day
Full of all work and no play
At the end of May
Haiku # 36082, May 29, 2006 1:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The damned TTC
On wildcat strike this morning
Fucks up commute
Haiku # 36081, May 29, 2006 1:25 pm ET
by Janis
Strawberries forming
Emerging from white flowers
Hardly noteworthy
Haiku # 36080, May 28, 2006 10:31 am ET
by Janis of the backyard
cymbal strike curtailed,
or, glass broken for diamonds
each a crash and grab
Haiku # 36079, May 28, 2006 1:41 am ET
by Lush
Cruciverbalist:
One who drafts crossword puzzles.
Who doth give a shit?
Haiku # 36078, May 28, 2006 1:26 am ET
by Lush
Search function reveals
No prior "calamity."
Enhanced lexicon
Haiku # 36077, May 28, 2006 1:24 am ET
by Lush
Yours an ass so wide
The toilet seat up or down
Makes no difference
Haiku # 36076, May 28, 2006 1:06 am ET
by Lush
Horrid reflection
Sheer abandonment of hope
An IHOP breakfast
Haiku # 36075, May 28, 2006 1:02 am ET
by Lush
Morbid fantasy
Rampant exsanguination
Flood of corpuscles
Haiku # 36074, May 28, 2006 12:58 am ET
by Lush
Alternative rock?
Some independent labels?
Either good or bad.
Haiku # 36073, May 28, 2006 12:56 am ET
by Lush
Missle silo day
Rusty hulk of instant death.
Signed the guestbook.
Haiku # 36072, May 28, 2006 12:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We should imprison
All who lie about their age.
Screw chronology.
Haiku # 36071, May 27, 2006 11:25 pm ET
by Lush
We danced with new moves
Tango with Lorna last night
Instructor told me

Hold her close to you
Could feel her body held close
How I wanted her
Haiku # 36070, May 27, 2006 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress
indiscriminate
astronomy makes me small
it makes you small too
Haiku # 36069, May 27, 2006 7:55 am ET
by ash
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