Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

"Find one suitable
Only when you stop looking"
Correct amundo!
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Sheesh, still waitin for Jenny
I am trouble bored
by now shit yeah
Haiku # 36140, June 7, 2006 2:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
O'er the smog filled skies
Underneath the bear costumes
Tiny elves redux
Haiku # 36139, June 6, 2006 6:41 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Fear the antichrist
For she doth walk among us
It's Katie Couric
Haiku # 36138, June 6, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Lush
If you average
5-7-5, you get the same
as 6-6-6. Fun.
Haiku # 36137, June 6, 2006 2:11 pm ET
by Damien
Love is a disease
Like Malaria, once struck
Never really cured
Haiku # 36136, June 6, 2006 12:33 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
off to adelaide
that's twice in under a year
the most in decades
Haiku # 36135, June 6, 2006 9:05 am ET
by ash
it's raining again
the skies awash with rainbows
driftwood on the beach
Haiku # 36134, June 6, 2006 7:50 am ET
by ash
Too late G W B
He was born some time ago
He
Haiku # 36133, June 6, 2006 5:05 am ET
by Devils advocate of Shivering in bed
This morning it was
6060606
Waiting for evil?
Haiku # 36132, June 6, 2006 5:01 am ET
by Devils advocate of Shivering in bed
Craving glory
my Charmin earned his stripes
riding the winking sphincter
Haiku # 36131, June 6, 2006 12:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pessimistic toilet seat germ
waits in toxic silence for
The End
Haiku # 36130, June 6, 2006 12:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sitting at my desk
Secretly writing haiku
Shush! Here comes the boss.
Haiku # 36129, June 5, 2006 5:12 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Search haiku text field
Seems to be totally borked
WIll fix it later
Haiku # 36128, June 5, 2006 9:59 am ET
by Janis
Sophisticated
Jimila is a Berber
Beautiful, speaks French
*
She dances salsa
Like she is belly dancer
Fantastic body
*
She told me her friends
Have given nickname
Haiku # 36127, June 5, 2006 8:26 am ET
by William Nippress
my motherboard died
hooray for council pick up
i found a "new" toy
Haiku # 36126, June 5, 2006 4:02 am ET
by ash
Male Great Dane strolling
Scrotum swaying in pure time
Like a pendulum
Haiku # 36125, June 4, 2006 7:55 pm ET
by Lush
hey the search
doesn't seem to work
what do?
Haiku # 36124, June 4, 2006 6:14 pm ET
by AssFluff of Eternity
nine five seven three
four seven three nine one
call me.
Haiku # 36123, June 4, 2006 6:08 pm ET
by AssFluff of eternity
the neighbor's music
is not music to my ears
annie get your gun
Haiku # 36122, June 3, 2006 9:28 pm ET
by annie
Tiananmen square
June 4th - so we protest on
the graves at Kent State
Haiku # 36121, June 3, 2006 11:29 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Ishaqi murders
Five children, four women
Their hearts are past shame?
Haiku # 36120, June 3, 2006 10:24 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Art school is over
out of the class room, into
the shoe factory
Haiku # 36119, June 3, 2006 2:39 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Leash your dogs Tad, leash em up!
An't gonna be your bitch
Or you gonna be mine
Haiku # 36118, June 2, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of SANU is my bitch
Office hours plan:
put right before commitments.
Then you flee students.
Haiku # 36117, June 2, 2006 3:36 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
M. Pavic is such bitch
To call the young gun, young blood
The pickpocket!
Haiku # 36116, June 2, 2006 3:12 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of SANU is my bitch
My office hours:
Twelve till One daily, with an
hour off for lunch.
Haiku # 36115, June 2, 2006 2:48 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
that's not a haiku
a web-bot infestation
is not poetry
Haiku # 36114, June 2, 2006 7:57 am ET
by ash
Oh boy this is dumb
Writing copius haiku
In a short time frame
Haiku # 36113, June 2, 2006 7:03 am ET
by Janis
The big compost bin
Looks like Dr. Who Dalek
Shouts "exterminate"
Haiku # 36112, June 2, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Janis
Onion skin crinkles
As I place the whole mass in
The big compost pile
Haiku # 36111, June 2, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Janis
Anarchy's the way
Not in the chaos manner
In think local way
Haiku # 36110, June 2, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Janis
Nationalism
What a stupid idea
Pride in ones country?
Haiku # 36109, June 2, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Janis
Harper on the news
Yammering on about stuff
Stupid politics
Haiku # 36108, June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis
I've been working on
A new search tool that will let
you browse the archives
Haiku # 36107, June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis
If it does one thing
It gets me to write bundles
Of bad haiku verse
Haiku # 36106, June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis
Buffalo is out
of the NHL playoffs
Lets go Hurricanes!
Haiku # 36105, June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis
Wind in the summer
I like it much better than
Wind in the winter
Haiku # 36104, June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis of Bot Spam Replacement
All I have to say
Is oh my god, I have lots
of verse to replace
Haiku # 36103, June 2, 2006 6:51 am ET
by Janis of Bot Spam Replacement
Big event coming
Going to be hilarious
"Enough is enough"
Haiku # 36102, June 2, 2006 6:51 am ET
by Janis
Party on the beach
Memories of trip to Texas
Just came back to me
Haiku # 36101, June 2, 2006 6:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spider plant runners
Reaching out from the plant base
and into my heart
Haiku # 36100, June 2, 2006 6:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Another one bites
the dust. Coffee Crisp advert
ruined the Queen song
Haiku # 36099, June 2, 2006 6:51 am ET
by janis
Viewed South Park reruns
Played the "brown note" on tuba
Whole audience shat
Haiku # 36098, June 1, 2006 8:38 pm ET
by Lush
The blistering heat
Gives way to some thunderstorms
Calm after the storm
Haiku # 36097, June 1, 2006 8:01 pm ET
by Janis
High School Reunion
Thirty years. I haven't changed.
What happened to you?
Haiku # 36096, June 1, 2006 5:29 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
must go to the sea
all i ask is a tall ship
and star to steer by

- inspired by John Masefield (1818-1967)
Haiku # 36095, June 1, 2006 5:21 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I like it more too
much better than than the old poo
which I didn't like
Haiku # 36094, June 1, 2006 8:22 am ET
by mellie
the great wave
deposits a snail
atop mt fuji
Haiku # 36093, May 31, 2006 10:25 pm ET
by male snail
The new page format
makes me feel tingly inside,
new, fresh, blue Haiku
Haiku # 36092, May 31, 2006 10:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Exactly, it's like
the old one but more true to
the orginal
Haiku # 36091, May 31, 2006 9:38 am ET
by Janis
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